I'm a girl who apsolutly LOVES the Twilight seiries and enything to do with it. Period. My Favorites! Favorite Male Cullen/Hale: Jazzy (Yum, Yum) Favorite I LOVE JAZZY (yum, yum) poster [image] Favorite Female Cullen/Hale: Alice (Yay to You!) Favorite Male Volturi/Volturi Gard Member: Aro (He rocks!) Favorite Female Volturi/Volturi Gard Member: Jane (Love her!) This my favorite quote from a story. it is from Catch the Wind by Savanna_Cullen, "Telling me not to get detention was like telling Johnny Depp not to be hot, it just didn't work." My very, very favorite male character in the book is Jazzy (yum, yum)!!!!!! And, in relation to that, if I could be anyone in the book I would DEFINATLY BE ALICE!!!!!!!!!!!! and not just because of the Jazzy (yum yum) part, I would love to be a phycic! A FREAK AMONG FREAKS! So, if anyone can see the future and dosen't want to, thay can just had that power over to me!!!!! Disclamer: I got most of this from the bio of Charmingal (go look at it) who got them from EdwardBiteMePleaze ( all of the () are Charmingal's ()s ) ( ) ( )
(")_(") If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy this into your profile. (You know, for someone who is supposed to be smart, I'm surprisingly thick…) If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your bio! (Seriously, THE SHELF HATES ME!!! I bang my head on it at least once a day!!!) If you loved Harry Potter at first but once you read Twilight you fell in love with JASPER WHITLOCK HALE!!! copy and past this to your profile. (Actually, I always had a bit of a thing for the Weasley twins…) If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile (WHOO!!! GO MADNESS!!!) If you completely got over your Harry Potter obsession when you read Twilight, copy and paste this on your bio. (I even had Harry Potter underwear… Do you thing I can get pants with Jasper’s face on them?) If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. (I sobbed so hard, I couldn’t bear to read the rest of it for a couple of hours! But then, I cried in Breaking Dawn too, but I don’t want to spoil it for anyone else so…) If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Though, it never happens when my shoes are untied. Ha, take that castle lady!!!) If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile (I burst into tears in the middle of WHSmiths ‘cos they said they were all out of Breaking Dawn… But they found a copy, so it’s all good. And OMC!!! I'm gonna go see the movie for my birthday!!! Whoo!!!) Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (Now bow down and worship my craziness!!!) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile! (My mum is considering banning the books and the internet… *twitch twitch*) If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (I HATE TREES!!! WHY MUST THEY STEP OUT IN FRONT OF MY PATH?!?!? Once, I rode my bike into a bush. It was a thorn bush, and you’d think that was bad enough, but there was a ditch behind it full of stagnant water… And we were camping at the time, so I had to go for another week without showering!!!) If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. (And everyone else on the planet…) If you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Six and counting!!!) If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (It’s always putting the CAPSLOCK on, I’ve no idea why, but I can totally sympathise with EdwardBiteMePlz, who I stole most of this off) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Oh, wait damn, I can’t claim that… Well, I haven’t died yet this year…) If you regret you have a soul because Edward thinks vampires don't have souls and you want to be a vampire, copy and paste this in your profile. (Although, I think everyone has a soul… IF THEY WANT ONE!!!) If you wanna see something cool click alt+F4 (Haha, that’s so cool! And I betcha fell for it too huh?) If you fell for that I laugh at you. (So do I EdwardBiteMePlz, so do I…) If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hell yeah! I hate fish. But I LOVE tuna.) Some people don't like random people. If you feel like hitting those people in the head and telling them their wrong, paste this into your profile. (I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!! Ooh, look SHINY!!!) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (I spend my entire life reading/writing/wishing I could be reading/writing…) If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (SHUT UP EMMET!!!) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I know I'm in my own world, it’s ok, they know me here. I just got a magnet saying that, isn’t that cool?!?!?) If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile (Worse – it was actually orange juice, and I was wearing my only pair of white shorts… And then, to top it all off, I spilt ketchup down myself. Betcha all know how that looked…) I ran with scissors, and lived! (Haha, I LOVE running with scissors!) If when ever you see the name Edward or anything close to Edward you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile. (I had a squealing fit in the middle of the music block at school because I saw the name Esme C on a wall. Ask Looney if you don’t believe me. I had another little fit later, ‘cos she introduced me to Esme C and she wasn’t a vampire…) If when ever you see the name Cullen or anything close to Cullen you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile. (Didn’t we just talk about this? I have a fit if someone says Volvo, and I nearly passed out when I found out there were lambs in the field behind the campsite! (I went out that evening and named every last one Bella, or variations on the same)) A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. (Meh, pessimism is more fun when it comes to people you like though.) If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. (Then you’ll have a