TopazEyedGirl

Hi, i'm Lauren. i love to read, i have a mini library in my bedroom. My favorite books are Twilight, New Moon, Anita Blake vampire hunter series, Before i die, ... ok so i have a lot more fave books. My fave author is Stephenie Meyer, she is my absolute idol, i also love writing, i've been writing lots of things, most are saved on my computer so maybe i'll put them on but validation always takes ages and it gets annoying. my fave movie is...Pirates of the carabian at worlds end, i love that little monkey. My music taste goes from Avril Lavigne, MCR, Fall out boy, Blue, Hannah Montanna and loads more rock/gothic stuff like Evanescence and Within Temptation. i hope you enjoy my stories because i really enjoy writing them. f you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
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AV is Addicted to Vampires. If you have this, copy this into your profile.
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And…if you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting "Die, squirrel beasts, die!", copy this into your profile.
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My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend or... are the insane bestfriend, then copy this to your profile.(Alice!!!!!!!! ~ Star)
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AACIBD--Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder--except Rosalie--then again she's not really a Cullen is she?
WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome.I have them all! put them in your pro if you do! and you know you do! stop lying to yourself!!!!
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Stories Written (9)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
finding friends in strange people Teen 4.5/5 19 5 Yes 4247
Edward gets scared away by something that happens in Bellas garden, while he's gone, someone kidnaps Bella. i have added chapter five onto chapter four because it wont work on chapter five so now chapter six is rteally chapter 5, becasue i have FINALLY managed to update!!! wooo, cookies for all!!
Because he never found her Everyone 4.5/5 90 6 No 4329
what if Edward had never found Bella in the dance studio, what if james had changed her instead of trying to kill her. what if they met again, 200 years later? in bellas point of view and hello? could someone please bother to review? is it really that crap a story?
Living is just too hard Everyone 4.5/5 16 2 No 3079
Edward leaves bella for a second time.
New faces Everyone 4.5/5 21 3 No 3025
Bella wakes up in a strange room, a strange house with strangers around her, these strange vampires become her new family. This is based on Edward not coming back for Bella and Bella being changd by Victoria then left for dead.
My Winged Twilight Teen 5/5 8 1 No 703
(In the story, it isn't Bella, it's me, but i have wings, its a little strange but this is kind of how i wish it could be, some people are from my life.) A winged girl. A family of vampires A whole new adventure. And I just need to say it's not going to be the normal me, I’m obviously going to add more...I don‘t know, not normal stuff.
Bella's Competition Teen 4/5 15 1 No 757
Let's travel right back to the beginning of Twilight, where Bella sees Edward. Now, didn't we all wonder why Edward had no girlfriend? Well, now he does!!!
Hate Me, Angel Teen 4/5 21 2 No 997
We all know that Rosalie hates Bella. But how far is she willing to go to get rid of her? Is she really prepared to break Edwards’s heart for the sake of jealously? Obviously! This IS Rosalie we’re talking about.
Pained Emotion Teen 5/5 11 1 No 1323
When Edward left Bella Victoria got her and changed her into a vampire. She isn’t a normal one though, she's a Magna. Meaning that her senses are magnified and she has a lot of powers, but she can feel pain as though it is magnified.
Hope For Me Teen 0/5 3 2 No 1450
This is Leah's imprint collection by me. There's loads of people i know she'd never imprint on, but since this is a fanfiction, she will. Vampires. Werewolves. Something else?

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