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I LOVE TWILIGHT. I LIVE AND BREATH TWILIGHT. #1 TWILIGHT FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love You, you Love ME! Lets Go out And Kill Barnie, With a shot gun BANG BANG! Barnie on the floor, No more stupid dinosaur!COPY AND PASTE THAT TILL BARNIE DIES!!! MwhahahaCopy and Paste If your an MJ Fan (RIP MJ!!!! WE LOVE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE! YOUR A LEDGEND!)Copy and Paste If you have ever fallen down and suddenly burst out crying because Edward Cullen wasn't there to catch you. Soo true..xD LOL! Copy and Pastiess! Copy And Paste this If you can't walk across a flat surface with out finsiding some way to trip! (Yep....Happens all the friken time...I also tripped down the staires cause of a peice of chocolate lint on the floor.... :) Yea...I Iz very smart *Rolls eyes*) Copy And Paste this If your a Brunette with ALOT Of Blonde Moments.. (Blonde Pplz Dont Take offence!!) !!! I love You, you Love ME! Lets Go out And Kill Barnie, With a shot gun BANG BANG! Barnie on the floor, No more stupid dinosaur! COPY AND PASTE THAT TILL BARNIE DIES!!! Mwhahaha Copy and Paste If your an MJ Fan (RIP MJ!!!! WE LOVE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE! YOUR A LEDGEND!) Copy and Paste If you have ever fallen down and suddenly burst out crying because Edward Cullen wasn't there to catch you. ( I have and it HURT!!) Copy And Paste this If you Liek Copy and Pasties!! Mwhahah al the pics up top are from scarlet blush p.s. READ HER STORIES i also love harry potter too but not more than twlight hehe STUPID WARNINGS
This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily. 1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required 14. Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use 15. Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..) 16. Hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) 17. On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!) 18. On a bar of soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(that would be how?) 19. On some frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!) 20. On dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late!) 21. On Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.) 22. On packaging for a iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?) 23. On Childen's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) 24. On some sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!) 25. On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.) 26. On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.) 27. On peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(no peas?) 28. On an packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..) 29. On a chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Really? Well there goes my brillent plan...) 30. On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief. I hope you're proud.) i love fairys too i took this test to see if i was evil and hers what i got...You've managed to achieve some evil in your life, though you probably feel that it isn't enough. Your soul (assuming you haven't sold it yet) searches for answers and meaning. You constantly worry about not being able to find the next step on the ladder of evil, and you remain fearful that your evil streak could end at any time if you don't soon find ways of being more evil, more cruel, and more destructive. Worry not, for we are here to help. Just follow the Evil-People link down at the bottom of this page. werid huh hehehehehe right? this is just somthig cool i found Ah personality, it's a wonderful thing, no? Your personality is what makes you who you are. It's that organized set of unique traits and characteristics that makes you different from every other person in the world. Not only does your personality make you special, it makes you YOU! i like it! heres another thing...1039307675_hermione-g.jpg
You're Hermione! You're smart, clever and full of ideas. You're always there to help your friends out of a tight spot using your logic and intellegence. You have an amazing work ethic- you'll stay up all night finishing a paper for class, and it'll be twice as long as it needs to be! Speaking of... Have you seen my copy of "Hogwarts, A History"? most of these pics are scarletts i love music go lady gaga my fav song is love game my fav book is the whole twilight saga i am the president queen what ever i am to them but lets just ay that i am the resident of a twilight club and a GG club go ally go stephine i am a #1 reader i am a beta for twilight archives and i hope to be an author to both fan fic and twilight archives.(maybe in life to? idk) my nick name is geniveve(not my name it from a vampire name generator from google) it means isis of evil the purest evil of all evil and evil comes in many forms i know crazy right :) my fav poem FIRE AND ICE Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favour fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice. lillan is not my name i just love the name.and for thos eof you who love harry potter my last name is the same as harrys mother cool right except for the part that she was murdered. aww poor harry. now for the one and only twlighters who hates jacob? ooooooooooooooooooo i do i do i do i do. i hate him wth every fiber of my patrounus would be a fox... http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bTxJmxPTEyNTMMjEyNzY2NTkmcHQ9MTI1MzQyMTMyOTQ2NSZwPTM5Njk4MSZkPXBhdHJvbnVzX3Rlc3QmZzxJm89MDNjYWFkMmM3NzANDAyZTkzNjg3Zjk3MjQzZGFkZWQ=.gif" />
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This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily. 1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required 14. Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use 15. Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..) 16. Hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) 17. On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!) 18. On a bar of soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(that would be how?) 19. On some frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!) 20. On dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late!) 21. On Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.) 22. On packaging for a iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?) 23. On Childen's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) 24. On some sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!) 25. On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.) 26. On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.) 27. On peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(no peas?) 28. On an packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..) 29. On a chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Really? Well there goes my brillent plan...) 30. On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief. I hope you're proud.) i love fairys too i took this test to see if i was evil and hers what i got...You've managed to achieve some evil in your life, though you probably feel that it isn't enough. Your soul (assuming you haven't sold it yet) searches for answers and meaning. You constantly worry about not being able to find the next step on the ladder of evil, and you remain fearful that your evil streak could end at any time if you don't soon find ways of being more evil, more cruel, and more destructive. Worry not, for we are here to help. Just follow the Evil-People link down at the bottom of this page. werid huh hehehehehe right? this is just somthig cool i found Ah personality, it's a wonderful thing, no? Your personality is what makes you who you are. It's that organized set of unique traits and characteristics that makes you different from every other person in the world. Not only does your personality make you special, it makes you YOU! i like it! heres another thing...
