My name's Jessica and I LOVE Twilight!!! Here's a list of my favorite Twilight characters in order:
1. EDWARD (I wish I could marry the guy!)
2. Alice (who doesn't love her?!)
3. Jacob (he rocks!)
4. Bella (lucky girl!)
5. Emmett (hilarious!)
6. Rosalie (kinda mean but I love her)
7. Carlisle (awesome!)
8. Esme (sweetheart)
9. Jasper (my sis will prob punch me for not putting him at spaces 1 2 and 3)
UPDATE ON FAVE LIST: Okay so like most Edward fans you hate Jacob in New Moon only cuz Edward's NOT there! Yea that was me, so being totes honest I never really "read" New Moon thoroughly because I was soo pissed about Edward's absence. It made me hate Bella it made me hate Jacob I even hated Edward for leaving and making me sad! Anyhoo! I went back and reread New Moon and this time it took me a total of 4 hours to read (NEW RECORD!) and I have to admit I really like Jacob. He was such a sweetie when he was human and although he was kind of a jerk once his werewolfness began, he still really cared about Bella and he was actually good for her when Edward wasn't there. Kudos to Jacob! So he is no longer last on my list I'd like to make it known that Jacob has leaped from place #9 to #3 pushing the others down a level. So yeah GO JACOB!!! But I still adore Edward :D
I'd like to thank my sister Amy, if it weren't for her I never would've given Twilight a second thought. Yes I admit I was one of those who was like "Twilight? Vampire love story? STUPID!". She pretty much shoved the book in my face until I read it. And the rest is probably the same reaction as every person on this website. OBSESSION! So yes, thanks Amy! Love you girl!
As you might have noticed (probably not :]) my sister Amy (yes the beautiful girl who introduced my world to Twilight) now has an account here. She will begin writing some stuff up soon. Her username is MrsAmyHale. Yes she's totally in love with Jasper. Falling in love with a fictional character? Who does that?.....OMG ITS EDWARD!!!!.....oh yeah. Like I said...WHO DOES THAT?! *smirks*
If you're totally in love with Edward/Bella fics, read my stories! That's what my world revolves around!
So just a little about my work so far. I write a lot of "heartbreakers" they aren't really heartbreakers because I have a bad habit of always using happy endings. I'm not predictable people! One of these days you'll read one of my stories and everyone will DIE! Then you'll be pleased. :D Just kidding I love those characters too much. Anyhoo yeah usually my stories involve a guy that hurts his girlfriend but he never intended to. Yet the hurt is still there but it all works out in the end. :)
My newest is "You Call This A Vacation?" which is where Edward cheats on Bella. I KNOW! *GASP* MOMENT RIGHT?! How on Earth will Edward get himself outta this one? Guess you'll have to read to find out ;)
I'm trying to get ideas for a brand new story. Some ideas are appreciated. You know where to reach me....oh you dont? Well my email is firstname.lastname@example.org. I'm always available!
So yeah...here's some things I found to be interesting for your entertainment! =D
Lame/Funny Twilight Jokes! XD
1. Edward Cullen knows all your inside jokes. (Man I wish! :D)
2. Jasper Hale will never be a therapist. He already knows how that makes you feel. (soothing...)
3. Edward Cullen doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is. (Yeah I didn't really get that one so if someone could explain it to me? :))
4. Breaking Dawn Prediction #13: Bella will rape Edward. (Poor Edward! That'd be kinda interesting in a weird way though)
5. Dear Jacob, I win. Sincerely, Edward (Aww Edward that's mean. We still love you Jacob. We just love Edward more :D)
6. Gotta love a guy that would piss off the Volturi for you (Hell yeah I would! You got a guy like that for me?!)
7. Thanks Stephenie. Now I'll never find a man (grr that's not funny...only cuz its TRUE!)
8. Hello My Name is Edward Cullens Girlfriend (psh I wish)
9. Dear Diary, Today I made Carlisle feel like he was in love with Edward....AGAIN! HAHAHA! Love, Jasper (I actually LOLed at this one!)
10. Dammit Bella! I get dibs on the next sparkling vamp! K?! (Really!)
11. Aren't most people scared of a sparkling albino guy? (You'd think so! But no!)
Hey I did warn you some would be pretty lame! So my friend just told me something kind of funny...
Edward sparkles...like a diamond right? Edward=diamond right? Okay and Jacob is a werewolf or a dog...Jacob=dog. Soo...ever thought about the sayings Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a MAN's best friend?! I really never thought of it til it was pointed out but SERIOUSLY it's freakin funny! I know you're probably staring at the screen like "I don't get it!" while you twirl your hair and blow bubblegum. Or the rest of you are like "Stupid!" because you realized every hot Twilight character is in love with someone that's NOT you! Hate to break it to ya but you'll never have a vampire fall in love with you...or a werewolf but who'd want that?! (I would! :D)
Kay so for those of you who haven't read my stories here's a brief summary about them a little more detailed.
Blindsided-Bella learns shockingly that Edward is cheating on her with someone from his past. Bella is crushed but is comforted by the support of Edward's family. How will Edward react when Bella tells him how she truly feels? Complete
College-Bella is the new girl in college and Edward is the playboy who has no limits to flirting with any pretty girl he sees. Among all the drama with their friends, does Bella have what it takes to change this heartless playboy into a nice loving boyfriend? All Human Incomplete
I'll Be There-Bella was popular, cheerleader, had a cool boyfriend. Basically had it all until one party changes her life drastically. When no one else believes her, who can she count on to be there for her? All Human waiting for validation completed
Moonless Night-We all missed Edward in New Moon and wondered how he truly felt about being away from Bella for what at the time he thought was forever. Here's my interpretation of New Moon from Edward's POV. Waiting for validation, incomplete
Rejection-After Edward's sudden departure in New Moon we all knew how lost Bella felt. When Edward unexpectantly returns, will Bella welcome him with open arms or will she believe he's just a figment of her imagination? Completed.
The New Student-When a new student shows up to Forks High looking like she could be Bella's sister, Bella feels threatened. After an obvious flirtation between the new girl and Edward, will that put a strain in Bella and Edward's relationship? Completed.
You Call this a Vacation?-Bella goes on a vacation with all her friends including two from Phoenix. When one has undergone a drastic makeover and extreme attitude adjustment and is found all over Edward, how will Bella take it? Did Edward really cheat on Bella? Completed.
Okay yeah I've been rambling for about a half hour now when nobody reads my profile anyways! So thanks for those of you who are extremely bored with your lives and took the time to read this because you are very special to me! :D