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Hey hey! I HAVE MOVED TO FANFICTION.NET. I WILL NO LONGER BE POSTING TWILIGHT FANFICTION, BUT AM WORKING ON GLEE, HARRY POTTER, AND WILL CONTINUE MY TWILIGHT-HUNGER GAMES CROSSOVER, AND POSSIBLY MORE SHOWS/BOOKS INT HE FUTURE. NEW PEN NAME - LITTLEMISSALYSSA. THANKS GUYS, PLEASE CONTINUE READING :) I do make banners. Contact me! 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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (Heehee *pokes* "Ow stop it!" *pokes*) If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (*cough cough* Freddie, Grady. We actually pushed Grady out onto the road once.) If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile. (It's already taken over all the girls in Grade 8 french Immersion. And some of the guys too... Aksel ♥s Bella.) Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (Boo-ya! Nerdfighters RULE.) If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile. (It sucks. I'm stuck on this story of mine called Charmed. Haven't touched it since October (Although that might have something to do with the fact I discovered my much-loved fanfiction)) If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Jasper! *drools*) If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. (Lalala... Draco and Harry sitting in a treeeeeee. AUUUUUGH NO!!!!) If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your bio! (Many, many, doors. And walls. And stairs LOVE to make me fall.) If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile (*twitches* Heh-heh... LALALALA!!! What are you looking at?) If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile. (Parent: What was that? Me: Huh? Oh nothing. Just talking to myself. Parent: *shakes head and walks away*.) If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Ow! Stupid invisible squirrel.) Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (Take that all you sane losers!) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile! (Heh heh. How many of you have heard my rants?) If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (HAHAHAHAHAHA *bounces* And I haven't even had my caffeine yet!) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (*teehee*) If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. (Alssa Alyza Alyssa *thumbs up*) If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Me: Hey cool, the sky looks PURPLE! Steph: ??? Some people don't like random people. If you feel like hitting those people in the head and telling them their wrong, paste this into your profile. (I just like excuses to hit people on the head. Muahahaha.) If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Well, maybe only I do. And my brother. And my mom. And Stephanie. And Kelsey. And Christina. But that's it! I swear! *crosses fingers*) If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (Awww, shucks. Seth you say the sweetest things.) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Inklight anyone?) If whenever you see an apple you think of Twilight copy this into you profile. (Well not me. My little brother. I'll show him an apple and he'll run away screaming. It's hilarious.) If whenever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. (Every time I hear someone talking about Twilight I want to jump up and hug and squeal and ask "Team Edward or Jacob?" If they say Jasper, I faint.) If you see any other name from the Twilight Series you start to giggle uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile. (We were driving home and passed King Edward st. and I started laughing. My mom and brother thought I was insane.) If you think the Cullen's should have their own theme music, copy this to your Profile. (Hell ya! Something EPIC!) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (Camp town races sing this song, doo-da, doo-da. What are you staring at?) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile. (Hey mom, how old am I?) If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. (Oh, oh, oh! Amazing story for this! So we were in New York, and we were waiting for the light to change to cross the street. And I saw a "Breaking Dawn Midnight Release Party" sign in the Borders window, and I stopped to stare and squeal inside. Well the light changed and my mom and all her friends crossed and didn't notice I was still standing there, noticing nothing but the Breaking Dawn sign. So I almost got left behind in New York. Oops.) If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. (Oooooh, another good one. I was at my friends party, and I was sitting on a chair on the porch, but the chair was really close to the edge, so the chair tipped over and me and the chair fell over backwards. In a dress. Not so pretty.) 98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. (My brother is allergic to gluten, so i will devour anything that contains wheat. Mmmm...) If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Usually daydreaming about meeting the Culllens. Or someone else from a book (Magnus Bane!). Usually Alice and Jasper and Seth though.) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (Lots. Ask anyone.) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (I'd like to take a sledgehammer and bash their perfect little skulls in. Muahaha. Wait, don't be frightened! Come back!) If you are absolutely obsessed with vampires now that you have read Twilight and all the other books, copy and paste this onto your profile. (My mom thinks I have problems, and it's just a phase. NEVER! (Hey PHASE! Get it? hahahaha. No? Sorry, just me and my warped sense of twi-humour.) If you are over-protective of your Twilight books and slap anyone across the nose if they even glance at those books, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I just got the DVD today, and hugged it to my chest all the way home from Costco. It's hidden in a cupboard, safe from my little' bro's destructive little hands (in all the Scholastic orders, he drew mustaches and eyepatches on Edward)) If you’ve ever ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile. (And down the up. So much fun!) If you have ever ran from Fictional characters that are inside your head copy to profile. (I hide from Victoria under the covers and yell for Jasper and Seth to come save me.) ( ) ( )
