¡Hola! Welcome to the awesome bio of girlysquirrelly! We are only middle schoolers. (correction: high schoolers in August) Yay us! REMEMBER, ANYTHING LESS THAN 10 REVIEWS MAKES US SAD!!! ~*~*~ BlOnDiE: Hiya! Hobey ho for all of the Pendragon readers out there. I'm Blondie and I am super freakishly obsessed with Twilight. I don't update much because I have no free time. Ask the others... Anyway, according to my brother and one of my friends at swimming, I am a nerd. Yeah, I get mad when they say that. Ugh! Want to know their reasons?? Do ya?? Last year, I took all honors classes and got strait A's (even in geometry!). I am going to be a freshman and I am taking Algebra 2, Biology, Honors World History, and Honors English 9. Yeah. btw, I AM NOT A NERD, LITTLE ANNOYING NOT SMART BROTHER! NEITHER ARE MY FRIENDS. WE ARE JUST SMART, SO HAH!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!! Anyway, (now that I have composed myself, I shall tell you more about me) I love music by CASCADA and I really like the movies Benchwarmers, My Big Fat Greek Wedding (sometimes, my family is like that), Ferris Beuler's Day Off, Stick It (it shows the less glamorous side of gymnastics), and Elf. MY NEW FAVORITE SONG IS EDWARD BY SHANNON THOMAS!!! (I wonder why?...) One of my favorite shows of all time is House. The Office is my second favorite. Go Dwight! Hahaha he stashes weapons all over the office! WHOOOO GO DWIGHT!! I am really good at solving Rubik's cubes! I can even solve a 4x4!! Awesome things I have done: convinced NG to play flute, helped NG learn to solve a Rubiks Cube, got Shade to try out for track (she made it), and many other ah-mazing things. I love DDR (if you don't know what that is, then you are stupid. just kidding!!) I am into year-round swim team and at school I am on the cross country, swimming, and track team. I used to do gymnastics, but I quit. That makes me an ex-gymnast (my friend at swimming says that i got divorced from it). Fish got me to read Twilight in August, even though I had bought it in April. I was third in our little group to read Twilight, but I am like the most obsessed (with the exception of Fish). Even though I haven't loved Edward longest, I know that I love him most. When people don't review, it makes me think that our writing was so bad that nobody wanted to tell us. Then I get sad. STORIES I AM WORKING ON THAT MIGHT BE BUT MIGHT NOT BE POSTED: Bella the Babysitter Roadtrip Cancer (No, Bella does not get cancer... or does she???) YEAH, THEY PROBABLY WON'T BE POSTED... Edward! OMG JUST THINKING ABOUT HIM MAKES MY HEART START RACING AND I FEEL LIKE "OMG EDWARD! I LOVE YOU! EEEEEEEEE!!!" Enough about me! Lets hear about the other girlysquirrellys. Ooh! I can make my pinkie fingers make this really gross cracking noise. It's really cool! ~*BlOnDiE*~ ~*~*~ ~NG~ Just to let you know I was forced into writing my own profile by my super obbsessed freak best friend Blondie. But don't worry. I'm a super obsessed freak too. just not as much... I love Twilight but not enough to write countless fanfictions daily so you won't be seeing much from me. But I did co-write Edward and Bella Encounter a Cow one of the most sucessful girlysquirrelly stories. Score one for NG! My mom was the one to come up with the whole "girlysquirrelly" thing cause thats what she calls me and Blondie. O.o Nuff bout that. Now to my likes and dislikes. I LOVE Paramore!!!!!!!! And the The Office (I LOVE JIM HALPERT!!!!!!!!!!!)! i dislike turtles (its a long story...) and um... being lonely. I have many talents. Ok, some talents. I can solve a rubix cube, courtesy of Blondie. I can play the Flute all good and stuff. I am a master at cheating on video games. and... not much more... heya Blondie, if you ever think of any more talents i have feel free to write them. I was the second to read Twilight (ha stick that in ur juciebox and suck it Blondie!) so technically i have loved Edward longer than Shade and Blondie. Score two for NG! P.S. Blondie you DO NOT love Edward the most! We all love him equally. You just express it more. I bet you didn't know that I am a highly trained Ninja! So don't cross my path. Unless you are going to give me cookies. That is acceptable. I am also training young ninja Fish-san. Jk not really but she is a NIT (Ninja in training) and I am a 2nd degree black belt! Boo ya! Score three for NG! So... lalala... *stares out into space* Wha? Oh sorry... I space out from time to time. My socil studies teacher even waves in my face to "wake me up". (NOTE