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Well, wow. I've never had to write a biography about myself. I feel so special! Anyway, so here is my life story!: Age: 16 Location: If I told you, I'd have to kill you! Name: Kay If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profileIf you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profileIf you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profileWeird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. 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If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.Quotes A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
-A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
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Stories Written (2)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
New Life, New World Teen 5/5 203 22 Yes 30837
We've all heard it before, Edward leaves, Bella gets changed into a vampire, and after years, she meets Edward again. But what if this time there's a twist?
A Different Beginning Teen 4.5/5 155 5 No 6148
Have you ever said 'what if' in your life? Well, I know I have. In New Moon, what if Jasper had gotten to Bella?

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