I irritate my friends with random scenarios. I love the show gilmore girls. I think that you should smile as often as you can. I hope to help with this by writing funny twilight stories. I am also writing a novel that I hope to publish when I get older and I've added a lot more to it. Hopefully my ideas won't get used by somebody else before i get it published. Oh, and if you could contact me with your personal answers to these random scenarios that would be just great.
What would you do if......?
a monkey was sitting on your couch eating your blackberry pie?
you were kidnapped by hot guys that could FLY?
If you woke up on a couch surrounded by the Cullens
If you woke up on a couch surrounded by the werewolves
I ran up to you and screamed that Jasper Cullen is the hottest vampire and Emmett is the funniest?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?
Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?
Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
Why do people say ,"you can't have your cake and eat it too" when no one would have a cake if they can't eat it?
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
When life gives you the Cheetah Girls, throw them back and demand Alice Cullen.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
I woul like it if you reviewed my stories
Oh here's some bad jokes.
Can you catch? Cause I'm throwing you a party! (I made that one up myself!!!)
Make like a tree/banana and leaf/split.
Make like horse poo and hit the trail
Make like ice cream and chill
Boys are like school on a holiday, no class
i love bad puns!
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(")_(") this is a bunny. copy and paste him. he must have world domination!
A True Boyfriend =
When she walks away from you mad
When she stare's at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
-Grab her and don't let go
When she start's cussing at you
-Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
-Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you
-Give her your attention
When she pulls away
-Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
-Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
-Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
-Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
-Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat
-Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
-Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
-Reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt
-Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you
-she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you
-bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
-keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
-dont look away until she does
When she misses you
-she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
-the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
-she still wants you to be hers
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she's mad
-hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her -because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad,
-hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying,
-the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Hey this is something I got off a website, so don't sue me.
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing ?Discovery Channel? by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with ?Bite me, Edward.?
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with ?What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy??
3. Tell him his hair isn?t bronze, it?s ginger, and he should stop denying himself ? he?s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to ?Like a Virgin? by Madonna.
I got all of these from Deviantart.com
I am trying to find the name of the author to give her/him credit but I can't find it. If you know who it is please email me the person's penname.
10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to ?jump for it?.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan ?I?m melting.?
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her ?spidey senses? are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her? happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward ? the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the ?s?. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the ?q? is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to ?get lost? in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with ?times have changed, old man?.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is ? what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn?t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming ?I?ve been bitten! I?ve been bitten!?
10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. I have omitted this one since it is too inapropriate
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with ?That?s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!?
10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen
10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.
9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when you want to have them, what genders you want them to be, etc.
8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?
7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as ?Nurse. Naughty? in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him ?Doctor. Dreamy?
6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher or paedophile.
5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blender with milk and hand back the final product, claiming it?s a caramel milkshake.
4. Tell her what the nurses at the hospital really think of Carlisle ? then smudge lipstick on Carlisle?s shirt collar and spray him with perfume. Laugh loudly when Esme notices, and videotape the reaction.
3. Ask if she likes Carlisle?s cute little English accent. When she says she loves everything about Carlisle, call her an ?uncultured swine? and storm off.
2. Inquire as to how she jumped off a cliff and survived. When she can?t answer, ask if she is secretly Batman.
And the Number One way to annoy Esme Cullen?
1. Anonymously send her a package of baby clothing in the mail.
I know that not all of these are funny, but I would feel bad if I left someone out.
10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan
10. Tell him Bella?s pregnant ? but you?re having trouble figuring out who the father is? Bella?s unsure whether it?s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob or Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with pink lace and flowers the call the station requesting to speak with Chief Swan Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that?s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup ? it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys by Inner Circle and I Shot the Sheriff by Bob Marley in the background.
5. Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.
4. Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bella?s room at night, and Bella hitting on Edward.
3. File a report at the station against Edward Cullen ? be sure to state in the report that Edward is over a century old, making his relationship with Bella Swan paedophilia.
2. Plant weed on Edward the next time he visits the Swan residence ? then when he is being locked up, tell Charlie a strip search may be necessary.
And the Number One way to annoy Charlie Swan?
1. Replace his ammo with silver bullets then tell him that Jacob raped Bella. When Charlie goes to ?have a talk? with Jacob, make sure he has his gun with him.
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him ? instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn?t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is? and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things? ***** *****
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
Okay, I took out number two because people I know read this bio so I don't want to seem like a really inapropriate person.
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her ?Ice Queen? behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with ?Whatever, bimbo.?
7. Claim that being a human ain?t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with ?Whatever, bimbo.?
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn?t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead ? he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie?s ugly face.
3. Call her ?*oe-salie? at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to ?Roxanne? by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
This one is my Favorite, and I really like boys with blonde hair
10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the ?depressed? Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two ?a??s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, ?The power of Christ compels you!?.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice?s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout ?Sir, yes sir!? and salute, army style.
