Name: Ulysses S. Grant Age: 64(not really, but my mommy tells me I'm not allowed to tell you my real age!)
Location: Genovia(Yes, it's a real place! Don't tease me! It's not nice! I already get enough of that from my sister and from my friends. And guess, what? They say it's because they love me! I don't believe them!) Hey peoples, again! I know this isn't a blog, but I'm going to treat it like on, even though nobody reads it. Which is actually kind of a good reason to do this. Anyways, anybody who's read my bio knows that I'm crazy in love with the Jo Bros(Nick specifically. Is he not hot?) Guess what? My mom got me tickets to their Burning Up tour and I cannot wait. Omigosh! They're really good, too. It's so exciting. I wish I could meet them or something. Also, my friend gave a Twilight shirt and it's really cool. It says: Twilight(in the cool Twilight letters) Only a vampire can love you forever Cool, huh? I know. I was so excited. :) And isn't it so true? Though, I think Nick Jonas could come pretty dang close(he is extremely hot, you have to admit!). Anyways, I should probably go now. It's almost ten and I still need to study for a history test. Adios. Ciao. Au Revoir! Sayonara! Okay, I'm really leaving now. Bye! Another update. Today, I went to Incredible Pizza. I bought a pig! Exciting! He's so cute. His name is Albert Hernando. Also, I'm going to the circus tonight! Omg! That's extremely exciting. I love the circus, except for the clowns. Clowns scare me and make me pee my pants. No joke. (okay, maybe the peeing part is a joke.) My sister was just hovering over my shoulder and I was telling her how the new Inheritence book(Brisingr) is pee-colored. Cool, huh? No, more like awesome. She told me that it's impossible to hold a piece of spearmint gum on your tongue for a minute? Anyhoo I have to go now. Update: Nobody reads this, but what the heck? Anyways, I watched Alvin and the Chipmunks. Oh my stars, they are so cute. I want a pet Theodore. We would be BFFs! Guess what? I changed my name! I'm now General Ulysses S. Grant. Coolio, huh? Yup, that's right-- I'm a General. Be jealous. Oooo, guess what me and my friends are doing this Friday! We're going to have a sleepover and rent the Hannah Montana concert movie and laugh at how lame it is. Super fun, I know. And tomorrow, I'm singing a song from Wicked with my friend for this choir Dessert Theater thing. If anybody reads this, e-mail me because I really want to know who actually reads this. If I don't get any e-mails, then I can take a hint. Thanks. Update: Vitamin Water is really cool and tasty. Mmmhmm. They always have cool stories on the back. I got orange today. It says: ah, orange juice commercials. funny stuff. mom cheerily prepares some huge breakfast while the rest of her family sleeps. sure, this could happen. but every morning? please. maybe if mom were heavily medicated, in which case, we wouldn't condone operating a stove or any electrical appliance.for those of us who don't live in an orange juice commercial, there's still a way to get your morning nutrition. this product has calcium and lots of vitamin c, so you can get your day started right, minus the whole stepford mom thing. Yeah. I just typed all of that. Today, in Algebra Uno, we were talking about solving quadratic functions by factoring. There was this practice problem about a little kid who throws a ball in the air and doesn't catch it. They wanted to know how long it would take for it to come back down. But, my weird math teacher(Mr. Sterr*coughcough*), started saying something about oceans and cliffs. Weird. Let me just tell you about my math teacher. His name is Frederick. He has a moustache like Hitler. He wears a red sweater, and not just any sweater-- a cardigan. He has glasses with those chains that really old ladies wear. He thinks he's funny(which, of course, he really isn't), he sings and whistles all the time, and he explains things in ways that only he understands. Usually, he just confuses us all more. Something that would make him even weirder would be if he were reading this right now, in which case, I'd be joking about all of this and apologizing. Sorry, Mr. Sterr. Update: I have a question? Why does everybody make Emmett out to be immature and all