StupidoLamb

[IMG]http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff185/SummerGirl_024/EdwardCullenTwilight.jpg[/IMG] My art... :P Warning Adult context! Alright you've been warned! The weirdest conversation in my life... it still freaks me out... Some stranger I talked to, he seamed normal at first... But that changed! Guest_darkruud: well we were watching this movie, but my friend got silent

Guest_darkruud: looked at him and i saw he was getting hard

MentalCat: O_O

Guest_darkruud: so i asked him if it was because the movie

Guest_darkruud: he didnt answer yet

Guest_darkruud: i repeated

Guest_darkruud: he did say it was not the movie

MentalCat: right

Guest_darkruud: he did give me the answer what had turned him on

Guest_darkruud: wanna know what he did say

MentalCat: Sure.

Guest_darkruud: he said that it was my ass that turned him on

MentalCat: O_o

Guest_darkruud: yeah that was my face to

Guest_darkruud: better than a scary movie

Guest_darkruud: haha

MentalCat: ha yeah..

(Side note: Alright right then and there I should have stopped, spared myself!)

MentalCat: what did you say to him then?

(SN: RIGHT I DIDN'T!)

Guest_darkruud: well i wasnt scared i did drink some rum thats why

Guest_darkruud: i did say i didnt believe him

Guest_darkruud: cause the movie was with gays thats why

MentalCat: ha.

MentalCat: was he gay your friend?

Guest_darkruud: yes i did figure that out later

MentalCat: lol.

Guest_darkruud: thought first he was straight, but he did say he was bi

Guest_darkruud: but no hes gay

MentalCat: well is he inlove with you or something?

Guest_darkruud: that i dont know

Guest_darkruud: but i know i did say something stupid that day

Guest_darkruud: what i did say that day was

Guest_darkruud: i don't believe you, i dont have the prove that you are

MentalCat: ok

(SN: This conversation is doomed to bring bad things, Remember I warned ya!)

Guest_darkruud: so he actually did prove it.

MentalCat: how?

Guest_darkruud: i was drunk

MentalCat: how did he prove it to you?

(SN: I did keep asking him, I doomed myself!)

Guest_darkruud: he did rub my pants down and proved it

MentalCat: how O_O

(SN: And I Asked again, Head-desk!)

Guest_darkruud: i was to drunk to walk so he took my pants down and putt his dick inside of me and started to fuck me to prove it

MentalCat: okay...

(SN: At this point I AM freaked out! But.... I Keep asking! MentalCat? You mean MentalSlap!)

MentalCat: uhm don't know what to say about that

MentalCat: is he still your friend?

Guest_darkruud: yes

MentalCat: how do you feel about it?

Guest_darkruud: you mean the sex or the friendship

MentalCat: both

(SN: Keeps asking, Maybe I could figure out what he felt about it, and for a straight guy, he would also be freaked and hopefully apolegize for telling me!)

Guest_darkruud: friendship is normal between us

MentalCat: and the?

(SN: AND THEN! AND THEN! Annndd Theeeen!)

Guest_darkruud: sex, well it was strange for me

(SN: Finally an answer I can understand!)

MentalCat: it's weird... I don't know what to say...

MentalCat: well at least now you have tried that.

Guest_darkruud: you know what was strange about the sex

(SN: Maybe that your friend fucked you? and your okay about it? O_O)

MentalCat: no

MentalCat: i dont know

Guest_darkruud: when he did cum

Guest_darkruud: i felt something hot inside me

MentalCat: did it... turn.. you... on?

(SN: WTF what was I thinking! Right I wasn't!)

Guest_darkruud: honest answer?

MentalCat: please.

(SN: I have no idea why I kept talking to him... and that I actually asked for him to tell me more!... OMFG!)

Guest_darkruud: i think it did cause i did cum too.

MentalCat: oo-kay...

MentalCat: hm.

Guest_darkruud: last time i did saw him was 2 days ago

MentalCat: I dont know what you mean?

Guest_darkruud: last time i did see him was 2 days ago

Guest_darkruud: he did visit me.

MentalCat: okay.. and that was okay?

Guest_darkruud: he did learn me one thing

MentalCat: what was that?

(SN: I should never have asked!)

Guest_darkruud: how to blowjob

MentalCat: alright.. this conversation needs to stop... O_O

FINALLY!! Some Sanity In MY HEAD!.

Guest_darkruud: Okay

Guest_darkruud has left the chat.

Stories Written (2)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
See you again. Adult 5/5 23 9 No 15291
Edward leaves Bella, and when Alice returns, she and Bella race to Italy to save Edward, that sounds about right?... Okay twist: Bella doesn’t get there in time to save him, she watches the Volturi rib him apart and burn him, and then watches numbly as the turn to her, having seen all this and kills her as well. And you think now… WTF? If Bella and Edward are dead why should I read this stupid Story? Double twist: Bella is alive! Well sorta, she lives now as a girl named Elizabeth, having been reborn. She's 18 years old, and comes from the state of Washington. She has no memories what so ever of what have happened to her in her previous life. So what will happen when two mysterious beautiful and strange men kidnap’s her?... This story is on hold, until I finish it comepletely, it's not fair to you... or myself.. I promise it will be done soon...
Whole. Adult 4.5/5 7 4 No 5316
This story is about a girl named Jakie, I honestly don't know her age yet :S sorry. she a half werewolf. A child of the moon. In a accident she gets bidden by a vampire, and changes, but what does she change into? and how will she deal with the way her life has changed. Will she ever forgive the vampire who changed her?... Jackie gets a special gift, and someone we all know and "adore" is pretty smug about it. She will go through a lot of changes and I hope some of you out there are willing to follow her in these changes, and support me to keep writing :D

Okay just so we are clear. Jackie is a werewolf, A real one. Not a shapeshifter. She is also half human. She is like Reneesme just with werewolves. THIS STORY IS ON HOLD! For Now I Will Update You All Soon On Whether Not I Will Continue This One.. It's Because I Wanna Finish See You Again Before I Continue.


I have Rated This Story Adult Just In Case.


Okay Take Care All. ~StupidoLamb~

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