IM BACK! I haven't been on here for like a month. thats a record. i found this on someone's(im not sure whose) bio( )_( )
(")_(")This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd I have GREEN SKIN so I Must be a witchI'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whoreI'm a PREP, so I MUST be a snobI wear BLACK so I MUST be gothI listen to FALL OUT BOY so I MUST be emoI play SPORTS so I MUST be a jockI wore VAMPIRE FANGS so I MUST be a vampire~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. (Seriously people! Why do you lump people together without getting to know them? OR EVEN AFTER YOU KNOW THEM! It's mean, and heartless, and if you are one of the people who do you might want to stop before it bites you in the ass!) Try Reading This:I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinerytisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!If you could read this copy and paste it into your profile! friends on myspace is a contest copy this to your profile.If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the Internet, copy this to your profileIf you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.A good friend picks you up when you fall,a best friend picks you up and then trips you again."A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into wallsif you hate it that Elmo talks in third-person but then you talk in third person your self , c&p this to your profile. (heheh)Elmo loves crayons, goldfish, and thats about it.yeah! random sparkly vampires!If you ever put glitter on your skin then went into the sunlight and shouted "LOOK I'M A VAMPIRE!!" copy this to your profile.RANDOM!what?nothing.oh.if you talk to your self c&P this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.If you think Stephanie Meyer is one of the best writers in existence, copy this into your profile. If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profileIf you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.If you believe your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this.You're laughing at me now because your older than me by mere months... but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? ;-)Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs (except Edward Cullen of course!!)Come over to the good side, we have Edward Cullen and chocolate!Huh... It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both(and I'm looking at you Edward!)I don't obsess, I think intensely!If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile.If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care!;-) )If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.If you have Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse memorized, post this.If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XDIf you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :DIf you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile."Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...If you love reading Twilight fanfiction copy and past this to your profile.If you want Bella and Edward to get married copy and past this to your profile.If you want Jacob to just grow up and imprint already copy and past this to your profile. (no offense to Jacob lovers)If you loved Harry Potter at first but once you read Twilight you fell in love with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and past this to your profile.If you spend your free time making your own Twilight 'if you evers' and 'you know your obsessed when' then copy and past this to your profile.If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profileIf you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile.If you completely got over your Harry Potter obsession when you read Twilight, copy and paste this on your programIf you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. (I didn't exactly cry...I screamed NO EDWARD! YOU CAN'T LEAVE!If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.—Not only my feet, but I’ve tripped over nothing too. (Why must I be as clumsy as Bella?)If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profileOnly crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile!If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!If you have ever been hit in the face with a broomstick (on accident, of course!), copy and paste this into your profile!Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. :PIf you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. XDIf keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the STUPID CAPS LOCK!) XPIf you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (as long as I'm not stuck in the middle of it without an umbrella)If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!If you regret you have a soul because Edward thinks vampires don't have souls and you want to be a vampire, copy and paste this in your profile.If (even though you never thought this was possible)you thought Edward was wrong because vampires DO have souls, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wanna see something cool click alt+F4If you fell for that I laugh at chu.If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profileAdmitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profileIf you believe that you have way to many copy and paste articles on your profile, copy and paste this into your profileSome people don't like random people. If you feel like hitting those people in the head and telling them their wrong, paste this into your profile.If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (twilight caused it...)If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile -.-If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever picked up a glass of water, and thinking it was barely full, totally tipped your head backwards and spilled it all over yourself then choked on it, copy this into your profile. If you ever laughed at something, and inhaled cheese, copy this into your profile. (I have. PM me for the story. :) )If you ever laughed at something that wasn't really funny, and then choked on your soda and disruppted the whole theater because you started choking and couldn't breathe because you were laughing at yourself choking on the soda, causing everyone else to laugh at your dire situation instead of the movie, c&p (I have a feeling I stand alone here.....) If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving doorI ran with scissors, and lived!You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harderif you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!If when ever you see the name Edward or anything close to Edward you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile.A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get that you don’t want.Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.If two wrongs don't make a right, try three"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -UnknownIf when ever you see the name Cullen or anything close to Cullen you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile.If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.If Every time at twilight you say 'It's twilight, it's the safest time for us' Copy this into your profileWhen every you see an apple you think of twilight copy this into you profileWhen I'm a mother, a long time from now, and my children asks why there is thunder..... I will not tell them god is bowling, but that vampires are playing baseball...... My children will be reassured because by then I will have taught them to love vampires. If you pledge to tell them this, copy this into your profile. If you walk around you house talking to your self about something that happened in one of the twilight books Copy this into your profileIf whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&PIf people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.If they are right...copy and paste this into your profileIf you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you see any other name from the Twilight Series you start to giggle uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile.If you are in LOVE with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and past this to your profile.If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&PIf you think the Cullen's should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your ProfileIf you spit every time you hear vile Mike Newton's name, copy and paste this into your profileIf you mistake pale people at your school as vampires, copy and past this to your profile.If you are making up your own Twilight "If You"s then copy and past this to your profile.While reading Twilight you grabbed a dictionary and looked up the word Ostentatious and now you use it in every sentence even if it doesn't sense.If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.] Read this it is funny and i stole it from someones bio!!!!!!!!!!!XDIf you think that the song 'No Air' was meant for New Moon copy this into your profileIf you cry, I cry, If you laugh, I laugh, If you fall over a cliff, I laugh harder!Facts of lifeParents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut upI smile because I have no idea what's going on!I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friendsA good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"I don't obsess! I think intensely.All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires who could care less about a pathetic human, or fictional characters in books/movies.For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word.Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is when you shout at random people on the streat"THAT EVIL,PURPLE,GREEN POLKA-DOTTED MONKEY STOLE AND ATE MY TACO AGAIN!!"Crazy is when you tell your teacher that the reason you're failing her class is because her hair is distracting you.If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!Twilight 10 CommandmentsI am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.You shall not take Edward Cullens name in vain.Remember to keep release dates calendered.Honor the Cullens for gracing you with their presence.You shall not kill humans.You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they cant read them anymore.You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.You shall not covet Edward.You shall not covet Edwards Volvo, or various Cullen car25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."7. My mother taught me: IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."9. My mother taught me:CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."11. My mother taught me: WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."12. My mother taught me:HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"15. My mother taught me: ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."19. My mother taught me: ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."23. My Mother taught me about my Roots.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"24. My Mother taught me: Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you" IF your WEIRD AND PROUD type random crap that no ones cares about!!!!!!! Copy/Paste:If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile..If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy and paste this into your profile.If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profileIf you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profileIf you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profileIf you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profileIf you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile.If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profileIF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS:FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, " It's because you're gay, isn't it?"FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"FRIENDS: Will help you move.BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left youFRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!