HeartStopsBeating

here's the thing: i love to write so i decided to make an account so could atleast comment on the stories of talented writers here. i like reading them and it makes me sad when really good stories have like 5 reviews. okay so here we go im going to talk all about me now! I live in Canada, eh. we ride polar bears to school and hotbox our igloos. hahahah no. i'm not that north. music: The Matches, Elliott Smith, Alkaline Trio, Katy Perry, The Strokes, Taking Back Sunday, Flyleaf, Belle and Sebastian, The Beatles,The Who, Stutterfly, Paramore, Stars , MGMT prolly more it's just too late...plus i have a rule that you can't say you like a band untill you like a minum of 3 of their songs, then it's offical but some of the music i love is one song-ers that only are one good song with an okay band, (eg. "the light is you" said the whale, "Decepticon" Le Tigre and "the garden" Mirah) i like: -incense
-Ice cubes.
-the back of the subway.
-the front of the subway
-Banana Bread
-my door
-black and white photographs
-color photographs
-those really oldy photography with the sides that are curvy, like they are maybe cut with crazy scissors
-pulling the cardboard oval out of a brand new Kleenex box
-rain
the smell of burning paper
-these Flyers pasted near my house that have a picture of a dog on a news paper and the dog is thinking “whoever said a do shouldn’t do acid was certainly not a dog on acid”
-Postsecret
-polariod phographs

please note, the name HeartStopsBeating is not supposed to reference Blin182 or any other band affilliated with said band. i disaprove of themwhole heartedly and ment this in refernce to bella's heart.with Jake. Twilight: love the books. -hate dumb game fics like "what is the cullens when scuba diving!" -likes fluff (why's everything have to be bad all the time. i like happy things, in life they're so little of it.) -likes Jake 45% -likes Edward 55% -wants to kill anyone who calls him 'EDDIE' or anything but his real name 'Edward'. not everyone needs a nickname. i think 'God' sums it up (greek god, not christian god). -likes pack stories

Stories Written (8)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
Edward's New Moon Everyone 0/5 0 1 Yes 912
so shockingly, it's just as the title might suggest. it's short. it's set soon before Rosalie screws Edward up.

Smokin' Hott Everyone 5/5 5 1 Yes 981
one shot in which some girl from Jacob Blacks school tries to ask him out. is it because he is wonderful and hot and sweet and funny? why yes dear reader, it is! Note:HE DOES NOT IMPRINT Note:NOT MINE.
I kissed A Girl Teen 0/5 3 1 Yes 648
so maybe it was those damn dreams about girls the guys were having or maybe it was just her had dealing with the shit it had been given but regardless of the reson, was Leah a lesbian? 'I kissed A Girl' Katy Perry
That Bella Swan Is Trouble Everyone 5/5 6 1 Yes 668
Tanya's a bitch.
Bridging the Gap Everyone 5/5 14 4 No 11517
so... Charlotte is a kid whose Dad moves her to (surprise surprise) La Push as he believes to have fallen in love with a woman who lives there. whne she meets her new step-brother Embry and his friends, will there be a spark between her and a certain reasently returned runaway wolf...? yes there will be. but as if finding true love at sixteen, leaving your beast friend and moving to a new county isn't enough, Charlotte has a problem, but can she let anyone help before it's too late? Note:DO-NOT-OWN
Bella's End Teen 4.5/5 20 1 Yes 1607
this takes place in NewMoon before sweet darling Jacob. Bella finds out nobody buys her 'im over Edward' act, not ever charlie. whats the point of acting anymore. what's the point of living? this is Bella's suicide.
Second Chance Everyone 5/5 39 7 Yes 12072
Bella finds out nobody buys her 'im over Edward' act, not ever charlie. whats the point of acting anymore. what's the point of living? this is Bella's suicide. or at least she tried, maybe she gets 'saved' by someone she thought was lost from her forever. can she and her true love get over their endless issues and get back together or will they fall apart.
It's Kind OF A Funny Story Teen 4.5/5 32 7 No 26612
Edward: a socially inept boy probably destined to become a hermet, even if he is really cute. Bella: a bad ass who just got kicked out of her sketchy life in arizona to her useless father's clumsy hands. now thet're both attending an upscale boarding school along with the rest of the Cullen/Hale crew. all human. rated teen for mature subject matter, viewer discretion is advised...lol, no for now it's just swearing and minior drug refernce, enjoy.

Series Written (1)

Title Rating Reviews Stories
Life Cut Short 5/5 59 2
this takes place in NewMoon before sweet darling Jacob. Bella finds out nobody buys her 'im over Edward' act, not ever charlie. whats the point of acting anymore. what's the point of living? this is Bella's suicide, but this isn't the end. if Edward tried save her, could she allow him?