Roo

I'm a 26 year old married woman with no kids. My husband's a firefigther. I'm a grad student working on my clinical doctorate in Physical Therapy. I like the subject, but hate the reading material because it's dreadfully dull and difficult. My bachelor's degree was in Health and Biomedical sciences, so if I tend to get hung up on vampire physiology, that's why. My mother is Chinese, my father is Caucasian, and my hobbies are Brazillian Dance-fighting and Salsa Dancing. I play the piano and flute and garden in my spare time. I reside in Grand Rapids, Michigan

Stories Written (4)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
Edward in P.E. Everyone 5/5 55 4 No 22631
When the Cullens comes back at the end of New Moon, Edward and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules so that they end up in the same gym class as Bella.
Bye Bye Mister Vampire Guy Everyone 5/5 27 1 Yes 779
A karaoke parody of New Moon
Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to Buy Garden Gnomes Teen 5/5 15 1 Yes 2528
“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”
Brotherhood Teen 4.5/5 18 1 No 1733
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.

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