left.) If whenever you see an apple you think of Twilight copy this into you profile. (Or a red flower & New Moon, or a red ribbon and Eclipse (My favourite teddy’s ribbon is red. I keep him with me always) or a chess board and Breaking Dawn) When I'm a mother, a long time from now, and my children asks why there is thunder..... I will not tell them god is bowling, but that vampires are playing baseball...... My children will be reassured because by then I will have taught them to love vampires. If you pledge to tell them this, copy this into your profile. (I PROMISE!!!) If you walk around you house talking to your self about something that happened in one of the Twilight books Copy this into your profile (*looking in the mirror* Haha, I remember when Bella and Edward… Yeah, that’s exactly what I was going to say, how did you know? Oh yeah, you’re me!) If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&P (No, I just scream and squeal. Did you not read about my hissy fit in WHSmiths?) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile. (I haven’t slept in days…) If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I can never seem to spell the when I'm typing… Good thing I have spell checker huh?!?) If you think the Cullen's should have their own theme music, copy this to your Profile (Well, about that… Heheh…) If you mistake pale people at your school as vampires, copy and past this to your profile. (No, but I keep accusing people of being werewolves... And in science we were watching Hancock, and mine and Tasha's theory was that Carlisle was working at the hospital he got taken to!) If whilst reading Twilight you grabbed a dictionary and looked up the word Ostentatious and now you use it in every sentence even if it doesn't sense. (Well, I already knew what it meant… I'm so ostentatious, they call me the Human Dictionary, which is, you know, ostentatious.) If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character JASPER!!! from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why does everyone love Edward so much?) If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of JASPER WHITLOCK HALE!!! copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Lexhen, I'm looking at you here…) If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile (Well, how was I to know it wasn’t a random stranger? I’d just had my hair cut! And styled. And I was wearing a dress, which is totally out of character for me. I’d never have done it if I wasn’t so outrageously loyal.) If you have ever fallen up the stairs, tripped over air, or pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile (At least once a day. I trip on the stairs more often if I'm on the phone, as Looney will tell you. (My toe STILL hurts!!!)) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (Whoo! That makes very little sense, but whoo!) 98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (I'm presuming this is American teenagers, or these statistics have been pulled out of the air, ‘cos I think maybe 2 percent of my school has tried smoking pot, not the other way round. But whatever, don’t do drugs, ‘cos drugs are bad, m’kay? (I LOVE SOUTH PARK!!!)) If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. (OW! My eye!) 92% of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off. (Who are Abercrombie and Fitch? But I'm laughing now, so…) If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, what were we talking about again?) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (See above…) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (Again, at least once a day. For example: when we were in a cheese factory in Cheddar, and I asked if they made the cheese on the premises… We were watching a demonstration at the time…) If you like corn, copy and paste this into your profile. (What type of corn are we talking ‘bout here? ‘Cos I love sweet corn…) If you think I am completely insane and need mental help copy and paste this into your profile. If you know I am insane and need mental help, then welcome to the asylum! If you are completely and so utterly obsessed with Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and BREAKING DAWN!!! If you just want to take over the world and take the rights to the book, copy and paste this into your profile. (I WILL OWN THEM ONE DAY!!! I WILL OWN JASPER!!!) If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hell girl, he’s good looking, rich, he loves you, and most of all… HE KNOWS JASPER!!! SNAP HIM UP QUICK!!! I may love Jazzy-Jazzy-Jasper, followed by pretty much every other male vampire in the book, and some of the females, more than Edward, but I’d take him it if was a choice between him and oh, I don’t know… Jacob?) If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. (Haha, not very bright… But still, IT WAS SHINY!!!) If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool, copy this into your profile. (*shivers* It was a river, but what the Hell, it’s water isn’t it?) If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, copy this into your profile. (Hell yeah! Read Tatashie’s Dream On spin off!) If you avoid ice-skating because last time it led to manslaughter charges, copy this into your profile. (Ow, my arse! I got yelled at for ten minutes in German. I’ve been taking German for three years, I'm doing it at GCSE, and the only words I understood were ‘Shisser, Kalt and Doof (Sh*t, cold and idiot for you Anglo-phones (English speakers))) If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. (And the chair had a back… How retarded am I?) AV is Addicted to Vampires. If you have this, copy this into your profile. (I LOVE YOU JASPER!!!) ADD is Automatic Death Disorder. If you have this, copy this into your profile. (Is that where you constantly try to kill yourself, you constantly wish you were dead or you collapse and say: ‘I'm dying!’ If someone tells you something you don’t want to hear, don’t want to do, or are really excited about…? ‘Cos I have all three…) ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder. If you have this, copy this into your profile. (Seriously, one day my hyper-activity is gonna get me killed. I’ve already been threatened by Somerset-ian farmers ‘cos I was yelling at their cows. But it wasn’t my fault, the cows were stalking me! The second I went to bed, they came right up to the fence and started mooing real loud, and then when I woke up the next morning, they were on the opposite side of the field, just giving me evils! Considering I went to bed and got up at different times every day, you gotta admit that’s creepy!) If you have ever been dazzled by a horrifically perfect vampire *cough* JASPER!!! *cough*, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been dragged around the shops for hours on end by your best friend, copy this into your profile. (Not that I'm complaining or anything, I LOVE SHOPPING!!!) If you have ever threatened to go to Italy because someone won’t do something (i.e.: Looney/Lexhen/Tasha/Various other people not letting me have Jasper, chocolate sauce and bananas all at once… They have such perverted minds! I wanted a banana split, but my ice cream was melting, I had no bananas, and a banana split is not a banana split without chocolate sauce.) COPY AND PASTE MY SWEET, COPY AND PASTE!!!If you have ever fainted because someone made you forget to breathe, copy this into your profile. (I was really angry. Go figure) If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile. (Well, personally, I don’t think you can count swaying on the spot as dancing, so…) And…if you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile. (Nope, but it DID happen with cows once… Or was that a dream…?) Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" (Three words: READ. DREAM. ON.) 98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. (I LIKE BAGELS!!! I like them with tuna and peanut butter. But not all at once. Though that is an intriguing idea…) If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. (OMC!!! I have 100!!! That is like… AWESOMENESS!!! *passes out, has heart attack and dies from excitement*) If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. (Consider. At the moment, I'm leaning more towards calling the twins Jasper and Carlisle/Jasper and Esme (WARNING! This is a JOKE people, I'm not really pregnant at 14 with twins)) You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. (See? No red squiggly line! I’ve added Volturi, La Push and Quileute too! I even have Quileute on auto-correct!) If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile. (And you people wonder why I don’t like Disney anymore…) Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (Hang on… *hums* Abcdefg… Twinkle twinkle little star… OMC!!! THEY DO!!! I NEVER KNEW!!! AND THAT RHYMES!!!) If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (Well, I had just gotten the joke from the last scene…) If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Huh, sorry, what were you saying?) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (Hi! Did you know that…? Umm… Err… BYE!) If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele (No, really, if I didn’t have spell checker I’d be SCREWED!!!) If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. (Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Whoops, sorry vicar…) My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. (All my friends are insane. They have to be to want to hang out with me!) If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hey, wait, it’s cool to be insane, crazy and/or random now?!?!? WTF?!?!? Then how come hardly anyone worships me?) "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. (Nope, Jasper’s been right next to me the whole time… He never left. *Jasper nods sagely*) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (Yeah! Stupid obnoxious snobby people! *goes off to do some obnoxiously snobby and ostentatious things…*) If you have ever stalked a teacher copy to profile. (We followed her around the entire school, and watched her eat her lunch… She’d p’d us off, but I can’t quite remember why now… And, I might just go harass my form tutor/librarian – she lives in the next village, and she only got ONE COPY of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse for the school library, can you believe it?) If you think one of your teachers talks about herself way to much and gives to much homework copy this on to your profile. (My last cookery teacher. We had a 2 hour cookery lesson, and we never did anything, ‘cos she spent the first 1 and ½ hours talking about herself, her family and/or her 1st & 2nd husbands…) If your friends are vampires and you are ok with it copy and paste this on your profile. (I love you too Jasper. Of course I’ll go shopping with you Alice! No Lexhen, you can’t come unless you bring plenty of juice. Grace, stop trying to drink your brother's blood, you know full well he’s a were-pire-goat! Oops, I just dropped Dream On 2 hints... Oops, did I say that out loud? Dream On 2, nope, nothing to do with me!) If you have ever gone mad because you couldn't read a Twilight book or get on Twilight Archives copy and paste this onto your profile. (*sobs* *throws pillows at laptop* And I had a fit in the middle of WHSmiths when… Hey, haven’t I said this already?) If you think that everyone who has no life due to loving Twilight or any book in the series has the best outlook on life, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yep, that’s me!) If you are absolutely obsessed with vampires now that you have read Twilight and all the other books, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Ooh! Something SPARKLY!!! Maybe it’s Jasper! *runs off after sparkly thing*) If you are over-protective of your Twilight books and slap anyone across the nose if they even glance at those books, copy and paste this onto your profile. (DON’T TOUCH IT!!! I even made the guy in WHSmiths let me do the whole zappy thing when I was buying Breaking Dawn, so I didn’t have to let go of it and it wasn’t contaminated too much) If you like pie and want all the world to know it, copy and paste this onto your profile. (OMC! I LOVE PIE! I ALWAYS HAVE! I was the ORIGINAL person to say ‘I like pie’ It was like, my first complete sentence!) If are in book club, you know that you have to read the story before you discuss it at your next meeting. