I started being obsessed with Twilight at a midnight that marked my birthday. My aunt is the one to blame for getting me obessed with Twilight! My friend Emily thinks I'm a lunatic for liking Twilight. She's missing out on soo much! I got most of my friends into Twilight. My friend Sydney watched the movie with me, and before it was over, she said she was borrowing the book from me! I'm a fairly boring person! I'm a nerd, but I don't mind! I really like Spanish class. I listen to music and read more than I probably should! My grandma wants me to be an author. This is only because she's an author. I want to be a midwife in Mexico. Well, look who just became a member! Welcome my friend, Sammy Sam Sam, also known on this site as jasperlvr1! Welcome Sam! You're a great friend, even if you are a little too obsessed with Jasper! YOU ROCK SAM! Favorite Books: TWILIGHT, Bella at Midnight(it has the names Bella, Edward, and Alice in it!) Bible(Don't freak) and a LOT more!Favorite Songs: YOU FOUND ME-THE FRAYALL TAYLOR SWIFTDECODE-PARAMOREBECAUSE OF YOU-KELLY CLARKSONI STAND-IDINA MENZELTHE STORY-BRANDI CARLILEREALIZE AND BUBBLY-COLBIE CAILAITYOU-SWITCHFOOTNEVER THINK-ROBERT PATTINSON(MY FRIENDS AND I ALL SAY HE'S HOT! BUT MY FRIEND SAM SAYS JASPER IS ALL HERS!)AND ANGELS ON THE MOON-THRIVING IVORY MUSICAL SURVEY!RULES:
1. Put your iPod... or iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
4. Tag at least 10 friends (make me #11 so I can see your results).
5. Everyone tagged does the same thing.
6. Have Fun!

The Story-Brandi Carlile

Losing Heart-Brandi Carlile

Chapter 1 of Twilight lol. You want a song? Never Say Never-The Fray
Enough For Now-The Fray

Only Time-Enya
Teardrops on my Guitar

Love Story-Taylor Swift
WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Stuck-Stacy Orrico

Panic Switch-Silversun Pickups
Ordinary Day-Vanessa Carlton

Somebody Save Me-Remy Zero
Young and in Love-Jordin Sparks

Bleeding Love-Leona Lewis

Flightless Bird, American Mouth-Iron&Wine

Vanilla Twilight-Owl City(love this song!)

Wasted-Brandi Carlile(check out my story that is based on this song)
You Found Me-The Fray

Apologize-One Republic

She's a Butterfly-Martina McBride
Viva la Vida-Coldplay
Never Think-Robert Pattinson(I think this is my favorite song EVERRRRRR)
A True Boyfriend = When she walks away from you mad
-Follow her When she stare's at your mouth
-Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you
-Grab her and don't let go When she start's cussing at you
-Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet
-Ask her what's wrong When she ignore's you
-Give her your attention When she pulls away
-Pull her back When you see her at her worst
-Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying
-Just hold her and don't say a word When you see her walking
-Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared
-Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder
-Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat
-Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you
-Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time
-Reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt
-Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you
-she really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers When she bump's into you
-bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret
-keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes
-dont look away until she does When she misses you
-she's hurting inside When you break her heart
-the pain never really goes away When she says its over
-she still wants you to be hersStay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she's mad -hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her -because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad,-hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, -the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you. This is a poem about abortion. If your against it, copy and paste it to your profile.Month oneMommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month TwoMommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month ThreeYou know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month FourMommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month FiveYou went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month SixI can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month SevenMommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Are you tired, because you've been running hrough my mind all day.
Woman: Your still alive? Because you've been dying in my head all day.
"If you are going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning." 2. Our mother taught us RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. Our mother taught us about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
week!" 4. Our mother taught us LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why." 5. Our mother taught us MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me." 6. Our mother taught us FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. Our mother taught us IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. Our mother taught us about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. Our mother taught us about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 10. Our mother taught us about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. Our mother taught us about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. Our mother taught us about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. Our mother taught us the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. Our mother taught us about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!" 15. Our mother taught us about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do." 16. Our mother taught us about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home." 17. Our mother taught us about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. Our mother taught us MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way." 19. Our mother taught us ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. Our mother taught us HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me." 21. Our mother taught us HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. Our mother taught us GENETICS.
"You're just like your father." 23. Our mother taught us about our ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. Our mother taught us WISDOM.
"When you get to be our age, you'll understand." 25. And our favourite: Our mother taught us about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you..." Well, that's just a small summary of me! If anyone knows they want me to write a story, tell me! I can't ever think of stories to write!Thanks!MICHAELAGirl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy:No. Girl: Choose-me or your life? Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says.. The reason you don't cross my mind is becauseyou're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is becauseI would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is becauseyou ARE my life.Do it one by one, don't look ahead!1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?3. Your first initial?4. Your month of birth?5. Which color do you like more, black or white?6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.7. Your favorite number?8. Do you like California or Florida more?9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).Are you done?If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS1. You are completely in love with this person2. If you chooseRed: You are alert and your life is full of love.Black: You are conservative and aggressive.Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.3. If your initial is:A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.4. If you were born in:Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.5. If you choose...Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.6. This person is your best friend.7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.8. If you chooseCalifornia: You like adventure.Florida: You are a laidback person.9. If you choose...Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthdayOk so heres what ya do, mark your answers with a little 'x' inside the boxes if its true, but BE HONEST .Then send it to all your friends (including the one that sent it to u) and make them laugh.

