this is me "] quite an old photo. But i always get told how i look like Jessica Stanley in this pic ha
BTW: For those of you who might be confused "] those are my smileys hehe unique I LOVE THIS PICTURE "] About me... well My name is Courtney I'm 18 I am crazii, and similar to Bella on many ways. The first time I read Twilight I was like "No way this is totally like my twin right here" Gravity is my worst enemy, and I have scars to remember it. wooo :/ I am 172% addicted to Twilight. But who isn't :] It was very hard for me to read alot of books after twilight. I caught myself several times mentally comparing it to Twilight. And since nothing compares, i havent read alot in a while. :[ I dont put disclaimers in my stories BECAUSEEEE there is a web disclaimer at the bottom of the screen :] Im team Edward all the way. But when it comes to writing stories i have made myself go easy on Jacob. Just because he annoys me does't mean he annoys everyone else. So I wasnt able to up stories very often BUT I got a laptop for Christmas. So Ican update anytime. I want to know what you honestly think of my stories. If you like them ...tell me. If you think i'm the most pathetic excuse of a person with a keyboard tell me. Review anything. I dont care if you tell me what color socks you are wearing. REVIEW BUT my chapters also depend on REVIEWS If you don't read & review. I don't update. That's how it works :]
I stole this from one of my readers on fanfiction.com :] Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?) Wait, whose body? On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation.. On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one... On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.) (Note that almost everything above is AMERICAN) YOU'RE NO EDWARD CULLEN "] My and some of my friends use to compare other guys to Edward after reading Twilight. Just some stuff we came up with Just because it?s in Stephenie Meyer?s book doesn?t mean it?s real. Even though we wish?.and hope?.and pray?..nope nothing :[ Examples. 1. You can?t outrun a car with your ?supavampiyahspeed?. I don?t care how fast you think you can run a car can outrun you. 2. Don?t ?Cullen out? your car. Your ancient car wasn?t built to exceed those numbers. It just scares us and you. 3. You are not strong enough to stop a moving van. Hint: Do not attempt. 4. You can?t read my mind. I don?t care how long you concentrate. That face only makes you look constipated. 5. Mountain Lion it not your favorite food. Stop pretending you like it. You?ve never even seen one. 6. Even if you are super pale, getting topaz contacts will not turn you into a vampire. Stop trying. 7. In the real world people don?t get away with grand theft auto. I don?t recommend it. 8. Werewolves are not out to get you. Neither are the Volturi. Trying to make me believe so will not make me want to run away with you. 9. Don?t pretend you want my blood. It?s not hot. Just weird. 10.You do age. You are mortal. No matter how much you don?t want to be. Deal with it. 11. Trying to sneak through my window is not a smart idea. If you don?t die in the process. I will call the police. 12. You don?t shimmer in the sun. You don?t shimmer at all. And no I won?t use my ?imagination?. 13.Your skin is not hard as granite. Knifes and saws will penetrate your skin. You will bleed. 14. You can?t ?dazzle? me. Don?t stare at me hours on end. It only makes me want a restraining order. 15. Black contacts are not sexy. And no they don?t make you look ?dangerous? 16. You do need sleep. I do recommend it. Sleep deprivation is ugly. 17. Vampires aren?t real. There is no Edward Cullen, so you aren?t him. We have accepted that. You should too. GoodFriend;BestFriend Good Friend - Will help you up when you trip. Best friend - will walk past laughing and say "walk much?". Good Friend - Won't take food from you house. Best Friend - Is the reason you have no food. Good friend - Will bail you out of jail. Best Friend - Will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "Damn we fucked up. LETS DO IT AGAIN". Good Friend - Will share their unbrella with you when it's raining. Best Friend - Will snatch away yours and scream "Run -Bitch- run". Good Friend - Will comfort you when you get dumped. Best Friend - Will call him up and whisper "...seven days..." Good Friend - will sit by the pool with you at your time of the month. Best Friend - will throw you a tampon and push you in. Good Friend - will stay with you while you are upset. Best Friend - Already has a shovel ready to bury the fool who made you upset. Good Friend - knows you pretty well. Best Friend - Could write an entire book about you with direct quotes. Good Friend - Calls your parents Mister and Misses. Best Friend - Calls your parents mom and dad and shows up at family get-togethers. Good Friend - Will call you to ask if your up yet. Best Friend - Will walk through your door, and pull you out of your bed. Good Friend - Will knock on your door once they have arrived. Best Friend - Will walk through the door and