My Livejournal : Hi I’m Lion_Lovin_Lamb. Ok, so I’m suffering from writers block, have had my mind filled with algebra so much that it hurts, so I’d thought I’d update my profile a little, from the atrocity that it was. Real Name: Jaz……Or Jazzi, Jazdemona, or Jasmin. Age: Finally 15. What I love: Theatre (Especially Musicals), Harry Potter ), Twilight , Alex Rider Books, Reading actually in general, Cambridge & Lanzarote (the two places I consider home), my best friends Jazz (who no isnt me) and Mag, Futurama, star wars (especially the third one), random lists (they rock), Converse Trainers, my drama group, history (yeah Im random), spanish (duh - what they speak in lanza), Sims, Fanfiction, music, my ipod, Tigers, my cat & dog (no favourtism there) boys, non-unform days, siesta (sleeps during the day what a revoltionary idea), staying up til god knows what time in the morning, sleepover, Coca Cola & Pepsi (I can never decide which), films, dirty dancing, disney films (alladin, little mermaid, beauty and the beast etc yes I know be jealous) random music, pancakes, tacos, spag bol, my crazy grandad Bill, my little sister Blaize, my family etc etc etc (I cant be bothered to write anymore) What I Hate: Alexander (its a film it goes on for hours, Daniel Craig as James Bond (bring back pierse), huge spiders (the little ones are alright) creppy crawlies, english food - sunday roasts etc, soaps (although eastenders isnt that bad), extremely spicy food (i mean whats the point), baked beans (bluurgh they make me wanna puke), birthday cake (id prefer chocolate anyday) getting older (i wanna be a little kid again), shortness, saying scon instead of scone, reality tv (i especially cant stand big brother), fake celebrities with no bone of talent in them, plastic surgery, needles (well mainly blood tests, as I cant stand the idea of someone taking 2 pints of blood out of me unless that someone was edward cullen then I be absolutely fine), extremely fast dance music with squeeky voices, most rap, etc etc A little about my fics: Insomnia This was not only my first twilight fan fiction, but my first multi-chaptered fan fiction. For, those of you who are wondering I haven’t given up on it. I’m merely just keeping it on hold, due to writers block & starting new fics. Mute Possibly my favourite fan fiction I have ever wrote. The idea actually came to me, whilst I was meditating (don’t ask, I was mute for the day, as a dare & I found it best to keep busy while I was). Mute is very long. I’ve so far, wrote 25 chapters & its isn’t either half way finished 50 Things I Hate about you For want of a better reason, I don’t actually write poetry. But I do however adore the film 10 things I hate about you. And I was inspired to write this for quite some time. Quite a bit longer than the original, but I didn’t want to stick to just 10, as I wanted to set a scene.

Stories Written (3)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
50 Things I Hate About You Everyone 4.5/5 19 1 Yes 358
Based On The Poem from 10 Things I hate about you, not the Miley Cyrus song. A poem, wrote from Bella's point of view, during new moon, whilst Edward left. Is slightly connected to my current fanfic Insomnia, but this doesn't have to have been read to understand the poem. I hope you enjoy!
Insomnia Adult 3.4/5 66 13 No 30025
Edward never returned in New Moon. Bella is celebrating her 21st brithday & is finally ready to get on with her life. But then strange occurunces throught out the day, make her doubt her own sanity. Could Edward really be back?
Mute Teen 4.5/5 98 13 No 9957

AU. Bella hasn't spoken a word since the accident - 6 years ago. In a bid to start a fresh, her mother sends her to live with her dad in Forks. There she is the freak to the other kids. Apart from the mysterious Edward Cullen, who helps unlock her past.

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