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YO!!!!!!! This is your captain vernal_equinox_135 speaking! Sit back, relax, and we should land in the land of Twilight very shortly! Sorry about that! I am not normally this weird! I'm actually a lot weirder! Please check ouit my buddies Fortuneteller17, topaz_eyes_in_forks, antileech_werewolf luver, uuummmmm, o yah! and alice bella cullen! I love to read these fabtastic books also! Jinx, Harry Potter, Ghalleger Girls, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Uglies, Vampire Diaries, The Bar Code Tatoo, The Christy Miller Chronicals + many others! Please read my pitiful literature!!!! I beg of you!!!! o.k. i am now done wollowing in self pity. o by the way! me and topaz_eyes_in_forks are planning to breed together a llama and a platapuse to make a llamapooose!!! i know how smart are we????? If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile (I did this when I went to public school, I got A LOT of weird looks, not that it was really any different from any other day in that sense though...)If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (At least I don't think I have...)If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (Almost every night...)Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile (My friends laugh at me for it)There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song ~I hate you, you hate me, let’s chase Barney up a tree ect.-Personally, I like this version better~ to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. (ALL THE FREAKIN’ TIME!)If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profileIf you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. (A girl called me weird once, I smiled and thanked her!)If people mistake you for a vampire copy and paste this onto your profile. (I have the palest skin in the world, but oddly I’ve never had a sunburn, weird, huh?)If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. (All the time...)If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've had at least one friend move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. (As long as I’ve got my best friend, I’m good!)If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile (Every time I meet a hot guy, otherwise I never shut-up)If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.If you ever felt like killing someone ~or more than one person~ because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile (Ahem my sister)If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile (It's a world of monkeys and I am their queen, they call me Zartha there.) 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profileIf you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profileIf at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profileIf you think rock, paper, scissors solves everything then put this in you’re profile!If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profileIf you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profileMost people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. (They've been throwing themselves at me lately...)If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, Bella, Alice, or any other Twilight names, copy this into your profile.If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profileIf you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (More times than I can count...)If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile. (Hmm, let's see... I love rock n' roll, hey look! I do know!)If you have ever attacked someone with joy, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have someone you love as a sister, copy and paste this into your profile.If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (During one of the Harry Potters, when Sirus died, but it was around 1am and I was slap-happy so I have an excuse)If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (I still try to, and I'm determinded to actually do it one day)If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have succeeded ;-)If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. (I wear heels A LOT and one day I was being clumsy and I fell in the store 3TIMES in the same aisle and just started laughing and couldn't stop, people looked at me like I was on drugs.)If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. (See the next two copy and paste things for further info)If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. (A guy that worked at a store I was at was named Edward and he was so rude and unhelpful that I started telling him-off about how he didn’t deserve the name ‘Edward’)If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile (actually what I do is shout “VOLVO” every time I see ANY Volvo, and whenever I see a Volvo S60R, the type SM said Edward has, in silver I scream “OMG! EDWARD’S VOLVO!” and I pout whenever I see the type of Volvo they gave Edward for the movie, I actually cried the first time I saw one of those.)If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile. (Let's see, Jasper... Emmett... Edward)If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. (A lady was reading New Moon at the JB concert before it started and I started to freak!)If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.You can blame all your problems on two invisible people named 'Juan' and 'Cindy', if you believe this, copy this into your profile. (I made this one up all by myself!)If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile thnx for reading this far by the way! u now get free virtual brownies!!!!!!! PEACE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

Stories Written (5)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
Oh The Horror!!! Adult 5/5 10 1 Yes 48
This wont be pretty!
Emmett Teen 5/5 15 1 Yes 5
This is a short little poem about Emmett!!!!
Oh the horror!!! Part 2! Adult 3.5/5 11 1 Yes 58
For all of you who have read Oh the horror!!! you probably have some questions. Here are the awnsers!!!!
My Topaz Heaven Everyone 5/5 7 1 Yes 20
this is a story about.... what else?...Edward's beautiful eyes!
Victoria Everyone 3.5/5 7 1 Yes 5
This is a story about the woman we all love to hate...*drumroll* Victoria!!!!

Series Written (0)

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