Twihardteen

Hey, er, um, well i LOVE TWILIGHT obviosly, shoping, shoes, writing and reading, and oo! volleyball!. Basicly the only things i need in life are Twilight and Starbucks. This is my first Fanfiction stuff. I LOVE Edward Bella, Alice, Jacob, Jasper, Emmett, Taylor Lautner, Jackson, and... srew it! Almost Anybody related to TWILIGHT SCHOOL IS FINALY OUT!!! WHOOOO!! I will be updating hopefully more often now that i don't have teachers nagging me!! WHOOOOOOO! YEAH WHOOOOO!!! I have been to Forks!!! not kidding my family was just taking a vacation in Washington (we drove :( ) and you cant go that close to Forks and not go.) It is exactly like in the book no sun even when its not raining we also went to First Beach/La Push and i annoyed the crap out of 2 HUGE Natives, they unfortunatly they didn't turn into werewolves Sorry for all the spelling mistakes, these are the beginning of many more to come. Sorry! By the way there are NO TEAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These are some other things i feel like sharing with u because i want to i fall douwn a lot! unfortunatly usually in front of a crowd. like yesturday i had a volleyball game and i went back to serve and i just lost my balance! Everbody laughed (and guys in my grade were there too) and i could feel my face turning red :(. then i had to serve, but at least i made it over! My friends can tell when i read new moon along with teachers any twilight fan knows why. Green eyes, long dark chocolate hair, medium hight, blonde and smart at the same time, CRAZY CORE SKITTLES!!! r really good RANDOM outburts My friends say that i have a temper (oops!) A little advice: If your ever want to call an adult or anybody a bad word say this instead "You know what, You're a NOT NICE WORD!!" (if the situation is bad enought you will find that you wont laugh when u say this like u probaly r now) just to let you all no WolfGirl44, Renesmee Black, JacobBlackFan41, Crazed_twilightgirl and a few others taht i am blanking on r all my friends on here if we fight in our reviews we r either kiding or mak up later so yeah dont worry, be :) thos r my best buddies and u should check there stories out 2 WolfGirl44 has an awesome one out oh and to all of them one thing to say SEVEN DAYS! Ha The 5th time i read New Moon it was under my desk during class and when, deep breath, he left, wince, i started to sob and when the teacher asked me waht was wrong said "Hes gone" and kept repeating it. Only my friend who new i was reading it knew waht the heck was going on. Luv volleyball, i am setter!!!!!! Seven Days until Gords Come and Taze You!!!!!!! (don't ask, very long story) Try Reading This: (This is thanks to EdwardBiteMePlz) I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinerytisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read this copy and paste it into your profile! isnt that totally awesome I almost always review stories and i hope u people will do the same for me I have notebooks everywhere in my room (seriously, under my bed, on the floor, bookself) Fav. Sayings Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to run into walls. Dum blonde say wah? (no offense meant i am one of them though technicaly my hair color is brown but my friends don't believe that its my natural) TWILIGHT!!! (It doesn't need any more) Have you ever noticed that in every picture of Taylor Lautner you can see his abs, not that I mind or anything. Copy this into your profiles if: If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the Internet, copy this to your profile If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.If u have typed Edward into ur computer so many times u realized that u type it with only one had or if u r so smart that u just realized that now or aor trying it out ot see if i am right, am i? copy and paste this to ur profileThere's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. A good friend picks you up when you fall,a best friend picks you up and then trips you again." Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls if you hate it that Elmo talks in third-person but then you talk in third person your self , c&p this to your profile. (heheh) Elmo loves crayons, goldfish, and thats about it. yeah! random sparkly vampires! If you ever put glitter on your skin then went into the sunlight and shouted "LOOK I'M A VAMPIRE!!" copy this to your profile. RANDOM! what? nothing. oh. if you talk to your self c&P this to your profile. If u r writing a really long bio cuz ur bored out of ur mind cpy & pste 2 ur prfle If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you think Stephanie Meyer is one of the best writers in existence, copy this into your profile. If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile. If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile! If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this. You're laughing at me now because your older than me by mere months... but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? ;-) Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs (except Edward Cullen of course!!) Come over to the good side, we have Edward Cullen and chocolate! Huh... It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both(and I'm looking at you Edward!) I don't obsess, I think intensely! If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile. If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care!;-) ) If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this. If you have Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse memorized, post this.If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment' copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you