alice_23

HELLO! I NEED SOME HELP WITH MY STORY, MY BRONZE HAIRED ANGEL. I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN WRIGHT ME A SHORT BREIF CHAPTER OF WHAT THEY THINK SHOULD HAPPEN, IF I LIKE IT, I'LL RE-WRITE IT AND POST IT. I REALLY NEED THE HELP AND THIS WOULD HELP ME ALOT! AND I WOULD BE ABLE TO INCLUDE YOU GUYS' OPINION. IF YOU HAVE AN IDEA E-MAIL ME ANT skangaroo08@aol.com ! THANKS FOR READING!!! **************************************************************** All stories are true, some just never happened. Being insane has never stopped me before. When people don't laugh at our jokes, i don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing, but more like a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing. There are few things, apparently, more helpful to a writer than once having been a weird little kid. Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. The fastest way to suceed is to look as if you're playing someone else's rules while quietly playing your own. Never be afraid to try something new. remember; amatuers built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not gonna answer. I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong. I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday. You say I'm not cool. I'm good with that. Cool is a similiar form of cold. And if you're not cold, you're hot. I know i'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. A black cat crossing your path signifies the cat is going somewhere. Love is when you walk all the way across the classroom to sharpen your pencil in order to see him then realize your pencil is a mechanical one. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the Internet, copy this to your profileIf you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. A good friend picks you up when you fall,a best friend picks you up and then trips you again." A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..." Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls if you hate it that Elmo talks in third-person but then you talk in third person your self , c&p this to your profile. (heheh) Elmo loves crayons, goldfish, and thats about it. yeah! random sparkly vampires! If you ever put glitter on your skin then went into the sunlight and shouted "LOOK I'M A VAMPIRE!!" copy this to your profile. RANDOM! what? nothing. oh. if you talk to your self c&P this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you think Stephanie Meyer is one of the best writers in existence, copy this into your profile. If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile. If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile! Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this. You're laughing at me now because your older than me by mere months... but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? ;-) Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs (except Edward Cullen of course!!) Come over to the good side, we have Edward Cullen and chocolate! Huh... It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both(and I'm looking at you Edward!) I don't obsess, I think intensely! If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile. If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care!;-) ) If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this. If you have Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse memorized, post this.If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you love reading Twilight fanfiction copy and past this to your profile. If you want Bella and Edward to get married copy and past this to your profile. If you want Jacob to just grow up and imprint already copy and past this to your profile. (no offense to Jacob lovers) If you loved Harry Potter at first but once you read Twilight you fell in love with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and past this to your profile. If you spend your free time making your own Twilight 'if you evers' and 'you know your obsessed when' then copy and past this to your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile. If you completely got over your Harry Potter obsession when you read Twilight, copy and paste this on your program If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. (I didn't exactly cry...I screamed NO EDWARD! YOU CAN'T LEAVE! If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.—Not only my feet, but I’ve tripped over nothing too. (Why must I be as clumsy as Bella?) If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile! If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever been hit in the face with a broomstick (on accident, of course!), copy and paste this into your profile! Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. :P If you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. XD If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the STUPID CAPS LOCK!) XP If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (as long as I'm not stuck in the middle of it without an umbrella) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you regret you have a soul because Edward thinks vampires don't have souls and you want to be a vampire, copy and paste this in your profile. If (even though you never thought this was possible)you thought Edward was wrong because vampires DO have souls, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wanna see something cool click alt+F4 If you fell for that I laugh at chu. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you believe that you have way to many copy and paste articles on your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Some people don't like random people. If you feel like hitting those people in the head and telling them their wrong, paste this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (twilight caused it...) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile -.- If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever picked up a glass of water, and thinking it was barely full, totally tipped your head backwards and spilled it all over yourself then choked on it, copy this into your profile. If you ever laughed at something, and inhaled cheese, copy this into your profile. (I have. PM me for the story. :) ) If you ever laughed at something that wasn't really funny, and then choked on your soda and disruppted the whole theater because you started choking and couldn't breathe because you were laughing at yourself choking on the soda, causing everyone else to laugh at your dire situation instead of the movie, c&p (I have a feeling I stand alone here.....) If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder if you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! If when ever you see the name Edward or anything close to Edward you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get that you don’t want. Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown If when ever you see the name Cullen or anything close to Cullen you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you. If Every time at twilight you say 'It's twilight, it's the safest time for us' Copy this into your profile When every you see an apple you think of twilight copy this into you profile When I'm a mother, a long time from now, and my children asks why there is thunder..... I will not tell them god is bowling, but that vampires are playing baseball...... My children will be reassured because by then I will have taught them to love vampires. If you pledge to tell them this, copy this into your profile. If you walk around you house talking to your self about something that happened in one of the twilight books Copy this into your profile If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&P If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you see any other name from the Twilight Series you start to giggle uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile.If you are in LOVE with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and past this to your profile.If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&PIf you think the Cullen's should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your ProfileIf you spit every time you hear vile Mike Newton's name, copy and paste this into your profileIf you mistake pale people at your school as vampires, copy and past this to your profile.If you are making up your own Twilight "If You"s then copy and past this to your profile.While reading Twilight you grabbed a dictionary and looked up the word Ostentatious and now you use it in every sentence even if it doesn't sense.If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers "If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." --Sam Levenson I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown If you were ever being immature and playing marco polo with your friends at a water park in the kiddie pool, and accidentaly grabbed a small child instead of your friend, causing the child to start screaming, c&P (I did it yesterday.....oops) I reccomend to read this profile, even if it takes hours. :) http://www.fanfiction.net/~ilovethetwilightseries Copy and PastesTry Not To CryMommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...
Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you.
Before you do anything at all, stop, read, and email this to your friends. I really could care less if you hate chain mail (i do) but this is sad- for me, anyways.________________________________________
Goodbye
I went to a birthday party,
But I remembered what you said
You told me not to drink at all,
So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't chose to drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should
I knew I made a healthy choice and
And your advice to me was right
As the party Finlay ended,
And the kids drove out of site.
I got into my own car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming,
Something i expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement.
I can hear the Policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood was all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
That I would have to die.
So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell my sister not to be afraid,
Tell Daddy to be brave,
And when i go to Heaven,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his Mom and Dad had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me, Mom,
As i lay here and die,
But now all i have to say is,
I love you, and Goodbye __________________________________________________
My name is Chris.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.
If you think child abuse is wrong and needs to stop, copy and paste this into your profile.Slow Dance
This is a poem
written by a teenager with cancer.
She wants to see how many
people get her poem.
It is quite the poem. Please pass it on.
This
poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a
New York
Hospital .
It was sent
by
a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement
AFTER THE POEM. SLOW DANCE
Have you ever
watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to
the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a
butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading
night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so
fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last. Do you run through each day
On the
fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the
reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your
bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through
your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so
fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last. Ever told your child,
We'll do it
tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see
his
sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good
friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call
and say,"Hi"
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance
so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last. When you run so fast to get somewhere
You
miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry
through your day,
It is like an unopened gift... Thrown away. Life is not a
race.
Do take it slower
Hear the
music
Before the song is over.--
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you! Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! Try Reading This: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinerytisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read this copy and paste it into your profile! I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson" For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when your evil, malicious best friend/cousin comes to visit for two weeks from across the country and gets you completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to a totally awesome book about vampires that you never thought you would like! (yup that's me) Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too. Crazy is when you bite your friends shoulder because you are bored. Crazy is when you you convince your self your a mythical creature and try to make other be leave the same. Crazy is when your convinced there are vampires at your school and you think everyone of them can read your mind. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is completly obsessing over Twilight and reading the books over and over again until something in your brain snaps and starting with every little thing reminding you of Twilight and slowly spreading to EVERYTHING. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names.Crazy is when you can see yourself doing everything on this list. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?
Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?
Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
Why do people say ,"you can't have your cake and eat it too" when no one would have a cake if they can't eat it?