jokey and not really all that smart? I guess it's kind of funny, but he's not like that in the book. Just a question. Anyways, school's almost out! Woot woot! I'll finally have time to work on my stories! See you then! Update: I just went to Six Flags with my choir. For my whole life, I've been deathly afraid of roller coasters, but while I was there, I rode the Titan and the Batman. It wasn't that bad. It was actually fun. Batman is pretty much my favorite ride ever now. I just felt like sharing that because I am so proud. So, yay for me. Toodles. Update: I just had to tell you guys this. My really weird math teacher, you know, the one I told you about. Yeah. He thinks that 1=2. What the heck? I know. Now you know how very weird he actually is. :) Update(again): Woo HOO! I am out of school! I just thought I should share that with you! So, now that I have endless amounts of time on my hands, I should start updating my stories soon. I also have some really cool ideas for new stories. I also thought that I should tell you that my really weird math teacher(whom I will never see again) was wearing shorts the past few days. It was so scary! It's like he wanted to torture us even more! His legs are nasty! That's all I have to say! Oh, and I can't wait for the first chapter of Breaking Dawn to come out! UPDATE: IN CASE YOU CANNOT TELL BY THE CAPITALIZED AND BOLDED WORDS, I AM A LITTLE ANGRY! WHAT ABOUT, YOU MAY ASK. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU! THE FIRST CHAPTER OF BREAKING DAWN!SEE, I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE FIRST CHAPTER OF BREAKIND DAWN MIGHT NOT EVEN BE RELEASED, EXCEPT FOR IN THE SPECIAL EDITION OF ECLIPSE. IF IT IS RELEASED, IT WON'T BE UNTIL A FEW DAYS BEFORE IT'S RELEASED! SO, YOU SAY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BUY THE ECLIPSE SPECIAL EDITION. I'LL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE I ALREADY BOUGHT ECLIPSE WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT! I FIND THIS A LITTLE UNFAIR THAT THE PEOPLE WHO ALREADY BOUGHT ECLIPSE WON'T GET THE FIRST CHAPTER JUST BECAUSE THEY ALREADY GOT THE BOOK. IT'S NOT MY FAULT I WAS IMPATIENT. NOW THE PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST STARTING TO READ THE BOOKS WILL GET THE FIRST CHAPTER AND NOT ME! THAT IS WHY I AM ANGRY AND WHY I AM REFUSING TO USE CONTRACTIONS. Anyways, could someone please tell me what OC means when you put it with Jacob's name. I can't figure it out. I got AU(alternate universe) but I can't get OC. Please, someone tell me. UPDATE: THIS TIME I AM USING BOLD AND CAPITALIZED LETTERS BECAUSE I AM EXCITED BEYOND BELIEF! DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? I'LL TELL YOU WHY. BECAUSE, IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS, GUESS WHO IS GOING TO SEE THE JONAS BROTHERS? ME! ME! ME! AND I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED YOU HAVE NO IDEA! And for an update of the above update(can you do that?), I got my mom to take me to Barnes and Nobles the day the Eclipse Special Edition was released so I could read the first chapter. I have now officially read the first chapter of Breaking Dawn twice and loved it! Also, I found out the meaning of OC! It means other character. Or was it original character? I can't remember. Guess where I'm going this Saturday? To see Phantom of the Opera--the first musical I ever fell in love with! Isn't it exciting? Do I sound braggy, because I don't mean to. I'm just a little overexcited!!!!!! Yeah, good times. I also think some of the songs from musicals go along with the Twilight books perfectly, so I'll make a list: 1. As Long As You're Mine from Wicked - A song for the first night that Edward stays in Bella's room. 2. Loathing from Wicked - I had a lot of fun with this one. It's the whole Edward/Jacob thing. Of course, you'd have to change up the words. I've actually thought about doing a song fic for it, but that's not really my strong point. 3. I Dreamed a Dream and On My Own from Les Miserables - Both Bella without Edward songs. New Moon and all that jazz. 4. Why, God, Why? from Miss Saigon - This is sort of just Edward wondering why he's so drawn to Bella. 