Hey there! This is Katie. I actually do not own a tweed sleeper, but that would be an awesome thing to if you want to give me one... = ) Ok, so about me. Er, I'm 15, and I'm unfortunately a sophomore this school year. I am incredibly pale, like a vampire. I don't sparkle in the sunlight, but I do give off a distinct glow. And I'm not joking either. I'm like a freaking kleenex. Um, I love funny stuff. I crack up all the time. Once in History I burst out laughing at nothing in the middle of class. It took me forever to calm down. I also tell lots of random stories. I go off on lots of tangents. I have about a bajillion stories floating around in my head...Er, I love Twilight. Jacob Black deserves to die a slow and painful death. Stupid dog. Well, no, actually. I like Jacob, as long as he's not in the way of Edward and Bella. Umm. Yes. I love Edward. He's just too perfect, and sometimes that gets on my nerves. Sorry Edward. Anyhoo, you can give me a ring or whatever at Just don't ask me where I live, because that is mucho weirdo. And creepy. So if you're not a stalker, then you're welcome to talk to me. Thanks to edward_stalker for being an incredible beta to all my stories! She's awesome.

Stories Written (4)

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His Melody Everyone 5/5 7 1 Yes 16
Just a little poem I wrote from Bella's POV during New Moon, right after Edward leaves her in the woods.
No Pruney Fingers Here Teen 4.5/5 89 8 No 6583
The Cullens and Bella decide to spend a day at the Forks Public Pool. Huzzah! Warning:THIS IS A CRACKFIC! If you don't like crackfics, don't read it. Post-Twilight, Pre-New Moon
my world Everyone 5/5 3 1 Yes 186
Sam's POV the day he meets Emily.
Awake Teen 5/5 14 2 No 2454
My version of Kim/Jared.

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