FROM BLONDIE: YEAH RIGHT, NG! I NEVER SAW HIM DO THAT!) I really have nothing else to say. You must be very bored from reading this long profile, reader. But fret not. There are two more profiles to read!!! Just Continue scrolling down and reading and it will all be over soon. ~NG~ (aka NINJA GIRL!!!) :) P.S. I also love getting and giving hugs (but not if u are ugly or scary or a stalker or something like that) Fish: Okay guys! I am the wonderful Fish! I am usually the one who answers reviews, and I like to write stories a lot. I was officially the FIRST of our group to read Twilight, and I forced NG (did not! i read it on my own free will! Love, ~NG~) to read it, who then forced Blondie to read it. I'm the second most obsessed, because Blondie's level of obbession is unattainable by mortals. I love um . . . lots of things! Especially Edward! (new favorie movies- Stick It and Ferris Bueler's Day Off) I love mangas almost as much as I love Twilight! People should read Fruits Basket! Harry Potter used to be my favorite book, and I almost felt guilty about switching to Twilight. I'm sorry Harry! I still hold Harry Potter close to my heart, since it was the first real book I'd ever read, and it led me into a chain reaction that caused me to read Twilight. I can never thank J.K. Rowling enough! Ok, what am I good at? Um... singing! People say I'm good at singing. And I take lessons! I really like reading and I'm in Honors classes and stuff! *cough* dork *cough* I like writing, and I'm terrible at drawing. Recently I've become obsessed with musicals. Especially Wicked. *cough* bigger dork *cough* I"m training to be a ninja like NG! I just tested for a red belt! Woo-hoo! So yeah. That's me. Oh yeah, and I can't play sports. At all. It's really sad. *cough* super dork *cough* I'm almost never in a bad mood (*note from Blondie: she is NEVER in a bad mood!!*), so count on me to give nice reviews! The only person I really hate is Jacob, but sometimes I'm able to sympathize with him. Sometimes . . . You know, I feel like we're posting too many stories, and we need to update the ones we have. *sigh* Now that we're one of the top ten most prolific authors, we should stop. Or at least I will. Only updates from now on! ~Fish~( i love squigglies!~~~) Shade: K, Fish will write a bio for Shade! (Shade, delete this when you want to write you own) Shade is too lazy to write her own bio, so don't expect her to write many stories.(jk Shade!) She's nice and stuff, and she likes depriving herself of sleep. She's a good writer, but she always makes me edit her stuff. (she cant spell! haha!) Shade is a good writer, but sometimes overthinks stuff and overdoes it, then thinks it's bad and burns the paper she wrote it on. (lol. jk) Her favorite letter is the squggly.~(actually i have no idea)~ She likes to make fun of me, Blondie, NG, and TOM. Especially Blondie. She doesn't like looking like a weirdo at school. (TOM would be girlysquirrelly #5 if she ever went on the computer) So yeah, thats Shade. The End! ~Fish pretending to be Shade~ The real Shade: Gosh Fish just cause i dont get on doesnt mean I dont want to! and I'll write if you really want me to. You guys never ask me to XP so there Ill stick my tounge out at yall!!! Epic!!! lol so anyway yeah this is me XP and its not my fault I cant sleep... I try I just wake up alot so its pointless... lol So anyway I dont really know what to write so Ill think of something and write later Uh... that’s all we can think of. But thanks for reading our bio! Buh-bye now! ;)

Stories Written (30)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
Fight Everyone 5/5 18 1 Yes 510
Jacob won't let Bella leave for college without a fight.
Twisted Love Everyone 4.5/5 15 2 No 1061
Everyone's love gets all mixed up. Takes place during Eclipse, before what happens in the clearing, but after BElla agrees to marry Edward.
Letters of Hope Everyone 4.5/5 23 1 Yes 513
letters pretty banner made by Japanezegurl! Bella never remembered Jacob and was miserable until January. Then she wrote her first letter to Edward...
We Love Jacob!!! Everyone 3.5/5 22 1 Yes 243
A little tribute to all the Jacob lovers out there!!!
Crazy Fans Everyone 5/5 38 1 No 1670
Photobucket (CAUTION: EXTREMELY FUNNY) Five Twilight fanatics go to Forks in search of the Cullens. Will they really find them, or just people from their school on a class trip??
The Secret Life of Jared Teen 5/5 8 1 Yes 875
Jared, Kim and his annoying little sister! Hooray! Submitted for the contest about Jared.
