I is here!
You need to review my stories more. It is making me very sad. And ticked off. And very bad things happen when I'm angry.
For those have no clue what I'm talking about (most of you) my name is A.K. (short for Autumn Katherine) Mitek. I'm fourteen years old and live with my parents in Manhattan, New York. I moved there when I was seven. I was born in Shelby, North Carolina. I am an only child*sigh*. I have brown hair, green/blue eyes, and I'm very pale. I have both glasses and braces. Ugh. Braces come off in May, which is when I get contacts. My best friend is Evi Lockwood or here she is known as JaspersGal4eva. I hope you review her stories more than you review mine! Haha!
Nicknames: Bella (friends), Skyscraper (friends), Scream-In-A-Box (friends, you SO don't wanna know), A.K. (everyone), Vampire Obbsessed Freak (a kid whom I kicked very hard in the shin), Witch (my parents, as a joke...I hope), Mrs. Edward Cullen (everyone), other very bad words I will not repeat (each earned a death stare- I do those quite well- kick or punch)
Favorite books include the Twilight Saga (no duh!), the Vampire Diaries books, the Vampire Academy books, the Harry Potter books (don't hate me!), The Percy Jackson books, the Vampire Kisses books, Secret Circle books, basically any supernatural/romance novel you can think of.
Favorite movies are Twilight, The Twilight Saga: New Moon (even though I hate Jacob- not Taylor Laughtner, Jacob), Transformers, Transformers 2, The Lovely Bones, Prom Night, Fired Up, and the HP movies (I loved Edward before he was Edward).
As for music I can listen to anything, from A Fine Frenzy to Avril Lavgne. My favorite band of all time is Evanescence. Favorite songs are To Lose My Life by White Lies, Going Under and Bring Me To Life by Evanenscense, and Oh, Oh, Oh, Sexy Vampire by Fright Ranger.
Hobbies include: making my relatives think I'm scary, reading, writing, listening to music, reseaching about my books and the Loch Ness Monster.
Obsessions: Vampires, Reading, Music, Edward Cullen, Twilight, Writing, The Loch Ness Monster (the real one in Scotland, not Renesmee), Edward Cullen, Damon Salvaore, Robert Pattinson, Edward Cullen, umm... did I say Edward Cullen already? I did? Huh, too bad. Edward Cullen, Edward Cullen, Edward Cullen,...
Favorite shows are Vampire Diaries, Heroes, Glee, Nikita, The Office, and That's 70's Show.
My must-haves are my laptop, my i-pod, and a book must be on hand at all times. I'm insane about reading my record for Twilight is five and a half hours.
Thing I would do with one hundread dollars (and have) buy books and cds. Top five best things in the world- Edward Cullen, Twilight, Vampire Novels, Romance Novels, and Music.
People I wish I could met: Amy Lee (Evanesence's Lead singer), Alison Sudol (A Fine Frenzy's Lead Singer), Stephenie Meyer (ok if you're on this website and don't know who that is, then you need to get checked out for memory loss), J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter Author), Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen actor for those of you living in a cave- Oh, swoon!), and Edward Cullen (if you don't know who he is then you really need to see a doctor).
People I wish I was: Bella Swan (what girl doesn't want to be her?), Kristen Stewart (she's dating R-Pattz)
Style: Dark colored shirts, jeans, boots or converse. Basically I'm what people call gothic or emo which is PROFILING!
I'm a lot like Bella- I am extremely clumsy, hate girly clothes, blush all the time, love reading, and I am love with Edward Cullen. Of course what sane girl isn't in love with him?
