Hey Peeps. I like pie and I don't care what others think. I really like to read and write although I am not sure whether my writing is good or not so please don't judge me too badly. All I know is that I will get better with each and every story that I write. (Or at least I hope that I will) I absolutely love the Twilight series and can't wait to get the rest of the books. It shouldn't take too long to read them once I get them. I own and have read all the books that have come out so far. I am really random and I hope this bio is just as random as me. GO TWILIGHT. LONG LIVE THE CULLENS!!! (AND BELLA OF COURSE!) Now for another important matter. RANDOM STUFF. These are sayings that, if you think that they are true, you need to put them on your bio. DO IT!!!. They are actually pretty funny. Look at the very bottom of my bio to see what I have written so far on this site, what I am going to write on this site, and what I hope to write on this site. Also go way down to the bottom to see some other information that I think is AWESOME!!!!! If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. I just thought of these ones: If you have ever gone mad because you couldn't read a Twilight book or get on Twilight Archives copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are getting tired of all of these saying copy and paste this onto your profile,copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Billy Mays should stop advertising and get a real job, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you think that everyone who has no life due to loving Twilight or any book in the series has the best outlook on life, copy and paste this onto your profileIf you think that I stink at writing these things, copy and paste this onto your profile.If people think you are wierd because of your book obsession, copy and paste this onto your profileIf you spend WAY too much time on your computer trying to find pictures of Edward to drool over, copy and paste this onto your profileIf you have the most awesome flashback of Edward every time you hear his name, copy and paste this on your profile.If you are absolutely obsessed with vampires now that you have read Twilight and all the other books, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you are over-protective of your Twilight books and slap anyone across the nose if they even glance at those books, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you get tired of reading these after a while, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you like to laugh at these things and find that all the ones I have posted here are boring, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you like pie and want all the world to know it, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you are really starting to get annoyed with me because I write so many of these, copy and paste this onto your profile.If are in book club, you know that you have to read the story before you discuss it at your next meeting. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you like to play with tape.If you ever were going to say something, forget what it was, then walk back to where the idea came to you and remembered what it was, copy and paste this onto your profileCopy and paste this onto your profile if one of the things listed above this doesn't make any sence. Just so you know, Here is the list of stories that I have started to write and what I am hoping to write. Life Before the Cullens: Only has ten reviews, its about Jasper before he joined the Cullens A Twisted Fate: Only has two reviews, it is a story that I concocted and mixed up Bella's relationships. There is Edward in this story, don't worry!!!!!! I am starting to write the following: Lock and Key: I am co-authoring this story with my friend antileech_wearwolfluvr. It is going to be about what happens when people find out that the Cullens are vampires, Bella and Edward have just gotten married, and Bella is turning into a vampire. Wow, that's a lot to put in a story!!!!! I am hoping to write the following: The series to Lock and Key: This will also be co-authored with antileech_wearwolfluvr. Not just the vampires get discovered!!!!!!!!!!! I hope that this information will help you see what stories that I write will be interesting to read. These summaries of the stories are pretty bad, so you will just have to read the story in order to find out what the book is really about. Remember, Vampires are the most awesomeful creatures on this planet (As long as their eyes are gold) and they will eventually be the dominant species if I get my way.