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? uhhh...did I mention that I am obsessed with the Twilight series?So obsessed that my parents think I need help?Is there such thing as over obsessed?I think not!I love Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. oh sorry. Does it bother you that I'm in love with a fictional VAMPIRE? --I saw that on an icon and thought it was funny.A FEW RANDOM FUNNY SENTENCES THAT I LOVE:
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." "People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door." Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT! Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Tell the truth and run. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? "When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own lemonade" You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Don't mess with me I've got a stick I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." "Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real." "I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not." "Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?" "What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy." "A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'"
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile. If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :) If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile. If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile. If you suck at video games copy this into your profile. If you think brunettes rock, copy this in your profile. If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you totally messed up a story, or made it boring on the first chapter, in fanfiction, copy and paste this in your profile. If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'if you think's copy this to your profile already! If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. if you like poptarts copy and paste this into your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Stories Written (20)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
Approval Everyone 4.5/5 22 1 Yes 2070
DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BREAKING DAWN! MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
Halloween Everyone 5/5 13 1 Yes 990
Emmett decides to go trick-or-treating. I know... what could happen right?
The Bet Everyone 5/5 17 1 Yes 1144
Alice and Emmett take a bet: Who will find the funniest video of ther family members?. Who will win? WARNING: THERE WILL BE SOME SERIOUS VAMP SECRETE EXPOSING.
Death Bed Everyone 5/5 13 1 Yes 3426
This is when Edward and Bella are dieing of the spanish influenza. Even on there deathbed people fall in love!
Daddy and Me Everyone 5/5 16 1 Yes 1395
WARNING: IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BREAKING DAWN, DON'T READ THIS STORY OR THE REST OF THE SUMMARY. Edward and Renesme moments. renesme's pov
Imprinting Everyone 4.5/5 2 1 Yes 2340
WARNING: DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BREAKING DAWN
Dancing with Daddy Everyone 5/5 11 1 Yes 990
Breaking Dawn SPOILERS
you can do better than me Everyone 5/5 6 2 Yes 688
this is just a poem i wrote in language arts
Cookies Everyone 5/5 11 1 Yes 927
Knock knock knock. those wher the 3 little sounds before charlie goes insane. please read. better than it sounds. r&r
Lullaby for a Stormy Night Everyone 5/5 7 1 Yes 1114
I have done a few daddy/daughter moments so I did a mommy/daughter moment. Renesme is scared during a thunder storm
Playing in the moonlight Everyone 5/5 12 6 No 7000
Nessie? Nessie...are you out here?" I was terrified. Though my footsteps were quiet I felt as though they were making loud thuds. "I'm right here, mother," she whispered. I immediatley spun around to face her. She was gorgeous as the moonlight shined down
Beauty and the Beast Everyone 0/5 8 1 Yes 908
And like all little girls, none could
resist the magical world of Disney. Contains BD spoilers
phone calls Teen 5/5 28 2 Yes 865
8 years after breaking dawn. Just random hiliarious phone calls between
Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage
Bella Everyone 4.5/5 24 3 No 2848
This is when the Cullen's find bella when she's little. I am going to have to repost this sorry. I am going to take this one down and post it as Bella.. It just will have something different in it.
my little girl Everyone 4/5 7 1 Yes 586
daddy daughter moments
From: Nessie To: Jasper Everyone 4.5/5 14 1 Yes 1511
Alittle gift for Nessie to her Uncle Jasper. WARNING: BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS
My Bronze Haired Angel Teen 5/5 157 19 No 20733
HEY! EVERY ONE! I HAVE A DELIMA. SHOULD I PUT THIS ON HOLD??? OR GET HELP FROM YOU GUYS. IF YOU WANT TO HELP ME, SEE MY PROFILE FOR DETAILS IF YOU WANT ME TO HAVE THIS ON HOLD THEN E-MAIL ME AT skangaroo08@aol.com THANKS FOR YOUR TIME!!
CINDERELLA Everyone 5/5 10 1 Yes 1074
BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS EDWARD'S P.O.V.
Travelin Soldier Everyone 5/5 4 1 Yes 975
Song Fic of Alice and Jasper. Song- Travelin Soldier, by the Dixie Chicks I OWN NOTHING!
Human Everyone 5/5 7 1 No 816
So Edward said that if he could be human for Bella, then he would do it, right?

Series Written (1)

Title Rating Reviews Stories
Jalice Fics 0/5 0 0
Stories about my absolute favorite couple, Alice and Jasper!