I am Team Pattinson and Team Edward. If you have a problem with that tell me and I will find you and I will hurt you. I have friends who are Team Jacob and I'm fine with that but if someone says something to me that ticks me off I will a) hit/hurt them or b) stop talking to them.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."Love vs. SexFind a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.She became uneasy and began to pray,
God's protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.When the man was told he had been
immediately broke down and confessed.The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.She asked if they would ask the man one
question.Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
God..Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profileWho calls you back when you hang up on him,Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile!Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?Boy: NoGirl: Do you like me?Boy: NoGirl: Do you want me?Boy: NoGirl: Would you cry if I left?Boy: NoGirl: Would you live for me?Boy: NoGirl: Would you do anything for me?Boy: NoGirl: Choose--me or your lifeBoy: My lifeThe girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.The reason I don't want you is because I need you.The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profileFRIENDS/BEST FRIENDSFRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"FRIENDS: Will ask you why you're crying.BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel to bury the jagoff (family word) who made you cry.FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb a**?"FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.FRIENDS: Confort you when you are in shock.BEST FRIENDS: Will slap you.FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "D***!" we messed up!FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left youFRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this s***!Your One and Only Wish (This is really cool)Do it one by one, WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T LOOK AHEAD!1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.3. your first initial?4. your month of birth?5. which color do you like more, black or white?6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.7. your favorite number?8. do you like California of Florida more?9. do you like the lake or ocean more?10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)Are you done? If so, Pencils down. DON'T CHANGE YOU ANSWERS!!Ok, Now Scroll down to see you results!(Don't cheat--)Your Results Are:...1. You are completely in love with this person.2. If you choose:Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.Black: You are conservative and aggressive.Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.3. If you're initial is:A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossomS-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.4. If You were born in:Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last foreverJuly-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.5. If you choose...Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.6. This person is your best friend.7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.8. If you choose...California: You like adventure.Florida: You are a laidback person.9. If you choose...Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthdayIf people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.If they are right...copy and paste this into your profileIf you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.Do you remember when: the sluts used to be the innocent ones cigarettes were lollipops "drinking" meant sipping soda or water getting high meant swinging on the playground? the worst things you could get from boys were cooties? War was only a card game. The only things that hurt were skinned knees. Cheating only happened in games. And goodbyes only meant until tomorrow A hickey was just a funny little word You were only supposed to die from old age Texting Never costed you your life Swearing was only for adults 'Doing' something was never a gross term Love was only from the people you care about Suicide wasn't your thing Cocaine used to be a pixie stick Remember When the only older men you hung out with were related to you When 22-year-old strangers never called you 'babe' A pole was only for tetherball Kidnapping only meant a kid was sleeping O.J. was orange juice, not a killer Video Games were the only violence you saw When your bed wasn't meant for sharing Hobos were just spiders Hate only came from people you knew You only got Mono from sharing lip gloss 16 year-olds knew better Parents only gave you spankens Your friends used to be nice to you Crushing meant you liked someone AIDS only exsisted in Africa The only gun you used squirted water Dancing was never dirty Knifes were to cut steak French Kissing was only in France Boys only worried about sucking in sports You knew that everytime you watched 'The Secret Life of the American Teenager' you would never do what Amy did The scariest thing about Boys was rejection I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to."It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''My heart nearly stopped.The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.""I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''"My mommy loves white roses."A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.Was this the family of the little boy?Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.Now you have 2 choices:1) Repost this message, or2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile(asked how much a 6 burger was they were like think about a 6 burger I was like oh ... I'm retarded) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile 93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (See above)If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profileIf you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profileIf you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile (I have done 5 time my bro my friend gave me a WTF!? look and started laughing)
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profileIf you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!)If you have a problem with counsoluers, copy and paste!!If you've ever misspelled your own fanfic screenname, copy and paste this onto your proIf you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profileAACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.AV is Addicted to VampiresADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness DisorderIf you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)If you horrible at taking direction... copy and paste to your profile...If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profileIf you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl who is called goth or emo on a daily basis. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. Or ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bag pipes.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a control freak.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm a bit violent, so I MUST be a future murrderer.