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you like to play with tape. (OMC!!! TAPE!!! I love sticky tape! I like to tie people up with it! Ooh, IDEA!!!) If you ever were going to say something, forget what it was, then walk back to where the idea came to you and remembered what it was, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Back in a mo… *wanders off aimlessly…*) If you’ve ever ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile. (It was so much fun, and I didn’t even get told off for it, unlike that guy in the news… You know, the 80 year old…) If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. (ITCHY!!!)If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. (No, I like it more. I LURVE chocolate. And toffee. And nougat. Ooh, if you're ever in Somerset, in Cheddar Gorge, they have a shop which sells the most divine banana toffee and chocolate fish!) If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (I used to think, if you’re looking in a mirror, can you see a different dimension? But then I took science, and that was the end of that theory.) If you ever looked at one of your siblings and said "who the hell are you?" copy to profile (Well, she’d just had her hair cut… and he was wearing his tae-qwon-do pyjama type things… So yeah, with my brother and sister. And the first thing I said after my brother was born (I was 2 and ½ at the time) was: “What is it?”) If you ever said a guy was hot and found out it was a girl copy to profile. (*wince*)If you have ever ran from Fictional characters that are inside your head copy to profile (NO!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!) If a friend of yours has eaten almost all of your triple chocolate chip brownies and then blamed it on forget-me-nots, copy and paste this into your profile (Not looking at anyone in particular… *glares pointedly at Looney*) If you have ever said something and your friends won't let you live it down to this day copy to profile. (Cringe… *blushes* Well, how was I supposed to know it was… umm… a sexual term?!?) If you ever got mad because they haven't created a Gamegirl copy to profile. (They are so freaking SEXIST!!! Aaaaahhhhh!!!) If you have ever fallen down while playing Dance Dance Revolution copy to profile. (Yet another reason why I don’t dance…) If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. (Hi! I'm Rachel! No, that’s not right… Rebecca? Roberta? RYAN?!? I know it begins with R…) The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (*twitch twitch* OMC, my dentist has the same first, middle and surname as my uncle, its CREEPY!!!) If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Support Lucky and the rest of WinniePony’s Leprechauns!!!) “A good friend picks you up when you fall; a best friend picks you up and then trips you again.” (Looney, Lexhen… Don’t get any ideas…) FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDSFRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" and/or would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!” FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Sir. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MUM and Grandpa, GRAMPSFRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walks right in and says "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. (Or afterlife. Sorry, couldn’t resist butting in… I’ll go away now…) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!” FRIENDS: Would read, and then ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this sh*t! Great Quotes You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder (I say that all the time, people hate me for it…)' "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" –Unknown (Love that quote!) It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! (I HATE it when people say that! It goes right under: ‘You just wanna have your cake and eat it too!’ WHAT ELSE IS THE POINT OF CAKE PEOPLE?!?!?) "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers "If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." --Sam Levenson I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown [image] [image] [image] Real Men Sparkletwilight iconiconTwilight Icon 1Twilight Carlisle icongrocerylist.png xDDDDD yes funny Jasper image by Neon_bear20201614446-1.jpg edward and jasper play guitar hero? o.O...KOOL!!! image by Neon_bear2020[avatar]Edward CullenTwilight Iconedward cullenth1424972kxle1x1g8i.jpg YES YES YES YES YES image by Rose_loves_Ai Damn pyschic pixie!!! [image] Ok, I LOVE babies. I ADORE them. I can't remember exactly where I got this though... Edward's ego is through the roof... 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Stories Written (2)

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When I Died Inside Teen 5/5 11 4 Yes 2620
A classic Edward leaves Bella story with a twist... Edward leaves Bella pregnat and alone. Whe they meet again will she be able to move past her pain? And will her children be able to accept him?
LIfe As We Know It Teen 0/5 0 1 No 511
Bella has a great, human life. What happens when she finds out that a lot of her much loved life is not as human as she thought?

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