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Poll thingy: In my story This World, what should I name Renee's new baby? I really need help, and it would be appreciated. Thanks! Um...hi. Yeah, I'm new to this so bear with me. Okay, my name is Ashley, but you can call me Ash. I love writing and drawing and reading and am obssessed with Twilight. I love constructive critisism on my stories and enjoy reading compliments. I do plan to draw but not as much as I write. I do have things to do so I can't guaruntee that I will update regularly but I plan to try for once a week. I will try to do requests (if you have any) and stuff so...yeah. A bit about me. Hmm...I love the colors blue and black and my favorite flower is a peach blossom. My favorite canon pairing is Bella and Edward and my favorite non canon pairing is Bella and Jasper. Cuz I'm weird like that. My hair is blonde and I love blonde jokes. My eyes are a hazelish blue-y grey color and I am light skinned. Very pale. Yeah. I am currently working on ---> This World and the series Finally Free.I apologize if you happen to have the same titles, and if you want me to change it then please let me know in the comments. I will figure out how to edit the title, I mean, it can't be too hard right? Right?!?! So, I just wanna thank everyone for reading my story/stories and viewing any artwork I might post in the far future. DISCLAIMER: ALL OF THE STORIES I WRITE AND ARTWORK I DRAW FEATURE CHARACTERS AND PLOTS THAT BELONG SOLELY TO THE GENIUS THAT IS STEPHANIE MEYER. I JUST HAVE FUN WITH HER IDEAS! TRUST ME, I WOULD LET YOU KNOW IF I OWNED ANY OF IT. BUT I DON'T!!!! Oh, and me and technology...don't get along would be putting it lightly. So this dang scanner of mine is being a b****, so artwork might take a while. So sorry 'bout that! :( Enjoy!!! :3 For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward (or Jasper...) Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when your evil, malicious best friend/cousin comes to visit for two weeks from across the country and gets you completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to a totally awesome book about vampires that you never thought you would like! (you bet!) Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too. Crazy is when you bite your friends shoulder because you are bored (or their face...don't ask). Crazy is when you convince your self you're a mythical creature and try to make others believe the same. Crazy is when your convinced there are vampires at your school and you think everyone of them can read your mind. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listening to them over and over again. Crazy is when you don't say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you laugh. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become obsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello (still going on actually...but it's about onion rings and french fries...GO ONION RINGS!!!). Crazy is completly obsessing over Twilight and reading the books over and over again until something in your brain snaps and starting with every little thing reminding you of Twilight and slowly spreading to EVERYTHING. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows with your friend just to see who knows more names.Crazy is when you can see yourself doing everything on this list. Crazy is when your friend slaps you because you keep quoting random songs just for the heck of it! Crazy is when you go to Walmart not to buy anything, but to just annoy the employees. Crazy is when you wake up in the middle of the night, freak about being late, get ready in a rush, then see that it's too early and/or the weekend. Crazy is when you look at a random object and start talking about how it reminds you of a Cullen, pack member, or any other character. Crazy is when you paint your room for the heck of it, then notice that you painted it the exact color you hate. Crazy is when you stare off into space, thinking about another idea for a fanfic, then get an F on the test you wrote about 2 letters of your name on. Crazy is when you always think it's September thirteenth, because that's Bella's birthday, but are disappointed when people tell you you're wrong. (and yes, I did everything here...AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!!) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS:FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell next to you saying, "DAMN! We fucked up!” FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Are akward and stiff at your house. BEST FRIENDS: Come in, plop down, and steal your remote. FRIENDS: Ask you to share your candy. BEST FRIENDS: Take the whole thing when you aren't looking. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Sir. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MUM and Grandpa, GRAMPSFRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Tell the teacher when someone calls you a name. BEST FRIENDS: Find them after school and kick their ass. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walks right in and says "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. (Or afterlife. Sorry, couldn’t resist butting in… I’ll go away now…) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!” FRIENDS: Would read, and then ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this sh*t! Top 10 favorite Bolnde jokes (I love'em cuz they sound like me and/or my friends):1. Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the W's. 2. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. 3. Why did the blonde's belly button hurt? Her boyfriend was blonde too. 4. There was a blonde who planned on buying a T.V. She walked up to the store clerk. "Can I buy that T.V. in the corner?" she asked. "Sorry, we don't serve blondes," he replied, looking bored. She huffed, but left. The next day, she came back with brown hair. She walked up to the same store clerk, asking, "Can I please buy that T.V. in the corner?" he looked over at it, and then back to her. "Sorry, we don't serve blondes," he said again. She huffed, but left. The next day, she came back with red hair, and went up to a different store clerk, asking, "Can I buy that T.V. in the corner? PLEASE?" He looked over, and then said, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes." She started to cry, "HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M BLONDE?!?!?!?!" He just looked bored as he answered, "Because that's not a T.V. It's a microwave." 5. Two blondes went shopping to the mall. After about two hours of clicking away their parent's credit cards, they headed back outside to their cherry-red BMW M3 convertible (I couldn't resist) to find that the blonde who drove, had locked the keys in the car. She tried to pick the lock, and after a while, the second blonde wailed, "CAN YOU HURRY UP?! IT'S RAINING AND THE TOP'S DOWN!!!" Did you know...kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