yell "I'm home". Good Friend - Is careful what they say in front of you to spare your feelings. Best Friend - Will slap you for wearing those things together. Good Friend - asks you for your number. Best Friend - has your number in their fave 5 Good Friend - Will find time for you in their busy schedule. Best Friend - Will never see their schedule when you need them. Good Friend - Will help you move. Best Friend - will help you move the bodies. Good Friend - Will comfort you when you've been rejected Best Friend - will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it" Good Friend - will clothe you when you are naked. Best Friend - will strip down with you. Good Friend - Might leave you behind if it's what the crowd is doing. Best Friend - Will kick the entire crowds ass that left you. Good Friend - Will take away your drink when you've had enough. Best Friend - Will watch you stumbling over your feet, and say "Drink up. You know we don't waste that" Good Friend - Will walk away when a cute guy approaches you. Best Friend - will hit you in the back of the head and say "don't say anything stupid". STORIES I RECOMMEND "] : 1. The Sunshine train by Alyss in Wonderland (Its a Jasper/Alice, and freaking AH-MAY-ZINGG) "] 2. LOST by edwardsoul (One of those 'if Edward never came back') 3. My Dream is you by Savannah_Cullen (Edward stopped Bella from jumping) "] 4.The Twist of Fate series by Savannah_Cullen (Well shes just throwing stories out left and right) "] 5. Shooting Star by R3M3MB3R M3 (It has a nice little Volturi twist) hehe "] 6. Grim Reaper's Release by chadley (there is a lot of tension. I love this story) 7. Choices by LeesaM (It is sad, but also very good) 8. Elsewhere by Within Temptation (a crossover, but very interesting) "] Those are some of my favorites I recommend you read them they are really amazing "] A FEW THINGS ABOUT ME "] : . My favorite vamp is JASPER (i love me some Jasper) . My hairs [like C.J.s] is dark brown with red in it (I love my hair so i gave it to her) . My favorite book out of the series is New Moon (Not really sure why) . I have a teddy bear named Jasper haha (no comment) . I already have the Twilight movie (Lets just say I have connections) "] . I am a proud aunt "] as of November 4 '08 . I fell in love with Edward Cullen in 2005 So poor me had to wait for the books to come out. So sad "[ . I got addicted to Twilight after my best friend forced me to read it . My bestie lives four hours away *tear* . I was once engaged (Lets just say he was no Edward Cullen) . I would like to throw my sidekick into the middle of a busy interstate (thats about how much i like it) . I ONLY wear blue jeans; its irritating to wear anything else . I wil marry Steven Strait one day....he just doesn't know it yet hehe "] . I am addicted to Katy Perry "] she is freakin awesome . I have about 19 stories ive started but never finished (see what writers block can do to you) XP . I am in love with someone who doesn't even know "[ (depressing) . . I have read the series several times Twilight: 17 New moon: 29 Eclipse: 11 Breaking Dawn: 4 . I can't STAND cotton. I don't now why. I just can't touch it. No not like shirts. Like cotton balls, and those things they make you pull out before you take medicine. Ugh meanies. My mom has that problem. I guess it finally rubbed off on me XP . I have an unhealthy fear of heights. Seriously unhealthy. I had the displeasure of discovering that when I was at the top of a huge boulder, and learned what 'rappelling' was. Mean cadres XP . Music is my outlet to EVERYTHING . Thats all I can say without getting personal
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She lost her meaning for life.
Everything has gone so wrong in her life, lately.
When she meets the Cullens can they help her find a meaning to live, and even a family?
Or will she find love in all the wrong places? I have a majority of this story writtenthe more reviews I get the faster the next chapters will go up :]
“Edward, what did Alice see?” she asked, like she didn’t even want to know the answer.
I don’t think I really wanted to know either.
The whole room, including me went into shock at the sound of one word.
“Wolves” he whispered.
Banner made by yours truly "] (that would be me)
ATTENTION: I am very excited to announce that i am done with this story "]
as soon as it is all posted i will be up in the 10 longest stories
Anyhoo I am starting the sequel
It's called 'Healing a Dead Heart'
the only way you will get it is if you REVIEW
Edward never came back.
Bella has tried her best to go on, by settling with someone.
She knows she can never love with what she was once capable of.
But when disaster strikes who is it that is capable of putting her back together again?
Chapter 5 is UP
no need to fret guys
I have a beta; the search is over YAY
The AH-MAY-ZINGG Alyss in Wonderland
has temporarily released me from writers block by being my co-writer "]
Let just say this story just got a whole lot more unpredictable
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