Facade

The basics? Been wasting the planet's resources for 17 years
and just purchased legally my first R movie.

I talk using "like," "OMG," and other typical Californian
things, though I am not blonde. I hail from SoCal and I laugh at
your pathetic weather and bask in my predictable one.

Am ethnic and looooooove lemon in my food. I usually spill whatever
junk food I am chugging on myself while I watch movies and/or read.
You are better spotting MJ's tanlines than seeing me without either.

I like to think I will produce The Great American Novel of the 21st
century sometime in the future even though I am 1) not American and
2) a huge procrastinator with not much skill. I also am in ♥
with photography and listen to music constantly that I'll get some
form of cancer eventually, but not from cell phones (I abhor them).

Stories Written (4)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
Collide Adult 4/5 17 1 Yes 1339
[J/B, E/B] She's involving herself in some illicit affair that should have never happened in the first place. Vampire/Werewolf is the best kind, no?
Crash Teen 4/5 4 1 Yes 3288
[J/B, E/B] It’s only after it’s done that she knows she made the wrong choice.
Ether Teen 5/5 5 1 No 5014
Bella and Jacob literally step through the looking-glass. Here they find themselves in a world as it could have been and, in the end, it’s up to them whether to stay there or somehow find their way back to the world as it is.
Interview with a Werewolf Teen 5/5 4 1 Yes 1502
It's a series of questions from her as she finds herself in front of the most-talked about person in the room (and it's not the bride nor groom). [Jacob/Angela, Edward/Bella, Jacob/Bella]

Series Written (0)

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