Stories Written (16)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
This World Adult 4.2/5 59 14 No 40751
After seven months of healing, Bella starts to notice some changes. She is taller than before, warmer, and stronger. She figures it's a fever and brushes it off. But when a strange visit from Renee reveals interesting family scandals, Bella undergoes a monstrous change. Then, a vengeance crazed vampire comes to town with one intent-kill Isabella Swan. When Bella is changed even further, what will happen? After things settle, she lives quite happily for forty more years, until her past comes back to haunt her. When old love is revived and new love arises, who will Bella choose?
The Epistle Teen 5/5 5 1 Yes 1691
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Bella's letter explaining her life up until her nineteenth birthday, and her reasons behind her actions. Not graphic. Rated for mild language. First in the series Finally Free.Excerpt from story:"Not the pain, hell, the pain is welcomed to the numbness. Pain, at least, means that you are alive. Numb, well, dead bodies are numb."
The Emancipation Teen 5/5 4 1 Yes 1184
Follow Bella's thoughts after she writes her letter. Second story in the series Finally Free. It's not necessary to read the first, but I highly reccomend it. Excerpt from the story:"Truth be told, I was nothing. Literally. I felt nothing, thought rarely, did minimal. I was a shell. I might have been alive, but I didn’t live. Hell, I didn’t even exist. I just…was."
Narrow Teen 5/5 3 1 Yes 527
This AWESOME banner was made by TheRealCullen, who I want to thank, and advertise. Read her stories! (also, I really reccommend Rosie Pimple, totally awesomeness) A small look into the mind of a specific Cullen. Can you guess who it is? (rated because I am paranoid) Excerpt:"I really was narrow, all around."
The Evocator Teen 5/5 4 1 Yes 986
The seer watches such a horrific scene play out, what will she do? Third in the series Finally Free.Excerpt:"I was feeling miserable because I got to watch my family fall apart. Not once, but twice."
The Evoker Teen 5/5 3 1 Yes 2203
When our darling best friend comes to rescue the heroine in her time of need, what will he find? Fourth story in the series Finally Free.Excerpt:"Cold and hard, there the truth sat, right in front of me."
The Elder Teen 5/5 4 1 Yes 1826
The father finds his worst nightmare swinging from the ceiling; what will become of him? Fifth story in the Finally Free series. Excerpt:"But I'd hear her at night, crying and screaming...I would usually only let one tear slip."
Those Golden Eyes Everyone 5/5 6 2 Yes 4040
A sparsely mentioned human responsible for quite a bit of the happening of Twilight knows more than we thought she did. Excerpt:"He was gorgeous; blonde hair, pale skin, bright smile...golden eyes."
Hate, Love, All the Same, Nothing to Everything and Back Again Everyone 0/5 1 1 Yes 45
Just a small poem that's somewhat Twilight-ish. If you derive a meaning out of it, please tell me. I'd love to know. And excuse the fact that the title's longer than the poem itself. This is what happens when you're bored and listening to Black Hole Sun by Sound Garden. Yep.
Lacking Everyone 5/5 1 1 Yes 23
Again, don't ask me where this came from...I guess it can kinda be described as Bella's dark period in New Moon. Who knows? Good luck.
Bella from This World Everyone 3/5 6 1 No 1
Bella from my story (holding a random purse...). This took about ten minutes in MS paint. Please check it out! :D
Alice's Hair Experiments Everyone 5/5 5 1 No 1
Four hours in MS Paint and a lot of caffeine. Just what did I do to our poor Alice? Everyone does go through their fashion phases...
'The Way I Picture Alice' Everyone 3.8/5 19 1 No 1
This is, obviously, how I kinda pictured Alice when I first read Twilight. It is on PAPER!!! I GOT THE SCANNER TO WORK!!! WHOOOOOOT! And, thanks to Mikey for urging me (more like forcing me with a tracker thingy) to put it up. This is way better than my computer ones.
Eye of a Killer Everyone 5/5 5 1 Yes 1
The eye of the dreaded huntress. Victoria has come for revenge. A quick computer drawn (in Microsoft Paint) version of Victoria's eye. Done out of boredom.
Victoria's Wrath (possible title change to "Women of Twilight") Everyone 4.5/5 7 3 No 3
*could not come up with a better title* Hehe...computer drawn (on GIMP) sketch of Victoria. Note that it's supposed to be sketchy-ish. Hehe. Oh, and for those of you that haven't been replied to by me on other things, I'm uber sorry! I'll try and get to that! :D And the whole possible title change thing is if I do more of the other girls! :D Recent:A fixed Victoria and a sketch of Bella are both up for validation!
The Dress Everyone 0/5 1 1 No 1
Doodle-y thing of Bella's prom dress (with Bella, of course). Media (that means what you used to make it, right?): Sharpies and clored pencils. R&R please! Danke! :D

Series Written (1)

Title Rating Reviews Stories
Finally Free 5/5 20 5
What would have happened if Jacob had been able to resist talking to Bella in New Moon as Sam had told him to? \r\n\"\" A series of sad little One-shots in different POV\'s, explaining my prediction.