puddinginthesky

EMMIE AND JAZZY PWN ANYTHING ELSE! First off, My name is for me to know. Second of all, my age is classified. Third, I am a random person who is proud to be weird. I am also a rather nice person who will respect your opinions and personal space. I may bite. I love Twilight, naturally. My Book Interests: The Vampire Chronicles The Twilight Saga Company Man The Chamber (made me cry T_T) Thunder Bay A Series of Unfortunate Events House of Night Summer of My German Soldier ( made me cry T_T) The Host My Music Interests: Metallica Disturbed 3oh!3 Ke$ha Taylor Swift 311 Uh. . . .a couple others. . . My Movie Interests: The Twilight Movies Thir13een Ghosts Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs Changeling Basically most vampire movies Anything with comedy, sorta My Video Game Interests: L4D 1&2 Sims Imagine Designer Starfox Um . . .SSX Tricky Couple others. . . Favorite Foods: Most kid's things at Golden Coral MASHED POTATOES! Steak and beef ribs hamburgers and hotdogs Breads CHOCOLATE!!!!! 'Kay then, I say S'rsly and anyways a lot. I intend on being a director, but I'm working on a book involving tons of mythical creatures and an evil vampire king. I think I get thousands of ideas per day. Right know I'm thinking vampire life in the Middle Ages. I have a fascination with Ancient times. Especially everything up intill the 1970s. Then it gets boring. I would love to learn as much as possible about Joan of Arc. And ancient vampire myths. I enjoy naming animals after foods. My favorie vampire in the twilight saga is JASPER HALE. My favorite vampire of all time is Lestat. Favorite Vamps: Aro Victoria Chelsea Jasper Maria Caius Rosalie Jane Demetri Emmett Garret Zafina Bejamin Least Favorite Vamps: (which means I loathe them) Edward Bella Laurent Amun Uh. . . Corin should change hiss name to Corn. Chelsea rox! I enjoy giving people ideas, so if you are at a loss for ideas, contact me. Also, most of my stories are up for adoption. See below for terms of agreement. Terms of Agreement: In adopting a story, you are not obligated to finish it. You may embelish what has already been written Feel free to make plot twists You can make up new characters You can always adopt it out Slash is okay The rating cannot change How to: Contact me (review or email) ( if you email, please use itwasred123@yahoo.com.) Tell me what you wanna adopt Copy the text paste it and make it yours continue it As far as I know, this'll work. Also, I'm deleting them if they aren't adopted off within the month of Feburary. PLEASE, HELP THEM! My opinion is that Edward and Bella ruin the twilight saga. Also, does bella look like Steph to you? I have some ideas: A mysterious stranger comes to the Cullens location in Brazil, claiming she was Rosalie's twin in another life. As she sticks around, strange things begin to happen. . . includingthe Cullen's flashbacks to places they've never been. . . Aro is compelled by an Eqyptian vampire to seek the pasts of his guard. He finds their human lives are full of grandure, misery, and deep secrets. One-shot: Caius attempts to obtain his own pair of fangs. The battle against the Volturi happens. The Volturi are have won in more ways than you would think. Jane tells of her past while relaxing in her chamber. 1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Nikki

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: ( first three letters of real name plus "izzle"
Nikizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: ( favorite color and favorite animal )

Red Kitten
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name)

Masni
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: ( your second favorite color, and favorite drink)

Silver Tea
6. YOUR ARABIC NAME: ( second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name )
Ismakiaid

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: ( Your middle name and your father's middle name )

Marie Harry
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: ( "black" and the name of one of your pets )

Black Frenchfry
9. NINJA NAME: ( first two letters of your first name added with "ruto" )

Niruto
10. PIRATE NAME: ( your middle name after the word Captain)
Captain Marie Check me out at the Twilight Saga wiki. Also, I'm churning out fan art! I am a huge fan of Jackson Rathbone. But, I'm not gonna go all crazy and say "I'm so marrying him because he's soooo hot!". No, just no. I will wait patiently till I can meet him....When I'm a director...My greatest dream.
Kay then. . . . Expect big things from me. . . . . .Fanfiction and fanart-wise. Lurve you all! Bye,bye! ♥♥♥♥

