I got kick-started into Twilight when my cousin read it and ordered me to do the same... Favorite characters: The Pack and their imprintees, and Alice and Jasper. Favorite relationship: Quil/Claire and Esme/Carlisle. Favorite Twilight book: New Moon Favorite non-Twilight books: Anything by Tamora Pierce, the Harry Potter books, Wicked Lovely, The Blue Girl, and So Yesterday. Favorite music: Wow, where to begin? Taylor Swift, Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, Superchick, Carrie Underwood, (some stuff by) The All-American Rejects, Plain White T's, Natasha Bedingfield, Angel Taylor, Sara Bareilles, Bon Jovi, Skillet. I will read & review stories and drawings (okay, yes, that's incorrect, I won't READ the drawings, but you know what I mean) of anyone who reviews my stuff. Still trying, actually, though happily I'm getting enough reviews that it's getting trickier. A tiny small bit about myself: I find self-advertised craziness and/or insanity endearing, as I'm crazy myself. I think that writers are a special brand of people. I wish that cheeriness was viral. People who have favorited me: twilight_ash YouAreNotLeavingMe You both are royally cool. Current stories: As If, which I am starting over. Yes, that's right, I'm rewriting it...but I'm sorta busy, so it might be a little while. Being insane has never stopped me before. When people don't laugh at our jokes, i don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing, but more like a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing. There are few things, apparently, more helpful to a writer than once having been a weird little kid. Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. The fastest way to suceed is to look as if you're playing someone else's rules while quietly playing your own. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember; amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the cat is going somewhere. If you've walked into a door, copy this onto your profile. When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing, but more like a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..." If you made it all the way down here, congrats. Free vampires for everyone.

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Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
...And I SO Saw It Coming Everyone 4.5/5 27 1 Yes 1175
Alice has been pretty sure Bella would be coming to visit the Cullen home for a while now. Then she finally turns up one day, and Alice gets to see if she's really the girl for Edward. June '08 Cullen Oneshot Challenge Honorable Mention!
As If Everyone 5/5 29 3 No 2471
Kim has had a crush on Jared Lancer for a good solid year, but she's too shy to even look at him. She's doodled "Kimberly Lancer" in all her notebooks. So when Jared starts paying attention to her--in fact, a lot of attention--how is she supposed to react? Chapter three now up!
First Impressions Everyone 0/5 0 2 No 252
Some of Jasper's first impressions on people in his life--starting, of course, with the incomparable Alice, then (hopefully) flashing back to some of the vampires he mentions in Eclipse, then Bella. Told in free verse (not my forte).

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