Contradict

I didn't think I would ever like Twilight.
Now I do. I didn't think I would ever write about Twilight.
Now I do. Only about the silly stuff of course.

Stories Written (3)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
Malicious Mascara Teen 4.5/5 25 2 Yes 2148
Emmett finds mascara in the girls' bathroom. Can he outsmart it or will it outsmart him?
Atrocious Alarm Clock Teen 5/5 19 2 Yes 1425
Mike Newton won’t turn off his darn alarm clock. Can Emmett take care of it and still keep his sanity?
Cruel Computer Teen 5/5 13 3 Yes 2291
THIRD ONE IN SERIES. Only SiLlYnEsS. Emmett is being blackmailed but none other than a computer! One thing leads to another and he finds himself running for his life. Literally! Can he escape being mauled or will even more chaos ensue?

Series Written (1)

Title Rating Reviews Stories
The Not So Wonderful World Of Emmett 5/5 57 3
We all know is Emmett is strong, but intelligence seems to not be his strongest trait. Can he outsmart simple devices or will they outsmart him?