JaspersGal4eva

Hey everyone! My name is Evi Lockwood! I am 15, I live in Manhatten NY, but am originally from Arden NC. I am a country girl at heart (I guess that is why I love jasper the best!).QUOTES:ME: When life gives you lemons, make cookies and laugh your ass off while people try to figure out how u did it!MY BFF: Are you sure you don't want a padded cell? Or atleast a nice coat that makes it easy to hug yourself?ME: I don't just takl to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose, and then refuse to talk to myself for the rest of the day.ME: I just can not figure out that with all the idiots in the world, how come we don't see more short buses?ME: I think that it is better to have people think you're in sane and remember you than be normal and be forgotten.ME: I tried being normal, but I did not like the feeling so now I am back to being ME!ME: Someday you'll realize how much you cared about her and how amazing she really was.. and when that day comes, she'll be walking with the guy who already knew.ME: Blood is red, Bruises are blue,Thats what you'll look like when I'm done with you.ME: I just threw up a little bit on my mouth. Just so happens I was thinking of you at the time, Coincidence? I think not =)OK THANKS I <3 U ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profileif you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profileIf you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird)If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever gotten a paper-cut on your lips from kissing Twilight, copy and paste this onto your pro If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profileAdmitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profileIf you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profileIf you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profileIf you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased a**holes, put this in your profile Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day: A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and one survived. The truth: Halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. NINE WORDS WOMEN USE(1)Fine-This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.(2)Five Minutes-If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.(3)Nothing-This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4)Go AheadThis is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!(5)Loud Sigh-This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)(6)That's Okay-This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.(7)Thanks-A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').(8)Whatever-Is a woman's way of saying @# YOU!(9)Don't worry about it, I got it-Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDSFRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left youFRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (It's okay, you can do it later...)

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This is my versoin, of where in New Moon Bella Jumps off the clif, in to the water. It starts off at were she is prepareing to jump. Please review, or at least put a dot so I know you read it! Thanks!! Enjoy!

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