I am a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a tease.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (I'm from the South)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a sleaze.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a sleze.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a HIPPY so I MUST be doing weed and pot.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (just one, not all of my friends)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling freak.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bad person.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I have braces and/or glasses so I MUST be a dork.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip
I like CLASSIC BOOKS, so I MUST be a freak Sorry for any cuss words I missed, I copied it from another website, so... Team Edward or Team Jacob? Team Edward!!Fire or Ice? Ice Werewolves vs. Vampires. Who would win? Vampires, obviouslyIn order which do you like most to least : Jasper, Carlisle, Emmet, Jared, Seth? Emmett, Seth, Carlisle, Jasper, Jared Who do you like more. Alice or Rosalie? AliceEsme or Rosalie? EsmeLeah or her brother, Seth? LeahMountain Lion or Grizzly Bear? Mountain Lion :)Bronze hair (Edward) or Blonde hair (Jasper)? BRONZE! No shiz Sherlock!Do you hate Edward? No. Anyone who thinks I do will die very slowly.Do you hate Jacob? YesTwilight or Breaking Dawn? Twilight Eclipse or Breaking Dawn? Eclipse New Moon or the movie?BOTH! THEY BOTH ROCK!. Edward or Jacob?You have to ask? Edward all the freakin' way! Bella or Reneesme? Renesmee. She has Edward's hair. Besides, Bella stole my husband. Robert Pattison or Henry Caville?Who is Henry Caville? Robert Pattinson Forever! Alice or Bella?Both Alice or Rose?Alice Alice or Esme?Alice Alice or Emmett? Both Jasper or Emmett?Both Emmett or Carlisle?Emmett Carlisle or Charlie? Carlisle Esme or Renee? Both :) Sam or Leah? Leah Emily or Leah?Emily Seth or Jacob?Seth Quil or Embry?Doesn't really make a difference Rachel or Rebecca?Em... Well, both Paul or Jane? I love Paul he is my favorite of the werewolves (besides Leah) but Jane is awesome. So both. Jane or Alec? Both. Alec is SO HOT! Demetri or Felix?Demetri!! Aro or Caius? Caius Marcus or Aro? Ugh. Hate 'em both Vampires or Werewolves? Vampires Strange/Awesome Quotes/Sayings: Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Your weirdness is creeping the voices in my head out. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, off the occasional cliff and into sliding glass doors. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do kill me? Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... If two wrongs don't make a right, try three I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. You call me a B**** well a B**** is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Me: Have you ever thought how much fun it would be to go egg someone's house then blame it on their neighbors? Me: The voices in my head tell me to smile. Bella Swan: Fine! Do! I can't wait to see what Edward does to you, you stupid moronic dog! (I wrote that from memory so sorry if I didn't get it word for word.) Edward Cullen: Take care of my heart. I've left it with you. (Everytime I read this I go Aww!) Damon Salvatore: You're dead, dude. Just get over it. Me: Sometimes I look at people on magizines and think that they are vampires. Me (about some kid in my homeroom who annoys me): He and I have a love/hate relationship. We just don't do the love part. Me: Have you ever thought what it would be like if you went to a prep's house while they were sleeping and cut there wrist when they said you were emo? I have. It was fun. Me: Have you ever dreamed about getting arrested? I have. Really strange dream. My Mother: (after I had two icees) How many icees can one girl drink a day.
Me: Three. (From the Vampire Diaries book Series) Meredith: Did you call her.
Bonnie: Did you call her a witch?
Elena: No, but it rhymes with that. Peace Out, A.K. Mitek If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profileif you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profileIf you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird)If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever gotten a paper-cut on your lips from kissing Twilight, copy and paste this onto your pro If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profileAdmitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profileIf you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profileIf you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profileIf you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased a**holes, put this in your profileMan: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u togetherCopy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (It's okay, you can do it later...) My name is May I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry," I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is May And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.Dude this totally creeped me out, but I'm posting it because I'm parinoid and if it's true then that's really sad. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. Crazy is yelling "DIE!" while beating a picture of Jacob Black. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven
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|This Twilight if Bella were more teenager-ish, outgoing, and popular. Normal Pairings OOC|
Twilight/Heroes Crossover. Post New Moon
A year after The Cullens leave Bella moves to New York to study acting. There she meets Peter and Nathen Petrelli and soon discovers that Charlie isn't her real father, Nathen is and that she is special. (If you have seen Heroes, Bella takes Claire's place.)
Three years after that Peter is a sucessful doctor and Bella is upcoming model/actress. What happens when a fimalar doctor shows up as Peter's newest co-worker? And when he brings his family to the annual Petrelli dinner party?
Bella/Peter Bella/Edward OOC Regular Pairings.
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