caithal97

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╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you've caught it! I found this place looking for something to read. at first I wasn't a member because I just wanted to read some of the amazing stories on here. Then I was inspired to write my first story, Shocking Surprise. I now have like 5 stories though most of them are on temporary Hiatus until I finish My Twin and Love Bites. ABOUT ME!!:Age: 13Gender: FemaleFavorite Band/Artist: Paramore, and Taylor SwiftFavorite Movies: Twilight Saga (Duuh), Avatar, TitanicFavorite Author: Nicholas Sparks, Stehenie MeyerHottest Guy I can Think Of: That guy who play Damon in the Vampire Diaries, Taylor Laughtner (even though I hate Jacob you have to admitt that he's smokin'), Tatum Channing (HOOOTTTT)Favorite Song at the Moment: The Only Exception by Paramoreooooooohhhhhhh guess what time it is!?! Time to take the Twilight oath!!!!! Please raise your right hand and put your left hand on your favorite Twilight book. K got it? Right Repeat after me . . .TWILIGHT OATH:

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down


I promise to remember Edward


Whenever I'm out of town


I promise to obey traffic laws


For Charlies sake of course


I promise to remember Jacob


When my heart fills with remorse


I promise to remember Carlisle


When ever I am in the Emergency Room


I promise to remember Emmett


Every time there's a huge boom


I promise to to remember Rose


Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty


I promise to remember Alice


When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me


I promise to remember Nessie


When I see that beautiful bronze hair


I promise to remember Esme


When someone tells me they care


I promise to remember Jasper


Whenever my stomach isn't curled


I promise to despise the Volturi


When someone speaks of dominating the world


Yes, I promise to love Twilight


Wherever I may go


So that all may see my obsession


Because I know what the Twilighters know!!
Yeah!!!!!(does a Alice Happy dance) You are offically a part of the Twilight community live by the oath as if it were your life. Make up for my carlessness i tripped and i didn't remember Bella. Ugg I feel so ashamed of my self. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I've HURT MYSELF, so I MUST be emo.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.
I'm from NEW YORK so I MUST BE IN A GANG
If you hate stereotypes and think people should stop judging others, then POST THIS! StoriesLove Bites:Banner : http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/9122/621679601788132m3.jpgNessie's Car: http://media.photobucket.com/image/2010%20Black%20Camaro/sherlocknoi/2010-camaro-black-tuning-chevy.jpgNessie's dress ch. 18: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=7895152Nessie's Shoes ch. 18: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=5372361Nessie's Neclace & Earring Ch. 18: http://www.bridal-wholesale.co.uk/images/n150.jpgNessie's Dress Ch. 19:http://thefierceglamourblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/semi-casual-wedding-2.jpgNessie's Locket Ch. 19: http://twilightjewelry.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/crest-silver-blue-plus-que-ma-propre-vie.jpgNessie's Shoes Ch. 19: http://lh6.ggpht.com/_jfkNAQ7m7NM/SWn-oMJgojI/AAAAAAAAAhE/QFHVYWeQ2sM/pic.jpgNessie's Outfit Ch. TBD: http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090914/Lady-Gaga-after-white_l.jpg(If link does not work copy and past link into the search bar)My Twin:Banner: http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4623/53007387224.jpg Shocking Surpise:Banner: http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2446/62170604e627cc2m3e.jpgContinuation of Forever:Banner: http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/9373/62171162766dd16m3.jpgA Huge Mistake: Banner: http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2387/6217138095095b5m3.jpg I will add more later like outfits, cars, rooms ect. Because of some problem with the website I am WAY behind on Love Bites but I have like 20 chapters up on Fanfiction here's the link for my profile if you're interested. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2111858/caithal97

Stories Written (10)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
Shocking Surprise Teen 4.5/5 30 9 Yes 8501
Bella and Edward go back to Isle Esme for awhile. When Bella find out she's prenant again thay rush back home to Carlisle. Shocking Surprise Banner by me! *Update- Story is now finished keep on the look out for Continuation of Forever the sequel it will soon be up.*
Breaking Dawn With a Twist Everyone 5/5 3 1 Yes 1392
What might have happened if it turned into a fight in Breaking Dawn? This story is in Bella’s point of view. Breaking Dawn with a twist Banner By Me!
A Huge Mistake Teen 5/5 2 4 No 3390
Has there ever been a creation of Carlise's that decided to go there own way. Yes there has. Her Name is Daisy Roberts. She didn't leave because she thought carlisle's way of life was odd, but for a whole different reason. 'I was walking along a street that seemed way too dangerous to walk on. Especially if you had a lot of money in your pocket. But it was the quickest way home.'A Huge Mistake Banner by me!
Love, Life, Gone Teen 0/5 0 3 No 2598
Love Life Gone What would happen if Bella died after giving birth to Renesmee. Would he go to Italy? What would happen to Renesmee? This story is somewhat happy, sad and tragic.
Long Lost Everyone 5/5 4 1 No 1276
There's a new girl in town and she raises some suspitions. How does she realte to the Cullen's Long Lost Banner by Me!
Bella's Diary (Twilight) Everyone 0/5 0 2 No 1183
This is Bella's Diary for Twilight. Slightly OOC but I tried to make it as close as possible, I will never be able to match up to the wonderful Stephenie Meyer Bella's Diary Banner By Me!
Continuation of Forever Teen 5/5 7 3 No 3763
It's been 15 years since birth, death, and marriage. This is the story of what happens after. Will Robert find love? How does Bella ajust to the changes of her life? Read to find out. THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO SHOCKING SURPRISE !!!!Continuation of Forever
My Twin Teen 5/5 17 6 No 8266
PrefaceWhy my sister wanted to come back to Forks, I don’t know.
Why, she fell in love with that boy, I don’t know.
Why these terrible things happen to her, I don’t know.
I do know one thing she is happy with him that’s all I could want from him, to make her happy for the rest of eternity. But then he had to go and break her heart, shatter it, leave the pieces there for someone else to clean up. He hurt her to save her. I just don’t understand the workings of his mind.
Just when things got better, they got worse, she disappeared for three days and came back in his arms. Completely forgiving him. She was happy again. He promised to proved to her that he truly loved her and only her. I her twin sister knows that she knows that he loves her and only her.
This is their story from my eyes I will not downplay it. There is pain, hatred, love, vengeance, drama, and passion. My sister may have a different viewing of how these things happened, but that’s her perspective, this is mine. Bella has a twin, her name is Lillian Swan. Lillian stayed behind when Renee fled from Forks. She has lived with Charlie her whole life. She loves Forks. Then her twin Bella Swan wants to come down and stay for the rest of high school. Lillian moves to the attic so Bella can have her own room, she then notices there's a hole in the floor boards. What secrets will be revaled because of that hole? Read to find out! My Twin
Emmett's Prank Everyone 4.5/5 1 1 Yes 619
Emmett decides t pull a prank on Bella while Edward and the family is away.
Love Bites Teen 0/5 5 5 No 6124
When Renesmee and the Cullens go to Lima Nessie meets Rachel Berry, Rachel then convinces her to be in Glee. Nessie eventually falls in love with the guy that Rachel has been pining after for a while. Just one problem he has a girlfriend and she's pregnant. Love Bites

Series Written (2)

Title Rating Reviews Stories
Bella Diaries 0/5 0 1
What if Bella kept a diary during the Twilight saga? What would she write? Well I have your answer.
A New Forever 4.5/5 30 1
Bella and Edward encounter some new problems, two of them are entirely life changing. What will they do? Read to find out