What I want to know is...that guy, you know the one who discovered milk? WHAT ON EARTH was he doing to that cow?
Hi! LiveLaughLearnLove<3 I love reading, and my favorite book series are: Twilight (duh), Vampire Academy, The Vampire Diaries, The Uglies-Pretties-Speacials series, Harry Potter, and Maximum Ride. Hmm, I wonder what most of those have in common??Aside from books, I really like music. Some of my favorite band are: Paramore, Flyleaf, Lifehouse, Evanescence, and Linking Park. When I write, I have to have music playing, or just completly blank out. I prefer Jasper or Carlisle to Edward or Jacob, because Edwards a control freak and Jacobs just a freak. (please dont shoot me) Jaspers just perfect... My favorite book in Twilight is Breaking Dawn, even though I think she should have let them fight at the end. There is such a thing as to much of a happy ending...And I also love this website!!Thats about it!! If you want, you can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
All stories are true, some just never happened.
Being insane has never stopped me before.
When people don't laugh at our jokes, i don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing, but more like a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing.
There are few things, apparently, more helpful to a writer than once having been that weird little kid.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
The fastest way to suceed is to look as if you're playing someone else's rules while quietly playing your own.
Never be afraid to try something new. remember; amatuers built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not gonna answer.
I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.
You say I'm not cool. I'm good with that. Cool is a similiar form of cold. And if you're not cold, you're hot. I know i'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
A black cat crossing your path signifies the cat is going somewhere.
Love is when you walk all the way across the classroom to sharpen your pencil in order to see him then realize your pencil is a mechanical one.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Try Reading This:
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If you could read this copy and paste it into your profile!
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the Internet, copy this to your profile
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Friends dont let friends do crazy stuff...alone.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
A good friend picks you up when you fall, a best friend picks you up and then trips you again."
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
yeah! random sparkly vampires!
If you ever put glitter on your skin then went into the sunlight and shouted "LOOK I'M A VAMPIRE!!" copy this to your profile.
if you talk to your self c&P this to your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you think Stephanie Meyer is one of the best writers in existence, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.
You're laughing at me now because your older than me by mere months... but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? ;-)
Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs!!
Come over to the good side, we have chocolate!
Huh... It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both(and I'm looking at you Jasper!)
I don't obsess, I think intensely!
If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Jasper wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care!;-) )
If whenever you see or hear the name 'Jasper' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.
If you have Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse/Breaking Dawn memorized, post this.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you love reading Twilight fanfiction copy and past this to your profile.
If you spend your free time making your own Twilight 'if you evers' and 'you know your obsessed when' then copy and past this to your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile.
If you completely got over your Harry Potter obsession when you read Twilight, copy and paste this on your program
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. (I didn't exactly cry...I threw the book against the wall and screamed NO EDWARD! YOU CAN'T LEAVE! and it was funny because i was reading under the desk in my science class...)
If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile!
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever been hit in the face with a broomstick (on accident, of course!), copy and paste this into your profile!
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man but mostly woman)...copy and paste this onto your profile. :P
If you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. XD
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the STUPID CAPS LOCK!) XP
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you regret you have a soul because Edward thinks vampires don't have souls and you want to be a vampire, copy and paste this in your profile.
If (even though you never thought this was possible)you thought Edward was wrong because vampires DO have souls, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wanna see something cool click alt+F4
(I am laughing at you if you fell for that)
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe that you have way to many copy and paste articles on your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
Some people don't like random people. If you feel like hitting those people in the head and telling them their wrong, paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (twilight caused it...)
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile -.-
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever picked up a glass of water, and thinking it was barely full, totally tipped your head backwards and spilled it all over yourself then choked on it, copy this into your profile.
If you ever laughed at something that wasn't really funny, and then choked on your soda and disruppted the whole theater because you started choking and couldn't breathe because you were laughing at yourself choking on the soda, causing everyone else to laugh at your dire situation instead of the movie, c&p (I have a feeling I stand alone here.....)
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
if you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
If when ever you see the name Jasper or anything close to Jasper you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get that you don’t want.
Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown
If when ever you see the name Cullen or anything close to Cullen you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS:Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
FRIENDS: will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: will go up and ask him: "Its because youre gay, right?"
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
If Every time at twilight you say 'It's twilight, it's the safest time for us' Copy this into your profile
When every you see an apple you think of twilight copy this into you profile
When I'm a mother, a long time from now, and my children asks why there is thunder..... I will not tell them god is bowling, but that vampires are playing baseball...... My children will be reassured because by then I will have taught them to love vampires. If you pledge to tell them this, copy this into your profile.
If you walk around you house talking to your self about something that happened in one of the twilight books Copy this into your profile
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If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you see any other name from the Twilight Series you start to giggle uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile.
If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P
If you think the Cullen's should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile
If you spit every time you hear vile Mike Newton's name, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are making up your own Twilight "If You"s then copy and past this to your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Jasper, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." --Sam Levenson
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Jasper Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when your evil, malicious best friend/cousin comes to visit for two weeks from across the country and gets you completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to a totally awesome book about vampire. Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too. Crazy is when you you convince your self your a mythical creature and try to make other be leave the same. Crazy is when your convinced there are vampires at your school and you think everyone of them can read your mind. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is completly obsessing over Twilight and reading the books over and over again until something in your brain snaps and starting with every little thing reminding you of Twilight and slowly spreading to EVERYTHING. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names.Crazy is when you can see yourself doing everything on this list. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?
Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?
Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
Why do people say ,"you can't have your cake and eat it too" when no one would have a cake if they can't eat it?
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
I reccomend to read this profile, even if it takes hours. :)