Sorry Everyone 0/5 7 1 Yes 413
Edward appologized to Bella after leaving. It's my first song-fic so please feel free to tell me what I need to improve.
Finding Him Everyone 0/5 9 1 Yes 650
One shot story. Read it to find out what happens.
History Repeats Itself Teen 4.5/5 109 12 Yes 11916
FINAL CHAPTER AND ORIGIONAL ENDING POSTED!! History has a tendancy to repeat, whether we like it or not. We all know what happened in New Moon, Edward left Bella. What if they meet again in the future and Bella is a vampire that goes by Abi White? Will he find out her true identity, and if he does, will she take him back?
Edward and Bella Encounter a Cow Everyone 5/5 114 4 No 4135
Create your own banner at! Edward and Bella meet a cow written by NG and Fish
Emmett and the Bear Everyone 5/5 16 1 Yes 727
Photobucket Emmett was being mauled by a bear when Rosalie found him. Why you ask, well here's what we think.
We Love Edward Much More Than Jacob Everyone 5/5 12 1 Yes 187
Beware of Creepy Chatrooms Everyone 3.4/5 69 1 Yes 395
Photobucket is... well...creepy
Back Of Notebook Doodle: Twilight Everyone 5/5 19 1 Yes 1
I doodled this on the back of my notebook. I (Blondie) think It looks pretty good
Edward Gets a Ticket Everyone 4.5/5 39 1 Yes 493
Edward mometarily forgets to look out for police cars. Look what happens!
Fight Version 2 Everyone 5/5 8 1 Yes 816
Jacob won't let Bella go to college with Edward without a fight another version of
Alice Everyone 3.5/5 24 1 Yes 1
shade and blondie drew it during social studies which is a snore fest
The Secret Life of Mike Newton Adult 5/5 25 1 Yes 903
What does Mike really do at home? Read to find out...
Alice 2 Everyone 5/5 5 1 Yes 1
I was sooooo bored so I drew alice! I hope you like it! R&R!
Path of the Fire Everyone 4.5/5 8 1 Yes 524
Photobucket Bella's process of becoming a vampire.
written by NG of girlysquirrelly :D
Twilight Ensemble Everyone 5/5 18 1 Yes 1
A drawing of all the covers of the twilight series.
Eclipse Everyone 3.4/5 52 1 Yes 1
Our drawning of the Eclipse cover!
Jacob as a Wolf Everyone 4/5 17 1 Yes 1
Drawing of Jacob after finding out about Bella's wedding.
The Indestructable, Missile-Proof Car Everyone 5/5 77 1 Yes 990
The first Breaking Dawn Fanfic ever! Photobucket This is based off Bella's new car from the first chapter of Breaking Dawn!
Together Forever Everyone 5/5 20 1 Yes 1
Edward and Bella holding hands! (better than it sounds)
Bubblewrap Everyone 5/5 51 1 Yes 711
Photobucket Emmett finds bubblewrap. Need I say more?
Breaking Dawn Everyone 4.5/5 9 1 Yes 1
Part of the breaking dawn cover drawn by Blondie! Posted by..... drum roll please..... NINJA GIRL!!!!! XD
Twilight, a Wizard, and a Few Bottles of Rum Teen 5/5 16 1 Yes 1254
What happens when you combine rum, 4 year old Edward, a wizard, rum, crack, and more rum? Bad things... Our first crack-fic! ;)
Chatting with the Cullens (and Bella) Everyone 5/5 29 1 Yes 571
There back!!!!!!! YES!!! The Cullens are back at to wreak more havoc! Watch out!!!!
The Drunk Twilight Saga Teen 4.5/5 15 1 Yes 642
We have returned!!! Girlysquirrelly is back! Just alot of drunk funness with Jacob and Bella! Laugh your butt off! Or else... Remeber... review review review!!!

Series Written (3)

Title Rating Reviews Stories
A Series of Random and Funny Stories 3.6/5 404 7
CAUTION: MAY CONTAIN FUNNY INGREDITENT. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF HUMORLESS PEOPLE. Ingredients: Beware of Creepy Chatrooms Bubblewrap Crazy Fans Edward and Bella Encounter a Cow Edward Gets a Ticket Emmett and the Bear The Indestructable, Missile-Proof Car
Vamp or Dog? 4/5 52 3
Which side are you on in the Vampire/Wolf debate?
The Secret Life Series 5/5 33 2
The secret life of a bunch of characters.