love reading Twilight fanfiction copy and past this to your profile. If you want Bella and Edward to get married copy and past this to your profile. If you want Jacob to just grow up and imprint already copy and past this to your profile. (no offense to Jacob lovers) If you loved Harry Potter at first but once you read Twilight you fell in love with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and past this to your profile. If you spend your free time making your own Twilight 'if you evers' and 'you know your obsessed when' then copy and past this to your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile. If you completely got over your Harry Potter obsession when you read Twilight, copy and paste this on your program If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. (I didn't exactly cry...I screamed NO EDWARD! YOU CAN'T LEAVE! If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.-Not only my feet, but I've tripped over nothing too. (Why must I be as clumsy as Bella?) If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile! If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever been hit in the face with a broomstick (on accident, of course!), copy and paste this into your profile! Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. :P If you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. XD If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the STUPID CAPS LOCK!) XP If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (as long as I'm not stuck in the middle of it without an umbrella) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you have ever been sitting in front of your computer when you randomly let out an evil laugh (Hint: I just did that) copy this into your profile When you evil laughed did somebody in the room look at you funny copy this into your profile If you have just figured out that you can copy and paste these into your profile instead of typing them all individually like you have been copy this into your profile When you are in a terribly boring, snoring, class you write twilight if you evers and you know you are obsessed whens copy this into your profile If you have ever drawn a smiley face on another persons nose copy this into your profile If you have ever attacked your best friends little brother when he said Twilight was stupid copy and paste this to your profile (hem hem... alyssa control ur brother) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!If you absolutely LOVE exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and probaly use them annoyingly to other people too much copy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this into your profile!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you have ever wanted to bother your friends so you repeated the same words and actions over and over again until that friend got really confused and started to blink a lot and was questioning her own sanity (not yours for once) If you honestly can be serious copy this into your profile If you have ever screamed when you saw your hair in the morning in the mirror copy this into your profile If you write on your hands (ideas, jokes, names, gibberish, quotes, anything) copy this onto your profile If you are actually reading all of this copy this into your profile If your spelling totally SUCKS! And even spell check dosen't help copy this into your profile U no u r obsessed with twilight when: You buy your boyfriend glitter for his birthday and tell him it will make you really happy if he wore it If you call your boyfriend Edward and he doesn't even get weirded out by it anymore Fav. Books that i highly recomened: Inkheart, Inkspell, Inkdeath (trilogy) TWILIGHT Saga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Great and Terrible Beauty Alanna Series TWILIGHT Saga!!!!!!!!!! ect. more later no time now 8888888888888888888888888888 once i was like trickortreating cuz its fun and u get candy i was a princess and this little kid took one look at me and screamed, yeah i know! imean gosh i didn't think i looked that bad but tehn the kid said "Just kidding" he wasnt like a teen either he was like 6 or 7or 8 or9 i am bad at gureassing ages but nomore then9. New Moon Playlist: Seriously these will make u sob ur heart out Leona Lewis: Bleeding Love Evanescence: Bring Me to Life SuperChick: Stand in the Rain _________------------------------_____________________------------------------______--- i luv smileys :) :) I am a beta Now!!! So if ya need anything hit the conact button at eh topp of the screeen.

Stories Written (4)

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Renee Calls Charlie Everyone 4.5/5 13 1 Yes 574
An ordinary afternoon at Charlie's house and Renee calls wanting to know why she hasn't heard from Bella.
The Before Bella Teen 4.5/5 28 3 No 2707
Before Vampires, Before Edward, Before Forks, Before anything crucial in Bella's life. Bella is living with her mom in Pheonix, Arizona, going to highschool with a seemingliy normal life. Until she gets a glipse of her life to come. Banner By Me! With lots of help and guidence from WolfGirl44!!
Selfish in Biology.....Edward Everyone 5/5 2 1 Yes 117
Edward, thats the most appropriet word for this poem is Edward. This story will lift your spirits (ignore what it says under Series cuz it is not true i am not a computer genius and cant get it off. HELP!
Halloween with Renesmee Everyone 5/5 9 1 Yes 1007
Its Halloween and Renesmee wants to go Trick-or-Treating. Which Cullens will be pulled iinto her costume designs?

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