5. As I Am by Miley Cyrus - I know. You're all like, ah, Miley Cyrus! What? How could she? She's not that bad, all though I wish she wouldn't steal my boyfriend(Nick Jonas). Anyways, this is like Bella talking about how Jake will take her as she is -- damaged goods and all. 6. Inseperable by the Jonas Brothers - I couldn't resist(Nick is soooooooooo hott!) But it does work really well. It's Edward and Bella -- they're inseperable. Even when they're miles and miles apart, they're still holdin' on to each others hearts. Cuz' you know, they're inseperable. I got to go now!(Does anybody here think Nick Jonas is hot?) Remember, all of these songs don't fit perfectly, but the general idea is what counts. What's an ethernet? I know that's a really weird question, but I just saw it on my wireless internet box thingy, whatever it's called. Does anybody know? Also, why do they have bamboo at the top of the page? Don't get me wrong. I think it's really pretty, but seriously, what does that have to do with anything? I've always wondered that. Could somebody please explain the relevance of bamboo to me? Anyways, now that you all think I'm really weird, I should probably go now. This is a really long bio. I bet nobody's even reading anymore, so I'm just talking to myself. Hmmm...wouldn't be the first time. Now, really, I g2g. P.S. I'm really not as weird as I seem. Seriously, that's no lie. I don't lie about that stuff. I would tell you if I was weird. I'm not. My family thinks I am, but they just don't understand. Now I've got to go because I have way better stuff to be doing on a Saturday than write the story of my life.(Actually, I don't. But, who cares because, if you read this far, you obviously don't have anything better to do than read the story of my life, either.) Also, the cake's ready. :) Favorite Books: Twilight Series(duh!), The Host, anything written by Stephenie Meyer Inkheart Series, mostly anything written by Gail Carson Levine, anything written by Shannon Hale, that series about Nicholas Flammel. I forgot the name, but the books are the Alchemyst, the Magician, and the Sorceress Favorite Movies: She's the Man, Sydney White, Anastasia, Princess Diaries 2, Beauty and the Beast, Lion King, Legally Blonde, lots more!!! Favorite Quote(right now): "And this, this is the rooster-shaped umbrella holder that will hold all of George's umbrellas!" -Kevin Doyle, 27 Dresses(It's mostly just the way he says it! Do you know, my violin teacher went to high school with James Marsden. There lockers were right by each other. Isn't that cool?) Favoritest Word(right now, like, as we speak): Ummm...shenanigans? I really don't know. There was this one word. What was it again? Oh yeah, superflous. Favorite Expressions: Lamo kablamo, coolio, so yeah Favorite Food: Sweet and Sour Meatballs Favorite People: Anybody who's even read this far! :) People who make me laugh! Favorite Band: THE JONAS BROTHERS! AHHHHHH! Favorite Music Type: Show tunes all the way, baby! Favorite Things to Do: Run around in circles, annoy my bestiest friend at slumber parties, use cool words like bestiest, read(especially Twilight!), act crazy, play the piano, play the violin, sing, sing, sing! yeah, that's one of my favorites. i sing so much i practically live in a musical. Pet Peeves: Smart people who act dumb, peole who just act dumb, stories that have bad grammar or totally don't go with the characters personality, the way a lot of people view Emmett(why does everyone turn him into some dumb blonde? He's not! I guess he jokes around sometimes, but he's also serious and smart! After all, he isa vampire. How dumb could he be?), people who say they hate anyone in the Twilight series(Jacob or Edward). Hate is a very strong word! Jacob can get obnoxious and Edward is sometimes a bit overprotective, but they have good reasons. Fears: People dressed up in full-body costumes(like Barney or the Easter Bunny), cockroaches(yuck!), recitals, giving speeches(did you know: public speaking is the biggest fear in America), Mr. Sterr and his shorts*shivers* Favorite Color: PURPLE! PURPLE GURPLE! I LOVE PURPLE, especially...BARNEY PURPLE! Question: Do I seem shy to you? Because believe me, I can be really shy. It's just, you guys can't see me and you don't really know me and no one is even reading this anyways, so I don't need to be shy.