EMMIE AND JAZZY PWN ANYTHING ELSE!
First off, My name is for me to know. Second of all, my age is classified. Third, I am a random person who is proud to be weird. I am also a rather nice person who will respect your opinions and personal space. I may bite. I love Twilight, naturally.
My Book Interests:
The Vampire Chronicles
The Twilight Saga
The Chamber (made me cry T_T)
A Series of Unfortunate Events
House of Night
Summer of My German Soldier ( made me cry T_T)
My Music Interests:
Uh. . . .a couple others. . .
My Movie Interests:
The Twilight Movies
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Basically most vampire movies
Anything with comedy, sorta
My Video Game Interests:
Um . . .SSX Tricky
Couple others. . .
Most kid's things at Golden Coral
Steak and beef ribs
hamburgers and hotdogs
'Kay then, I say S'rsly and anyways a lot.
I intend on being a director, but I'm working on a book involving tons of mythical creatures and an evil vampire king. I think I get thousands of ideas per day. Right know I'm thinking vampire life in the Middle Ages.
I have a fascination with Ancient times. Especially everything up intill the 1970s. Then it gets boring. I would love to learn as much as possible about Joan of Arc. And ancient vampire myths.
I enjoy naming animals after foods.
My favorie vampire in the twilight saga is JASPER HALE. My favorite vampire of all time is Lestat.
Least Favorite Vamps: (which means I loathe them)
Uh. . .
Corin should change hiss name to Corn. Chelsea rox!
I enjoy giving people ideas, so if you are at a loss for ideas, contact me. Also, most of my stories are up for adoption. See below for terms of agreement.
Terms of Agreement:
In adopting a story, you are not obligated to finish it.
You may embelish what has already been written
Feel free to make plot twists
You can make up new characters
You can always adopt it out
Slash is okay
The rating cannot change
Contact me (review or email) ( if you email, please use email@example.com.)
Tell me what you wanna adopt
Copy the text
paste it and make it yours
As far as I know, this'll work. Also, I'm deleting them if they aren't adopted off within the month of Feburary. PLEASE, HELP THEM!
My opinion is that Edward and Bella ruin the twilight saga. Also, does bella look like Steph to you?
I have some ideas:
A mysterious stranger comes to the Cullens location in Brazil, claiming she was Rosalie's twin in another life. As she sticks around, strange things begin to happen. . . includingthe Cullen's flashbacks to places they've never been. . .
Aro is compelled by an Eqyptian vampire to seek the pasts of his guard. He finds their human lives are full of grandure, misery, and deep secrets.
One-shot: Caius attempts to obtain his own pair of fangs.
The battle against the Volturi happens. The Volturi are have won in more ways than you would think.
Jane tells of her past while relaxing in her chamber.
1. YOUR REAL NAME:
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: ( first three letters of real name plus "izzle"
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: ( favorite color and favorite animal )
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name)
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: ( your second favorite color, and favorite drink)
6. YOUR ARABIC NAME: ( second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name )
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: ( Your middle name and your father's middle name )
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: ( "black" and the name of one of your pets )
9. NINJA NAME: ( first two letters of your first name added with "ruto" )
10. PIRATE NAME: ( your middle name after the word Captain)
Captain Marie Check me out at the Twilight Saga wiki. Also, I'm churning out fan art! I am a huge fan of Jackson Rathbone. But, I'm not gonna go all crazy and say "I'm so marrying him because he's soooo hot!". No, just no. I will wait patiently till I can meet him....When I'm a director...My greatest dream.