Stories Written (34)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
Pixie Girl Everyone 4.5/5 9 1 Yes 32
This is a little poem about Alice. Judge cruely if necessary.
Rose and Emmett Everyone 4.5/5 8 1 Yes 62
A few poems about those two. Judge creully if nesecisary.
When Emmett Eats Cheese Adult 3.5/5 31 1 Yes 354
Emmett does as the title says. What sort of weird thing does he halucinate about? Only reading will let you know!
Garden Terrors Everyone 4/5 25 1 Yes 366
Esme loves her garden. Esme loves her flowers. Esme even loves the purple flamingo that someone keeps putting beside her roses. But she does NOT love that pesky weed that will not go away.
What If? Everyone 0/5 6 1 Yes 53
This is a little poem about Jasper wanting to get away from the pain and suffering, then meeting Alice.
The Girls Everyone 0/5 10 1 Yes 1
A computer drawn picture of Alice, Bella, and Rosalie.
Alice the Pitcher Everyone 4/5 21 1 Yes 1
This is a picture of Alice Cullen (obviously!) It is her pitching, my favorite pose of hers.
Agitated Twilight Characters Everyone 4.5/5 22 2 No 2
A collection of our favorite twilight saga characters in their worst moods
Bella and Edward Everyone 5/5 4 1 Yes 59
Little poems about the people listed in the title.
Secret Stash Of Rubber Duckies: Jasper's Tale Adult 3.6/5 65 1 Yes 500
The Cullen's are having a movie night. Everyone is watching a cool new movie called Twilight. . . .except Jasper. Instead he's up to spending the night. . . .
The Value of Optimism Adult 4/5 57 4 No 3561
Previously title: Bloody Roses Jasper never really thought it would happen the way it did. Temptation is a frightful thing. Once in a while, you give in. Bella was just too good to pass up. Like chocolate. Now, Jasper Hale becomes the animalistic Jasper Whitlock again, but he has a partner who shows him the true value of optimism. Banner
Alice and Jasper Everyone 5/5 6 1 Yes 70
Poem: Alice, Jasper
Random Subjects (#1) Adult 3.4/5 25 1 Yes 293
Alice kicks off Random Subjects with Carlisle. If we know her, she's gonna be outrageous. Yikes! Banner by the fabulous, Kit_Kat_Cullen_XOXO !!!!!!!! alice, carlisle, countdown
Attack of the Stupid Thoughts: Edward's Mental Downfall Everyone 5/5 15 1 Yes 438
Staged by the Cullens.(Excluding Esme, Carly, Ness, and Jake who mooches around the house with Ness so much he has started too be one.)
The Lovely Bella Swan Everyone 4.5/5 6 1 No 1
This is my first posted hand drawn picture. Consider yourselves lucky to see it. I may not ever post another.
Time Everyone 0/5 3 1 Yes 89
A little poem where Esme reflects on time.
He's Bored!! Everyone 0/5 5 1 Yes 73
A little poem about Emmett being bored. From Jasper's POV.
Being Around You Everyone 5/5 5 1 Yes 82
A poem about Jasper and Alice in a room and Jasper deciding he loves the on-slaught of hectis emotion he gets from Alice.
She's Mad! Everyone 0/5 2 1 Yes 77
A poem about Rosalie with her in her most famous mood!
She's Ecstatic! Everyone 0/5 4 1 Yes 65
Alice goes estatic over who know'swhat. . . .
Random Subjects (#2) Everyone 5/5 8 1 Yes 534
Episode two! Alice has a good friend, Aro one. Chaos ensues! And weird dressup and wacky confessions!
Alice Cullen: New Moon Everyone 5/5 9 1 Yes 1
Possibley my best artwork ever, I give you a sholderish-up picture of the lovely Ashley Greene as Alice Cullen in the latest movie The Twilight Saga: New Moon! Okay, lets cut the formalities. I worked hard on this, ( about 2 hours) and I hadn't even planned on putting it on, but I had a change of heart. Enjoy my darlings!
Ali and Jazz Everyone 4.6/5 7 1 Yes 1
I was experimenting with anime and game style and I decided to mix that with Twilight. I think it cam out pretty good!
Rosalie in the City Everyone 5/5 4 1 Yes 1
Rosalie in soem city, maybe paris. She has really no likness to Nikki Reed( which I intended. . .) except for the moles.
Happy Valentine's Day from Volterra! Everyone 0/5 0 1 No 1
Aro insist that everyone dress up. He even bought shirts. But he couldn't get them outta their cloaks. . . . Art work guys!
Caius. . . .Weird. . . . Everyone 0/5 3 1 No 1
Artist: HOLY CROW! Caius, what the heck were you wearing?! ( LOLs) Caius: It was a long time ago. That was fashionable. Artist: You look like a clown. Caius: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-Hissssssssssssss. Artist: Yelp! ( Dies.)
Cullen T-Shirt Model Everyone 5/5 1 1 No 1
Esme wants to show family pride ( besides the crest) and the boys give it this style. Rosalie wishes it said "hottie".
Caius Wants Fangs Everyone 5/5 3 1 No 531
Caius wants fangs. . .Pure-n-simple.
3000 Everyone 4.5/5 11 2 No 1884
banner for story "Earth hath changed. Feel it." These are true. The years of the thirty-first century are devastation. The Cullens have seperated for various reasons. Alice, for saftey. Edward, to find Bella. Rosalie, for her confusion. Each has their own journey to meet one another. We can never know what we have till it is gone. Even if it is life it's self.
Sunny In Seattle Teen 0/5 2 1 No 1549
Alice, Rosalie, Edward, Jasper, Emmett, and Bella have been best friends for years. But now, they are all entering a time in their lives when the everyday routine begins to change. Their feelings toward each other change, their relationships with each other change, and even their views on life and love change. Alternate Universe and All human.
Jasper Hale (Eclipse) Everyone 4.5/5 1 1 Yes 1
Jasper Hale, Eclipse style. It's art I tell you, ART!
A Creepy Child Everyone 5/5 2 1 Yes 1
Mary Alice Brandon....A creepy child. Alice was pretty with her big eyes and cute features. But those eyes!
Alice of Eclipse Everyone 5/5 3 2 Yes 2
OOH! Stupid name, but the picture is of Alice from Eclipse....kinda.
Rosalie Hale (Eclipse) Everyone 0/5 1 2 Yes 2
So, Rosalie is spectacular in Eclipse. This is her, glaring at Bella I guess.