I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
i FOUND OUT WHO WROTE THE 10 WAYS TO ANNOY ... IT WAS......nikatil FROM www.deviantart.com !! Thank you for writing these hilarious whateveryoucallems for us!! If you feel the need to copy and paste this to your bio then plese give her/him credit!!! I do not want to get sued!
Oh, I found some other ones!!
These are by Awoken-myth fo deviantart.com
they aren't as funny
10 ways to annoy Victoria
1. Ask her where James is at and if he finally got tired of her
2. Ask her ' Did you colour your hair of does it look naturally like it's burning up?'
3. Next time she goes after Bella tell her " Jeesh Vic, don't you think you are copycatting James here?"
4. Shout when she is standing next to you " Look! James! Oh wait.. sorry... it's just a pile of ashes."
5. Start finding nicknames for her " What did you think about Vic? Ria? Tor? Oooh ooh! I know it! Victoria Lake! " (and put her reaction on tape for me, will ya? XD)
6. Ask if she likes the movie ' V for Vendetta.'
7. Start humming" Victoria for Vendetta, Victoria for Vendetta..."
8. Ask her how she keeps on finding guys that die after they fall for her.
9. When Riley (page 541 of Eclipse, the blond guy) is around her start singing the Pinkie and the Brain theme song.
10. Try to dye her hair strawberry blonde in some way and tell her she'll scare Edward even more that way!
10 Ways to annoy the volturi
1. If you're a vampire go sunbathing and ask Aro if he wouldn't like to come because he looks quite pale.
2. Ask Heidi where she got her contacts because you'd love to have orange eyes for next halloween.
3. Put in plastic fangs and put on a cape. Then go stand in front of Marcus and say " Ooh, big vampire hunter! Have mercy for this poor vampire!"
4. Come up with a few of baby-vampires and hand one to each female of the coven, saying them you want to do an experiment on their maternal instinct.
5. When Aro touches you, seeing your memory, imagine as good as possible that he is walking trough a flower-covered meadow singing " I feel pretty! oh so pretty! I feel pretty..."
6. Make sure the only clothes Alec and Jane have left in their closet are Hippie-style and identically the same looking . When they step outside their room make sure they see each other and the others do so too. Then shout " Family picture!" and take a pic.
7. Go to them telling you're engaged to a werewolf and ask Jane and Heidi to be your bridesmaids and Aro to be your best man... showing them the old-styled peach-coloured tuxedo and dresses (all trimmed with lace, the dresses not having any cleavage at all and a little umbrella)
8. Put lights and christmas trees over the whole volturi residence and let jingles and christmas carols sound through the entire place.
9. Next time Heidi comes back with 'food' ask if you can keep one of them as a pet (add a "pleeeeeaaaaase" when you look at Aro)
10. Stare at Jane non-stop and when she asks you what you're doing say " I'm trying to use my powers against you, like you did with Bella..."
All stories are true, some just never happened.
Being insane has never stopped me before.
When people don't laugh at our jokes, i don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing, but more like a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing.
There are few things, apparently, more helpful to a writer than once having been a weird little kid.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
The fastest way to suceed is to look as if you're playing someone else's rules while quietly playing your own.
Never be afraid to try something new. remember; amatuers built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not gonna answer.
I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.
You say I'm not cool. I'm good with that. Cool is a similiar form of cold. And if you're not cold, you're hot. I know i'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
A black cat crossing your path signifies the cat is going somewhere.
Love is when you walk all the way across the classroom to sharpen your pencil in order to see him then realize your pencil is a mechanical one.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
A good friend picks you up when you fall,a best friend picks you up and then trips you again."
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
You're laughing at me now because your older than me by mere months... but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? ;-)
Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs (except Edward Cullen of course!!)
Come over to the good side, we have Edward Cullen and chocolate!
Huh... It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both(and I'm looking at you Edward!)
I don't obsess, I think intensely!
If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care!;-) )
If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.
If you have Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse memorized, post this.If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
I really like to add random funny things to my profile. Does anyone know how to add pictures or avatars? I know a whole bunch of funny ones but I don't know how to add them to my bio.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
If you don?t get everything you want, think of the things you don?t get that you don?t want.
Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
When I'm a mother, a long time from now, and my children asks why there is thunder..... I will not tell them god is bowling, but that vampires are playing baseball...... My children will be reassured because by then I will have taught them to love vampires. If you pledge to tell them this, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." --Sam Levenson
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown
I have the Sudden urge to read Midnight Sun.
Oh, and If stephenie Meyer is reading this right now, FINISH THE STINKIN STORY!!
I Hate it when people stop mid story. I always try to finish my stories. even if I don't do it well, I still TRY!!
Here is something else that is totally random, ME!! I think the best story that I have written is Poor Kidnapped Bella, and my worst is Damsels in distress and knights in shining armor. So if you are reading my stories please read PKB!! And then reveiw!
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile.