Kay then. . . . Expect big things from me. . . . . .Fanfiction and fanart-wise. Lurve you all! Bye,bye! ♥♥♥♥
Stories Written (34)
|This is a little poem about Alice. Judge cruely if necessary.|
|Rose and Emmett||Everyone||4.5/5||8||1||Yes||62|
|A few poems about those two. Judge creully if nesecisary.|
|When Emmett Eats Cheese||Everyone||5/5||31||1||Yes||359|
|Emmett does as the title says. What sort of weird thing does he halucinate about? Only reading will let you know!|
|Esme loves her garden. Esme loves her flowers. Esme even loves the purple flamingo that someone keeps putting beside her roses. But she does NOT love that pesky weed that will not go away.|
|This is a little poem about Jasper wanting to get away from the pain and suffering, then meeting Alice.|
|A computer drawn picture of Alice, Bella, and Rosalie.|
|Alice the Pitcher||Everyone||4/5||21||1||Yes||1|
|This is a picture of Alice Cullen (obviously!) It is her pitching, my favorite pose of hers.|
|Agitated Twilight Characters||Everyone||4.5/5||22||2||No||2|
|A collection of our favorite twilight saga characters in their worst moods|
|Bella and Edward||Everyone||5/5||4||1||Yes||59|
|Little poems about the people listed in the title.|
|Secret Stash Of Rubber Duckies: Jasper's Tale||Everyone||4.5/5||64||1||Yes||508|
|The Cullen's are having a movie night. Everyone is watching a cool new movie called Twilight. . . .except Jasper. Instead he's up to spending the night. . . .|
|The Value of Optimism||Adult||4/5||57||4||No||3561|
|Previously title: Bloody Roses Jasper never really thought it would happen the way it did. Temptation is a frightful thing. Once in a while, you give in. Bella was just too good to pass up. Like chocolate. Now, Jasper Hale becomes the animalistic Jasper Whitlock again, but he has a partner who shows him the true value of optimism.|
|Alice and Jasper||Everyone||5/5||6||1||Yes||70|
|Poem: Alice, Jasper|
|Random Subjects (#1)||Everyone||5/5||24||1||Yes||301|
|Alice kicks off Random Subjects with Carlisle. If we know her, she's gonna be outrageous. Yikes! Banner by the fabulous, Kit_Kat_Cullen_XOXO !!!!!!!!|
|Attack of the Stupid Thoughts: Edward's Mental Downfall||Everyone||5/5||15||1||Yes||438|
|Staged by the Cullens.(Excluding Esme, Carly, Ness, and Jake who mooches around the house with Ness so much he has started too be one.)|
|The Lovely Bella Swan||Everyone||4.5/5||6||1||No||1|
|This is my first posted hand drawn picture. Consider yourselves lucky to see it. I may not ever post another.|
|A little poem where Esme reflects on time.|
|A little poem about Emmett being bored. From Jasper's POV.|
|Being Around You||Everyone||5/5||5||1||Yes||82|
|A poem about Jasper and Alice in a room and Jasper deciding he loves the on-slaught of hectis emotion he gets from Alice.|
|A poem about Rosalie with her in her most famous mood!|
|Alice goes estatic over who know'swhat. . . .|
|Random Subjects (#2)||Everyone||5/5||8||1||Yes||534|
|Episode two! Alice has a good friend, Aro one. Chaos ensues! And weird dressup and wacky confessions!|
|Alice Cullen: New Moon||Everyone||5/5||9||1||Yes||1|
|Possibley my best artwork ever, I give you a sholderish-up picture of the lovely Ashley Greene as Alice Cullen in the latest movie The Twilight Saga: New Moon! Okay, lets cut the formalities. I worked hard on this, ( about 2 hours) and I hadn't even planned on putting it on, but I had a change of heart. Enjoy my darlings!|
|Ali and Jazz||Everyone||4.6/5||7||1||Yes||1|
|I was experimenting with anime and game style and I decided to mix that with Twilight. I think it cam out pretty good!|
|Rosalie in the City||Everyone||5/5||4||1||Yes||1|
|Rosalie in soem city, maybe paris. She has really no likness to Nikki Reed( which I intended. . .) except for the moles.|
|Happy Valentine's Day from Volterra!||Everyone||0/5||0||1||No||1|