Series Written (7)

Title Rating Reviews Stories
Wonderfully Silly Cullen Tales 3.6/5 156 6
Everyone loves comedy[ unless you are weird, no offense] and so we present[see title]!! Carlisle, Esme, Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rose, and more doing silly[ or hystarical] things to make you laugh so hard you fall on the floor and are so confused, you cry!
Never Leave A Cullen Home Alone 0/5 0 0
A mixture of very random stories featuring our fav. characters home alone.
Cullen Baseball 4/5 21 1
These are all computer drawn pictures of the Cullens playing baseball. Basically my favorite poses. Just don't expect an Edward any time soon.
Random Subjects( season 1) 3.5/5 33 2
Alice decides to buy an entire broadcasting studio when the Cullen move to New York City. Here she creates America's favorite, but outrageously hectic, televison show. Bella is Human
Oh No! 0/5 7 2
Basically, a collection of poems about different moods that the Cullen's tend to be in. Really funny and random.
Paranormal Encounters 0/5 0 0
Something is always lurking beneath the surface. Something is always waiting till the lights go off. Something just might want them dead. \r\n A series of stories made up of strange people and events that appear throughout the ages to haunt the characters we know and love (or hate).
Eclipse Cullen Art 4.5/5 2 2
Collection of Cullens as styled in the movie, Eclipse. Usually starts with a sketch, followed by a digitally colored version.