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so scroll down
(don't cheat- -)
1. You are completely in love with this person
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
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Stories Written (6)
|Poor kidnapped Bella||Everyone||5/5||33||5||Yes||4660|
|Alice Jasper and Emmett kidnap Bella. Edward chases them down. I think it is VERY FUNNY!!! PS it is my first fanfic! PSS There is Edward doing something humiliating in this story.|
|A day in Edward's perspective||Adult||3.2/5||22||3||Yes||2253|
|A day in Edward's POV. Includes FLUFF!!! FLUFFY FLUFFY FLUFF!!! FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF!!!!!. T rating is just in case. Thank you everyone who reviewed!! You made my dayz!! Oh did I mention that there is FUNNY as well as fluff?|
|Finally! It is the violence that we've all been waitnig for! Mike goes too far and Edward gets to let loose! Rated T for suggestive themes and VIOLENCE!! oh and it's a one shot|
|Damsels in Distress and Knights in Shining Armor||Teen||4.5/5||6||2||Yes||3694|
Bella and Edward are in a typical cliched situation. Bella's trapped in a tower and Edward is the knight in shining armor. Edward has to fight three old ememies that are somehow not dead. You know who they are. HINT: we met them in twilight
I think it is pretty funny
rated teen just in case Review and whatnot it makes me update that much sooner.
|Poor Hated Bella||Teen||3.5/5||8||3||No||6652|
The Edward Cullen Fan Club was established before Bella moved in. And they aren't happy when Edward is stolen from them by Bella Swan. They get revenge.
Bella's POV but I'm thinking about writing this in a sequel from Edward's POV By the way, in this story the plot of the twilight saga isn't effected in any way. This is between New Moon and Eclipse.
|Freaky Friday Night||Everyone||5/5||7||1||No||648|
Bella wakes up and something is terribly, terribly wrong. She's in Alice's body! Alice is in Rose's body, and Rose is in Bella's body.
How will the boys take it?
It was just an idea I had been toying with
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|Poor Bella series||4.5/5||41||2|
|These are some stories that I thought of while riding home on the school bus or some other place. They all involve Bella being in some sort of strange or dangerous situtation. It\'s just something i thought people would enjoy. I hope they make you smile.\r\n\r\nIf you have a great idea for this story then Email me!|
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- 13 Jun 09
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- Emmet, You Idiot!
- Twilight ZONE; the Heartbreak Internet Chat room!
- Bella Fell Down a Well
- Puppy Love
- The Forks News
- June 20th
- A Night To Remember
- Try Outs
- Interveiws with the Vampire!
- My Aphrodite
- Happy Thanksgiving!
- Professor Cuddles
- A Little Bit of Stupid
- Instant Messaging
- Happy Birthday Valentine
- My Valentine?
- Bella and the muffins
- The World's Greatest Guide to Magical Creatures
- Bella Finally Accepts
- Downward Dog
- Chicken Soup
- Card games at the Cullens
- Rubber Ducky
- Her Ring
- The Mosquito
- AIMing with Vampires
- Disneyland With The Cullens
- Edward and Bella go to the Zoo
- Cullen Chat Room
- Jasper and the Goose
- Emmett and the Aston Martin
- Atrocious Alarm Clock
- Jasper! Stop poking the dinosaurs!
- Jasper's Obsession
- Emmett's Pet
- All We Need
- The Inevitable
- Alice's new guinea pig
- A Gilmore surprise
- 15 Things To Do at Walmart Cullen Style
- Chatting with the Cullens (and Bella)
- Bella's new pet
- Emmett Takes Band
- Cullen Family Movie Night
- Side by Side...Forever
- Airports, Emotios, and Anger
- Being Babysat
- Double Shot
- phone calls
- Merry Christmas
- Loch Cullen
- Getting to Know the Cullen Coven
- How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You
- Alice's Precious Cat
- Alice's Revenge
- A Christmas Story
- It Happened One Night
- Cullen Family Camping Trip
- A Pirate's Life For Me
- Never Have I Ever
- ~*~Baby Twilight~*~
- Cullens first day
- My Alice
- Remember Me
- Shopping Spree 2
- Another Part of Fatherhood
- Emmett and Rosalie on vodka
- Rosalie's Baby
- Keeping Up Appearances
- Artist of the Keys
- A Different Eclipse
- First Kiss
- Of Cars and Stick-shifts
- 101 Things To Do At Walmart
- Chat Rooms
- Accepting Edward
- Dancing Lessons
- Fluffiness(Alice and Jasper)
- My Deadly Sins
- Masterly Managed
- Welcome to Camp Cullen
- Ain't So Innocent
- Best Laid Schemes
- Boys will be boys... even if they are vampires
- Halloween with Renesmee
- The Chase
- First Day
- The Value of Optimism
- The Joys of Parenthood
- After the Rain
- Old Ones
- An Emmett Christmas Special
- Random Subjects (#1)
- Around the Fur
- Emmett and the TV: oneshot
- Cullen Wife Swap
- A Shopaholic's Anniversary
- Cullenly Camping: Bella's First Trip
- Daddy, I need a Makeover
- If I Could See You Again