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Howdayy! My name is Ashley! I absolutely ADORE the name Prucilla. **WILL OWN THAT NAME ONE DAY** :DD And my AIM is 'fearmynumchucks'. So if anyone ever wants to talk or is just bored, IM me. xD This video made me and my friend Megan CRACK UP!! It's an interview of Robert Pattinson.. OMG! Watch his facial expressions!!! He goes from *SMILEY ROB* to *DISGUSTED ROB* in a matter of seconds! xD http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cv4Y5H3BJwM&feature=related Well. I am a firm believer in Jesus Christ and God. I'm Methodist. OHH! anddd. I can't seem to get enough of the twilight books. Didn't see that coming, did ya?! Ahh. Weeeeell.. I hope you read my stories, and I hope you like 'em. I'm not that good **at least I think so** I am a very bad writer. Hoping to change that, though. XD Some of the bands that I am absolutely in love with are **My Chemical Romance**, Fall Out Boy, We the Kings, Linkin Park, Mayday Parade, Cute is What We Aim For, and Seether :DD If you have any questions or ideas or something E-Mail mee. My E-Mail address is ashley_is_your_hoe@hotmail.com HA! dont ask... But just be sure to let me know that you emailed me because I hardly ever check it o.O.. When I grow up and have kids, these are the names I want: Girls: Prucilla, Shy, Krysta, or Bliss. Guys: Seth, Anthony, Eric, Michael, or Matt. I absolutely love those names for some reason. My favorite colors are black and orange. Therefore my favorite holiday is Halloween. :D My bestest friends name is Megan. I don't think I could live without her. She is ALWAYS there for me. Just as I am there for her. When we graduate High School, we want to go to Ireland :D! I absolutely ADORE this girl. She is the amazingly the bomb. She has an account on here. I absolutely love the name!! bloop_bloop!! LOL! :D I live in Georgia. It sucks. :DD I absolutely hate the heat, but I love with cold in the winter. It's amazing :D. Some of my favorite shows are InuYasha, Naruto, Bleach, Deathnote, and SpongeBob! As you can see, I'm really into anime. :D I would probably faint if i ever saw Gerard Way**lead singer of MCR** or Shaant Hacikyan**lead singer of Cute is What We Aim For** in person. XD Most of my not-so-good-friends like Sergio and Jordan are wierd stoners. But Keipris is probably my bestest guy friend. Alrighttt. Read my stories. Review them. 'Nough said. :D If you review my stories, I will give you a cupcake. >.>.. ANY FLAVOR! If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. 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It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both(and I'm looking at you Edward!) I don't obsess, I think intensely! If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile. If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care!;-) ) If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this. If you have Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse memorized, post this.If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. 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Stories Written (4)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
The Transformation. Everyone 4/5 5 1 Yes 725
I know, I know.... very original title, right?! I apologize for that. Number 1: This is my first story ever. Didn't feel like getting creative. Number 2: I was up all night proofreading. Enjoy :DD
Jasper's Obsession Everyone 4.5/5 11 1 Yes 563
Okay... So this idea just came to me and I think it's down-right hilarious. What if Jasper played World of Warcraft? You might think it's bad. I think it's got potential..Read it and leave your opinion?? :D. And if you play WOW and know everything about it, please don't complain to me.. I know that I know nothing about this game. My sister had to help me. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE review :DD???
Emmett's Pet Everyone 5/5 11 1 Yes 739
Weeeell... This is what I think were to happen if Emmett and Rosalie went pet searching. Enjoy. Review. Please?
Carlisle goes to Destiny Island Everyone 3.5/5 3 1 Yes 589
PAHAHAHA. The title basically explains itself. Carlisle gets teleported to Kingdom Hearts. NOTE: If you are a Sora fan, think before you read.. He get's burned by Carlisle. I, personally, am a Sora fan, but it was just so much funnier this way.

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