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What up my homie G's? LOL, well this is my page. Your welcome to read it but if your a stalker or something i have nothing intresting on here. Name:Jay!! Age:Like I would tell you. Country: U.S.A Baby! State: Washington! By the water (thats all I'll give away) Gender: Female Heres some stuff about me!! WHOO! :) Fave movies: My all time favorite; BENCHWARMERS!! This is the most funniest movies I have ever seen! I love it so much I have watched it over 15 times! My fave scary movie is Prom Night, this movie has some scary parts but not really, my cousin and I joked threw the whole movie so it was hilarious to watch. My fave kiddie movie is Finding Nemo who doesn't like finding nemo?? He's such a cute little fishy and I LOVE dori she cracks me up and reminds me of myself. My fave Princess Movie (well I have 2) The little mermaid this has been my fave princess movie since I was like 5 but thats because I like water and fishy's and mermaids and happy endings, my other fave in The Swan Princess it has funny moments and the songs get catchy after a while and I like the prince he's totally B.A. but when I was little the ending scared me but that was it. If u haven't seen it I sugest you go watch it right now, I don't care how you watch it but you must watch it! Well thats it for movies... If you haven't seen any of them or atleast one of them then you need to go to the movie store or whatever and watch these!! Fave books: like every girl and some guys TWILIGHT! I loved all of the books except Breaking Dawn that was just a dissapointment to me. Jessica's guide to dating the dark side, I couldn't stop reading it (like twilight all over again) and it was amazingly cute and has 2 hotties in it (I know! 2 of them! hahaha). Saving Juliet, this was amazing too!! A twist to the play Romeo and Juliet and it was like WOAH!! Um, thats like it... i need to find some books 2 read, hehehe. If you know some please tell me!! Fave bands: This is pretty much my life. My fave band in the whole world... BOYS LIKE GIRLS!! I loved all there songs and martin is such a cutie! Next would be Cobra Starship liked them before they were cool, and there all of their music rocks not just good girls go bad. My fave dude singer would be Jesse McCartney, man that guy is hot and has a awesome voice! Fave girl singer would be Taylor Swift, such a sweet person and shes my role model cuz I want to become a singer. I also like these people/bands; Mat Kearney, Teddy Geiger, All time Low, Secondhand Sernade, Paramore, and parachute. 10 weird things about me!! 1) Im deathly afraid of peacocks (its not funny!!) 2) I love Spider-man (best super hero eva!) 3) My fave color is Blue (Idk, i just thought you might just want to know) 4) I like math, just not the teacher (I know NERD!) 5) Im in love with Robert Pattinson (Hes so hott!) 6) My fave food is ribs (everything is good with bbq sauce) 7) I have a dog (golden retreiver, except she doesn't retrive) 8) My best friend and I have spun in a spiny chair for 3 mintues strait ( we fell as soon as we stopped) 9) I hate Miley Cyrus/ Hannah Montana, who ever she is!! (shes just bugs me, dont ask) 10) Princess and the Frog is one of the best disney princess movies now! (besides the little mermaid) Just some Fun stuff!! Yay fun stuff!! Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901 Heck Sexier Than Anyone sice 1901 Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?Boy: NoGirl: Do you like me?Boy: NoGirl: Do you want me?Boy: NoGirl: Would you cry if I left?Boy: NoGirl: Would you live for me?Boy: NoGirl: Would you do anything for me?Boy: NoGirl: Choose--me or your lifeBoy: My lifeThe girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.The reason I don't want you is because I need you.The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life Things you need to know: Emmett is the strongest Edward is the fastest but Jasper can sit in a corner alone and still make you feel Jealous 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profileIf you love telling jokes, and being a riot put this on your profileIf you love music, put this on your profile Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night. What's another word for thesaurus? Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet! Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail...A best friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn that was fun!' My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states. The spontanious rally will began at 1:45 If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isnt. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life! A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths The cops never find it as funny as you do. I cdnuolt blviee taht I cloud aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanig. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in wht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wohle. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil. Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile. If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile 92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile. (i did this and felt so stupid) If you have ever run into a door, C&P (They just randomly attack me!) If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro. If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, then copy this to your profile If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste! If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann -- Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN -- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabteh, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YUR PROFILE!! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!! I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (lol, Robert Pattinson) My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass. A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" or "Dang, we screwed up."
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days". Fast Food Freestyle
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle my nizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don't forget the FRIES... CRISPY!! You know you live in 2008 when...1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Random Quiz! 1) What are you doing right now? Relaxing before swim practice starts 2) Do you have a gun? Me with a gun haha funny, wait you were serious? 3) What was the last three things you bought? Gum, parachute cd, and hey monday cd 4) Whos your favorite family member? My cousin, we always do random stuff 5) Where are you right now? In your closet, jk. in the computer room 6) What are most afraid of? PEACOCKS!! 7) What was the last thing you ate? Waffles! 8) What is it like outside? A little bit dark cuz it looks like its going to rain 9) Do you get hyper? Me hyper, nnnaaaawwww. jk yeah, whats it to you? 10) Do you like to color? Sometimes, depends on what im coloring. I made blue meatballs at a restraunt with my friend 11) Name three things that your thinking right now! TUESDAY PRINCESS AND THE FROG COMES OUT! whens spring break??? so far away! uuuhhh, I'm thinking that i'm thinking of what you think I thunked (hahaha) 12) Whats on your shirt? Spider-man (my husband) 13) Where would you like to travel? Eroupe, they have a huge aquarium 14) Do you sing inthe shower? Yes, and im proud of it! 15) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Why is my alarm going off?!?! its saturday!!! 16) What song do you want to be played at your wedding? Cinderella by Steven Curtis Chapman (listen to this if you havent) 17) What song would you want to be played at your funeral? I like big butts, jk. i dont know! why am i dying soon? 18) Are you random? Yes, why yes i am. 19) What something that you want to do? Learn to play the guitar 20) What are you plan on doing in the future? Be a marine biologist or a comedian! These are things that happened to me with people around me and we crack up about (you have been warned): were going to watch prom night but my cousin need her hair cut 1st so... yea this is what happened as we waited by the tv
Linds(my cousin): your mom is going to cut my hair
Me: AH! Don't look at the tv! It shows some of the good parts in prom night!! *stands up and blocks tv*
Linds: Fine, I'll just go wait in the garage *gets off couch and goes out the door as I blocked the tv then I leave with her*
Me: Where did you get the chair from?? *linds is sitting in chair facing our food wall and I stand infront of her*
Linds: From the corner. Hey! You have rasins!! Can I see them?