1. [X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

2. [X]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3. [X] You have ran into a glass/screen door in the dark. Rofl, it's true >_<

4. [] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

5. [X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6. [X] You have ran into a tree

7. [X] Tried to lick your elbow.

8. [X] Forgot where u were 9. [X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same rhythm Zomg! Is that true!! Wow..

10. [X] You just tried to sing them Rofl

11. [X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen

12. [X] You have choked on your own spit many times

13. []You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.

14. [X] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice Wow.. I'm so blind

15. [X]You just looked at it

16. []your natural hair colour is blonde 17. [X]People have called you slow ALOT! or more than 10 times 18. [x\X] You have accidentally caught something on fire
19. [X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes

20. [X] You sometimes drool for no reason

21. [X] You've fallen asleep in a laundry basket 22. [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking

23. [X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

24. [X] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you 25. [X] You are often told to use your inside voice 26. [X] You use your fingers to do simple math 27. [X]You have eaten a bug 28. [X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

29. [X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

30. [X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, head or pocket It happens to me a bunch of times... >_< 31. [X] You forget things right after someone says them

32. [X] You break alot of things 33. [X] Friends know not to use big words around you
34. [X] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
35. [X] You have fallen out of your chair before Who hasn't? 36. [X] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall Ehh.. >_< 37. [X] The words 'umm' or 'uhhh' are used many times in your day I practically use them in every sentence... >_<

38. [X] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say

39. [X] You have spelt your name wrong before Lol, sadly, it's true...
40. [X] You have drawn a lopsided heart I have done 37 of 40 of these blonde things and I'm not even blonde!

Stories Written (6)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
Full Moon Teen 4.5/5 116 20 Yes 16517
Nessie leaves to go to a boarding school in England and leaves Jacob behind so she can have some space. But what happens when she realizes that she loves him? *Rated teen just in case!* **Thank you MRSBellaCullenBlack for this beautiful banner! You totally rock!** Jacob and Renesmee
Wasted Everyone 4.5/5 14 1 Yes 516
Bella hears a song that reminds her of Edward while she is in her zombie state. ONE-SHOT
Coming Home From Death Everyone 5/5 39 1 Yes 733
Edward's POV after coming home from the fight scene. DEDICATED TO BellaMasen!!! GO CHECK OUT HER STORIES AFTER YOU'RE DONE READING THIS STORY!!!!!
Stay Everyone 5/5 8 1 Yes 733
A New Moonish song. It's Stay by Safetysuit. Bella's reflection on New Moon.
The Perfect Choice Everyone 5/5 5 1 Yes 1698
Co-written with ObsessiveCullenDisorder. Bella is home sick one day, without the company of Edward. She decides to learn more about her ring, and this decision leads to the story of Edward Masen Sr.'s quest for the perfect ring.
Super Nova Teen 0/5 2 1 No 509
Nessie and Jake's lives are going perfectly after realizing they love each other and getting a happily ever after...or so they think. What happens when their lives start to blow up in their faces, and how will they cope with their diificulties? **Sequel to Full Moon. You really need to read that to understand this story.

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