|Aro insist that everyone dress up. He even bought shirts. But he couldn't get them outta their cloaks. . . . Art work guys!|
|Caius. . . .Weird. . . .||Everyone||0/5||3||1||No||1|
|Artist: HOLY CROW! Caius, what the heck were you wearing?! ( LOLs) Caius: It was a long time ago. That was fashionable. Artist: You look like a clown. Caius: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-Hissssssssssssss. Artist: Yelp! ( Dies.)|
|Cullen T-Shirt Model||Everyone||5/5||1||1||No||1|
|Esme wants to show family pride ( besides the crest) and the boys give it this style. Rosalie wishes it said "hottie".|
|Caius Wants Fangs||Everyone||5/5||3||1||No||531|
|Caius wants fangs. . .Pure-n-simple.|
|"Earth hath changed. Feel it." These are true. The years of the thirty-first century are devastation. The Cullens have seperated for various reasons. Alice, for saftey. Edward, to find Bella. Rosalie, for her confusion. Each has their own journey to meet one another. We can never know what we have till it is gone. Even if it is life it's self.|
|Sunny In Seattle||Teen||0/5||2||1||No||1549|
|Alice, Rosalie, Edward, Jasper, Emmett, and Bella have been best friends for years. But now, they are all entering a time in their lives when the everyday routine begins to change. Their feelings toward each other change, their relationships with each other change, and even their views on life and love change. Alternate Universe and All human.|
|Jasper Hale (Eclipse)||Everyone||4.5/5||1||1||Yes||1|
|Jasper Hale, Eclipse style. It's art I tell you, ART!|
|A Creepy Child||Everyone||5/5||2||1||Yes||1|
|Mary Alice Brandon....A creepy child. Alice was pretty with her big eyes and cute features. But those eyes!|
|Alice of Eclipse||Everyone||5/5||3||2||Yes||2|
|OOH! Stupid name, but the picture is of Alice from Eclipse....kinda.|
|Rosalie Hale (Eclipse)||Everyone||0/5||1||2||Yes||2|
|So, Rosalie is spectacular in Eclipse. This is her, glaring at Bella I guess.|
Series Written (7)
|Wonderfully Silly Cullen Tales||4.5/5||155||6|
|Everyone loves comedy[ unless you are weird, no offense] and so we present[see title]!! Carlisle, Esme, Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rose, and more doing silly[ or hystarical] things to make you laugh so hard you fall on the floor and are so confused, you cry!|
|Never Leave A Cullen Home Alone||0/5||0||0|
|A mixture of very random stories featuring our fav. characters home alone.|
|These are all computer drawn pictures of the Cullens playing baseball. Basically my favorite poses. Just don't expect an Edward any time soon.|
|Random Subjects( season 1)||5/5||32||2|
|Alice decides to buy an entire broadcasting studio when the Cullen move to New York City. Here she creates America's favorite, but outrageously hectic, televison show. Bella is Human|
|Basically, a collection of poems about different moods that the Cullen's tend to be in. Really funny and random.|
|Something is always lurking beneath the surface. Something is always waiting till the lights go off. Something just might want them dead. \r\n A series of stories made up of strange people and events that appear throughout the ages to haunt the characters we know and love (or hate).|
|Eclipse Cullen Art||4.5/5||2||2|
|Collection of Cullens as styled in the movie, Eclipse. Usually starts with a sketch, followed by a digitally colored version.|
- Member Since
- 02 Mar 09
- Author Of
- 34 stories
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Favourite Stories (19)
- Try Outs
- In My Time
- The Building Blocks of Life
- Alice Cullen
- A Freaky Imprint
- The Emo And The Pixie
- Edward Cullen (A La Robert Pattinson)
- Alice and Jasper
- Sometimes Goodbye Is A Second Chance
- Grocery Store Klutziness
- You Don't Know The Half Of It
- When dreams become reality...
- The Dark Light Stories
- Ain't So Innocent
- Mr. Cullen
- Cullen Wife Swap
- Tom Clancy's Twilight: Red Storm Rising
- The Ribbon: Marcus's Tales