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This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (Yes!!! Go Bunny!) If you ever put glitter on your skin then went into the sunlight and shouted "LOOK I'M A VAMPIRE!!" copy this to your profile. (I was using glitter glue to make this sign for French, and after I showed everybody my glittery skin very proudly.) If you believe your own JASPER WHITLOCK HALE is out there somewhere, copy and paste this into your bio!!! (He's out there, and his name is Seth Clearwater. AND NO WOLFKILLER CAN KEEP ME AWAY FROM HIM!!! TAKE THAT STEPH!!!) If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy this into your profile. (Many many times. I'm very stupid for someone who's supposed to be "Gifted") If you loved Harry Potter at first but once you read Twilight you fell in love with JASPER WHITLOCK HALE!!! copy and past this to your profile. (Yay Jasper!) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (Who needs to learn Math? That's why people invented calculators.) If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character JASPER!!! from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why does everyone love Edward so much? He's so creepy and perfect and stalkerish) If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of JASPER WHITLOCK HALE!!! copy this into your profile. (yay!!!) If you have ever fallen up the stairs, tripped over air, or pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile (The push and pull ALL THE TIME. Almost every door I meet) If you like corn, copy and paste this into your profile. (Does candy corn count? I hate the veggie, but looooove the sugar.) If you have ever been dragged around the shops for hours on end by your best friend, copy this into your profile. (I ♥♥♥ Shopping, but a girl can only spend so much time in Garage. Me and Emily spent 3 HOURS in there waiting for someone. *cough cough* Rali *cough cough*) If you have ever fainted because someone made you forget to breathe, copy this into your profile. (Well actually, i was talking so much and so fast I forgot to breathe, and had a huge coughing fit.) My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. (Well yeah! That's why they're so fun. I LOVE YOU GUYS!) If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. (Hence the penname) If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (I hope I'm a vampire. If i'm not, i'll kill whoever is in charge of alternate universes.)

Stories Written (7)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
Nightfall Teen 4.5/5 27 4 No 2301
banner_nightfall (Post-BD) A few years after Renesmee is born, the Cullens are ready to leave Forks. Too many questions are being asked: What happened to Isabella Swan? Who's that little girl? How did she grow so fast? When Carlisle finds the House of Night, an exclusive Vampire Finishing school, the family packs their bags for Oklahoma. When they arrive at the school though, they find Rosalie's new friend has a troubled past. And the High Priestess isn't all that she's pretending to be. A crossover with PC and Kristen Cast's House of Night series (AU). Contains spoilers for books "Chosen" and "Untamed" (Though I'm not sure about "Hunted" yet, there may be some later on, but it's pretty unlikely.)
Jane One-Shot Challenge Everyone 5/5 3 1 Yes 824
For the Jane One-Shot challenge thing, if I'm not too late. Jane's first day as a vampire.
Pieces of Me Everyone 5/5 4 1 Yes 36
A poem based on me, if I lived in my imagination.
Bloody Capitol Everyone 5/5 17 3 No 2621
bloodycapitol_banner Hundreds of years into the future, the Cullens live in Panem, a country that lies in the ruins of North America. The poverty-ridden nation is ruled under the iron fist of the Capitol, a ruthless group of dictators, who force the citizens to compete in the Hunger Games. To show the people if they revolt again, they will be crushed.But what truly caused the war? The humans think they know- but do they really? Guilt-ridden and miserable, Jasper volunteers for the games. But he's not the only supernatural being out there... there are others that have withstood the sands of time. Crossover between Suzanne Collins' Hunger Games and Twilight. Contains spoilers.
The Doodlebarn Everyone 4.5/5 12 4 No 4
A series of doodles done in my school notebooks with ballpoint pen during English class (*teehee*). The title is kind of wierd, but I'll change it as soon as I think of something better.
Twiheart Everyone 0/5 16 5 No 5
I really love designing dresses. Last year my friend had a "Project Runway" themed birthday. All of the Twilight lovers ended up in the same group, and we came up with the brand TWI♥. This is a series of dresses inspired by different Twilight characters/words.
Twin Suns Everyone 0/5 4 2 No 2038
twinsunsbanner Jane is a lowly maid, living in the town of Volterra, Italy. After meeting two strange, pale, men in the market, she is whisked away in the middle of the night by Felix. Soon she discovers the amazing world of the vampires, but does she really want to be a part of it? (Originally written for the Jane One-Shot competition, before I realized the canon rule (and what the canon was. Where in the books did it say anything about being burned at stake?) You'll probably recognize some parts. The first chapter is the one-shot, and the rest is a continuation. And yes, I am overly proud of my banner :) Thanks to stardoll.com for helping me make the face.)

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