Blonde Bella

Hi, I'm blondie. I love writing, and I love showing it off. My one goal in fanfiction is to write stories that have never been written before. I'm finally getting back into it after a crazy school year. Most of what I write is short, and focuses in on a short period of time. I have high standards. If I don't like your story, I'll tell you. I do try to give some specifics/constructive criticism. Most AU's are very repetitive to me, Edward is not going to leave again, Bella doesn't leave him for Jacob, etc. If you're going to write one of those, it had better be good. Other turn offs are Cullen karaoke (with exceptions), movie night, Edward having an obsession with Buffy...most of these are so completely out there that it lacks humor, so if you're just getting started with writing, I wouldn't recommend starting with that. Other tips: Get a beta, especially at first so you can tune your writing skills and grammar. Try to write something that hasn't been written before, at least not a thousand million times :) If you wrote it once and looking back, you don't like the writing but do like the premise, take another swing at it. Put stories that you can't find energy to continue on hold, and write whatever pops into you head. Don't rely on reviews, and look through the top tens on the site for things to read (reading helps improve your writing). Those authors are on there for a reason. Anyhoo... I love writing, but I have a very short attention span when it comes to stories. I'll get really, really excited and spend a lot of time working on it, and then I'll get sick of it. No matter what, it will take me a while to finish a story. I have several stories in the works right now, and there is no telling when they will be finished. Titles are subject to change. "Rays of Hidden Sunshine" Laurent meets Irina--One Shot "The Bells" The several weddings of Rosalie and Emmett. Chaptered (Collection of flash fics. On hold) "Sheer Confidence" Lauren's story (Long, and in the process of being written.) "Third wheel" Embry hasn't been bitten by the imprinting bug yet. These are all tentative ideas, and sticking to a plan is not my forte. Also, more stories are likely to pop up (One shots), because some ideas just get into my head and won't leave me alone! Look for these! My favorite stories (Out of what I've written): a flash of red Edward and the Furbies (Achh!!!!) Epiphany Lost Drop of Hope Spring Fling The Trigger Check these out! While I am a big fan of the Twilight series, I prefer Harry Potter, simply because it is better writing, with more to it than just the plot and characters. I believe that, of the two, Harry Potter is the series that will still be read 100 years or more from now. However, I write Twilight fanfiction, and I do not write Harry Potter, so there's something for Twilight! Of all the Twilight books, Breaking Dawn is my favorite, then Twilight, Eclipse, and New Moon. While I only thought it was okay (and very frustrating) the first time, going through the second time you notice more wit, more plot, and a very good writing style. Stephenie Meyer has matured as an author throughout the books. If you didn't like it, try reading it a second time, and then state your opinion. And please, don't flame here--it's a FANfiction site. Well, that's all I have to say. Like any author I appreciate reviews. peace :) -Blonde Bella

Stories Written (20)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
The transformation Adult 3.4/5 28 3 Yes 3478
Bella's transformation, as seen from her and Edward. This is my first Fanfic attempt, and constructive criticism is very much appreciated.
Eternally Awake Adult 3.5/5 161 14 Yes 12815
I was a vampire now... Why couldn't my life just balance out? Bella has just endured her transformation, and she is excited about begining her eternity with Edward. However, fate seems to be against her happiness. Everything that was supposed to be fixed only seems to be intensified. Is there a way for her to get what she wants and keep everything she left behind safe, too?
Marcus the Marriage Man Adult 3.7/5 9 1 Yes 560
Marcus the marriage counselor. Still being edited.
My bologna has a first name... Everyone 3.3/5 32 1 Yes 513
The title will make sense, believe me. This was just a goofy one-shot idea that popped into my head. Enjoy!
Far Away Everyone 5/5 50 8 No 7169
Bella was about to jump to her death. My Bella. I had caused her all this pain and hurt in attempt to save her. I couldn't do anything right. All I could hope was that I wouldn't be too late. I couldn't be too late. I am taking an official break from this story. I might finish it eventually, but no guarantees. I am currently working on a re-write of this story--See author's note (Chapter 8) for details.
Choices Everyone 3.3/5 6 1 Yes 12
A poem (I've never done Twilight poetry before) about all the decisions Bella must make.
What I'd Done Adult 3.4/5 7 1 Yes 536
She never understood why he was wasting his time on that stupid little girl, but it came back to hurt her. She still couldn't understand, but she whole-heartedly regreted that phone call. Formerly titled "Regrets"
Protezione Everyone 3.6/5 17 2 No 1715
I could feel it in the air; this was not a good vision. My eyes flickered from Edward to Alice to Bella, and I unsuccessfully tried to comprehend what was going on. “Alice?” Esme questioned nervously. We all know how Bella felt and what she thought during the hunt, and we can have pretty good idea of what Edward thought. But one of the most complex characters, one whom can get a frame of what may be going on in a person's mind but not details, one whom struggles to maintain his thirst sometimes is very thoroughly ignored. And he has plenty to say.
Dress Up Munchies Everyone 5/5 17 1 Yes 507
My entry for the cupcake challenge. Alice and Bella, locked in a bathroom together...
Concerned Everyone 4.5/5 7 1 Yes 1
It had been three months since he left, left her heartbroken, and she was still far from over it. After yet another breakdown, a friend is extremely worried.
The Trigger Everyone 3.3/5 11 1 Yes 759
A single shot goes off, and, though she doesn't know it yet, her life is about to change for eternity. One-Shot.
Rosalie's Regrets Everyone 5/5 5 1 Yes 1
She felt bad about it, all the way to her core.
Edward and the Furbies Everyone 4.5/5 42 1 Yes 552
Ah, the 90's...
Redeem Everyone 5/5 6 2 No 1333
"Far Away" version 2. He made a mistake. Now he has to fix it.
Spring Fling Everyone 5/5 8 1 Yes 1985
It was her night, and it was perfect. Story of the Spring Fling Dance, Junior Year.
Epiphany Everyone 4.2/5 6 1 Yes 504
Mike reflects on himself and Bella, and realizes that the reason he hasn't moved on is because he hasn't wanted to. One-Shot
Lost Drop of Hope Everyone 0/5 1 1 Yes 536
To Jacob, Bella is hope. New Moon AU, One-Shot
a flash of red Everyone 5/5 13 1 Yes 1652
New Moon AU. Victoria gets her revenge, and it's sweet like freesia.
Reminders Everyone 5/5 1 1 No 240
Vampires really aren't that easily distracted (Drabble).
Sheer Confidence Teen 5/5 3 1 Yes 1396
The life and times of Lauren Mallory.

Series Written (1)

Title Rating Reviews Stories
For better or for worse 3.4/5 189 2
From Bella's Transformation on.