My real-life name is Caleb Hall, but I have been called other names (Yes, you, Pastor Bill!) I only ever read the first three Twilight books once, and never red Breaking Dawn, so sorry if my knowledge is limited. The books I read the most are written by Karen Hancock, Stephen R. Lawhead, Timothy Zahn, Donita K. Paul, and a few others. Video Games, reading, eating and sleeping take up most of my free time. Most of my stories here are gonna be spoofs, crossovers, or goofiness. :-) I get a lot of my help from my dad, Ghostwriter71 and my sister, black_rose_heartache something-or-other, I can never remember. And I'm not single, I have the most awesome girlfriend in the world right now, so yeah :P XD

Stories Written (5)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
Jake, The Mighty Werewolf. Everyone 4.5/5 6 1 Yes 304
Jacob helps Bella get her life backon the line when sparkle-boy leaves her, but gets crud back.
Thunder and Twi-lightning Teen 5/5 4 4 No 5154
A pair of Treasure hunters let loose a group of ancient creatures.

Volterra is destroyed by unknown forces.

A secret police unit from Chicago arrives to investigate a string of murders . . .

And to top it all of, three certain killers arrive at the Cullens.

What else could go wrong?
Jake's Lament Everyone 0/5 1 1 Yes 206
What Jacob what probably thinking when Bella dumped him for sparkle-boy.
The Coven That Knew too Little Everyone 5/5 1 1 No 1864
When an odd new coven that has weird conditions shows up in Forks that's on the run from a group that makes the Volturi look like pushovers, anything can happen.
Heroin Dealer Everyone 5/5 3 1 Yes 569
An anonymous person contacted the Seattle Police Department informing them of Edwards "Drug Abuse." What will happen to him?

Series Written (1)

Title Rating Reviews Stories
Thunder and Twi-lightning 5/5 4 1
This is an big crossover, with well known characters from X-Men, Tomb Raider, and several horror movies, and a bunch of lesser know characters from the movie Tremors and the TV show Special Unit 2