Me: Sure... *Grabs box and holds it infront of her*
Linds: Can I hold them?
Me: No Way! These are my rasins! *sets them back on shelf*
Linds: Hey you have Chilli!!
Me: NNNNOOOOOO! Don't look at my chilli!! *blocks view from chilli*
Linds: Hey you have tomatos too!
Me: Really? *moves to the side and looks for tomatos*
Linds: HA! I SEE YOUR CHILLI!
Me: NNNNOOOOOO!! CURSES! My friend Dani and I were txting each other and some how this started
ME: I just finshed cleaning my room, you can actually see the floor!
Dani: Oh My Lanta!
ME: Who's Lanta?! Why don't I know them??
Dani: He's uh, my cousin.....
Me: Really? Does he live in Atlanta?
Dani: No montana Me and Dani a couple days later after Lanta
Me: So, hows Lanta?
Dani: Shes doing good
Me: She?! I thought Lanta was a guy!
Dani: What? No! She's been a she the whole time!
Me: ........Are you sure?
Dani: Not really.....
Me: So how is SHE likeing montana?
Dani: Oh, she lives in Maine now Me and my mom driving by resturants
Mom: T.G.I Fridays isn't busy
Me: Well duh, its not Friday
Mom: What?
Me: Its T.G. I. Friday, not T.G.I Sunday
Mom: Where did you come from?
Me: Neptune My cousin and I playing the old skool 007 on the nitendo 64
Linds: Can we do slap fights?
Me: Why? That takes forever to kill someone
Linds: Well its fun to slap you and I can actually win on this one
Me: How about we do golden gun? You can kill the person with just one shot
Linds: FFIIINNNEEEE... We start playing
Me: Ha! I got the golden gun!
Linds: You cheater! You knew where it was!!
Me: Pow Pow! Your dead! Linds person dies
Linds: Dang it! This toatlly sucks! How am I supposed to get it?
Me: You could distract me but that won't help you cuz I know now, and you have no fake tomatos! Ha!
Linds: Dang It! AAAHHH!! stop shooting!! Dang it died again! (lets just say I won that round) Dani and I watching Twilight at a park
Dani:I know what you are!
Me: Say it... Outloud
Dani: A mermaid!
Me: Damn... How'd you know? My cousin and I watching Twilight
Me: You know hes like a 107 year old virgin?
Linds: They said vampire virgin, how do you knwo he wasn't when he was human?
Me: HAHAHA I can see it now, 'Are youa virgin'
Linds: I'm a vampire virgin'
Me: 'Well how about when you were human?'
Linds: 'Uh, well, uh... not really' we wait a little later in the movie till their in the woods
Me: I know what you are
Linds: Say it... Say it out loud
Me: Virgin My cousin and I still watching twilight
Me: Hhhmmm, you brougt a snack
Linds: Grabs her candy bar
Me: What? Know he want to eat me??
Linds: NO! he wants my candy bar!! (we saw this on youtube! so funny!) My Cousin and I just talking
Me: Have you heard of this disease going around called 'normal'? I hope I don't get it! That would be really bad
Linds: I used to have that...I have scars now.
Me: Really? Can I see them?
Linds: Wha? No there to tragic
Me: Oh... whispers I have normal...
Linds: NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!
Me: touches her arm What?
Linds: AH! I'm going to have scars again! Lindsey and I watching scary movies
Me: EEEWWW! She just fell into a HUGE puddle of blood!
Linds: It looks like cranberry juice!
Me: Ew... Hey it does! Later on in the movie
Me: Why do the crazy people always live?
Linds: Cuz there crazy enough to survive
Me: Would that mean we'll live?
Linds:... Are you planning for us to be in a scary movie?
Me: Maybe... Or a princess movie! Linds and I eating outside with her sister (my other cousin) and her fiance
Jacylen (my cousin): Gez Linds, only you would have food around you and everybody else be clean
Linds: Well you know I'm not a very clean person!
Jacylen: Yea but even Tyler (her fiance) stayed clean... whispers wait, is that corn?
Linds: I heard that! grabs drink then laughs
Me: Ah! You got a drop of your juice on me!
Linds: HA! Now your not clean either!
Me: Cheater... Me and my friend ash talking about pets we want
Ash: I want a Unicorn!
Me: I saw one on the side of the road
Ash: What?!
Me: Uh...Nothing
Ash: I'll go save it and make it live and feed it and name it and make room for it in my room
Me: You know I never said it was dead
Ash: Oh, well I'll still take care of it
Me: What if it attacks you?
Ash: It won't attack me! How many Unicorn attacks do you see on the news?
Me: Uh... I want a bear!
Ash: AH! That will kill you!
Me: Not if I give it a cookie
Ash: It'll kill you when it wants another one!
Me: How about a polar bear?
Ash: Oh, thats fine! Thanks for reading! WHOO GO HYPERNESS!!

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