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If you happen to be looking for more stories to read, then I suggest a) Japanezegurl, b) Bloodsisters, c) sioux343, d) knd78, e) tashavamp, and f) EdwardBiteMePlz. They are sooo awsome! Especially EdwardBiteMePlz. best for last, right? ATTENTION: Hello everyone! I'm completely sorry that I have not been updating lately, and I want you to know that I am NOT discontinuing this story. I forgot to edit my bio and tell you that I was going on vacation, and then when I finally got to tell you I was back from said vacation, my computer monitor decided to die and go all ring-y on me. And what I mean by that is it made that strange buzzing noise and did the staticy thing. Like from the movie The Ring whenever the video that the dead girl made is done. It scared the crap out of me and sent me running into my little sister's room screaming. That is seriously punishment enough. But now we have a computer again *Yeah!* and I can start updating! Please don't be mad, and send me lots of reviews about the new chapters. Because, seriously, I have of 350 reads and only 18 reviews. I was about to cry when I saw it! Also: I've been working on a new story while I was waiting for the fourth chapter to get posted on here, and I came up with this really wierd story idea. Here it is, and please remember, these are just on stage: Not Titled Yet: Laila and Jeaniene are two extroadinary teens. Not only have they been frozen in time for the past 105 years, forever cursed to be 18, but they also happen to be ghost walkers, old legands told long ago to frighten children. Now, as they travel through La Push, Washington, their strange pull for all things unnatural has attracted the werewolves, as well as a few other strange creatures... Side Note: The characters Laila and Jeaniene have very strange eyes in this story. I found some pictures of eyes that matched their's perfectly. Jeaniene's is a face shot, and what I thought she would look like. Her hair is pulled back, remember this, she is not bald. To see her picture, either click on this link or type it in. Trust me, it is so worth it: http://69.90.174.250/photos/display_pic_with_logo/77213/77213,1168505023,5.jpg Laila's face is only of her eyes and forhead, and a little bit of hair. This is what I pictured her eyes would be like, and I think it is pretty cool. As on both girls, their hair color is the same as the girls in the picture. To see her picture, either click on this link or type it in. Trust me, it is so worth it: http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb115/dalesalynn/895523639_4e14c18391.jpg Help Me Believe: It's been nineteen years since Bella was killed by Victoria, and Edward's devastated, yet somehow still managing to go on with the help of his family. Then, Edward finds something amazing - a woman nearly exactly like Bella. A reincarnation. He's ecstatic...until Bella dies again, and again, and again each time he finds her reincarnated form. The year is now 2084, and Edward has just found Bella again. This time, he is determined to keep her alive... Please enjoy! Attention!: I have changed Demetri's name to Conrad. Demetri just seemed too...harsh...too Russian. Plus, i couldn't find any cude nicknames for him. Thus he becomes Conrad. Hottie extrodanaire. For those of you that do not know what he looks like, he's got straight, thick black hair that stops at his shoulders and topaz eyes. Also, a very masculine face. You know...strong, chiseled jaw, high cheekbones...so on. All of these are courtesy of BelloTopaOcchi, or, Beautiful Topaz Eyes. And, so you know, I have done most of the stupid things on here, so do not feel alone. 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No Matter What They Say... Teen 5/5 24 5 No 11662
A new vegetarian vampire, Demetri, comes to town to stay with the Cullens. This causes problems with the werewolves…although Leah doesn’t seem to mind.

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