You're Hermione! You're smart, clever and full of ideas. You're always there to help your friends out of a tight spot using your logic and intellegence. You have an amazing work ethic- you'll stay up all night finishing a paper for class, and it'll be twice as long as it needs to be! Speaking of... Have you seen my copy of "Hogwarts, A History"? most of these pics are scarletts random pics i luv “I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there’s no f@ing way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. A rock would tear that sh!t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh sh!t I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you ahole.” I have just finished reading Breaking Dawn, the last book in the Twilight Saga and I loved it! I love all of them, but I do think that New Moon is very sad. I HATE JACOB BLACK!! Sorry, he just seems like such a prick. He keeps trying to break Bella and Edward up for God's sake! Sorry if that offended anyone. I'll stop my little rant now and go on to say, I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!! Okay, I don't know a single person that doesn't love him, and if you don't, then you are serious stupid. He has got to be the sweetest guy ever!! I love him. Haha, I'll stop talking now. Any hoo. My fav pairings are: HGDM, HHr, HPDM, SSHG, HGSB. I love those ones because not many people would ever expect that to happen. My disliked pairings are: HGRW, and HPGW. I'm sorry, but I just don't like the way the story ended like that. Hermione is way too good for Ron! OMG. My fav Twilight pairings are the canon ones. I HATE JACOB BLACK!! He should go die in a hole. Sorry for all the people that like him, but wish he would just go die already, or go imprint on someone that Bella didn't know so she wouldn't have to face him anymore and he wouldn't keep ruining her wonderful life with the hottest guy ON THE PLANET!! Sorry, I'm a bit over obsessive about Edward Cullen. My Fav Music: Disney, Alien Ant Farm, Aerosmith, Avril Lavigne, Billy Joel, Blink-182, Bowling For Soup, Boys Like Girls, Busted, Counting Crows, Creed, Dashboard Confessional, Elton John, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Fountians of Wayne, Gabriella Cilmi, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Hinder, Hoobastank, Hunters & Collectors, Jet, Jimmy Eat World, John Farnham, Jordin Sparks, Justin Timberlake, Katy Perry, Kenny Loggins, The Last Goodnight, The Living End, Maroon 5, Monty Python, My Chemical Romance, A New Found Glory, Nickleback, Nirvana, Pink, Paramore, Pete Murray, Phil Collins, Plain White T's, Reel Big Fish, Rick Springfield, Ricki-Lee, Rob Thomas, Ronan Keating, Robbie Williams, Santana, Sara Bareilles, Sarah McLachlan, Shaggy, Simple Plan, Smash Mouth, Spiderbait, Sum 41, System of a Down, Tpain and Flo Rida, The Used, The Veronicas, Yellow Card and 3 Doors Down. Books: Twilight, Harry Potter, Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr, Sabriel, Lirael, Abhorsen, Evolution of the Vampire: The Australian Story, and heaps more that I can't think of at this point in time! ONTO COPY AND PASTES! FEEL FREE TO TAKE ANYTHING! :D FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the nightBEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to callFRIENDS: Wonder about your love lifeBEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with itFRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!A REAL BOYFRIEND When she stares at your mouthKiss herWhen she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than youGrab her and dont let goWhen she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuffKiss her and tell her you love herWhen she's quietAsk her whats wrongWhen she ignores youGive her your attentionWhen she pulls awayPull her backWhen you see her at her worstTell her she's beautifulWhen you see her start cryingJust hold her and dont say a wordWhen you see her walkingSneak up and hug her waist from behindWhen she's scaredProtect herWhen she steals your favorite hatLet her keep it and sleep with it for a nightWhen she teases youTease her back and make her laughWhen she doesn't answer for a long timereassure her that everything is okayWhen she looks at you with doubtBack yourself upWhen she says that she likes youSHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!When she grabs at your handsHold her's and play with her fingersWhen she bumps into you;bump into her back and make her laughWhen she tells you a secretkeep it safe and untoldWhen she looks at you in your eyesdont look away until she doesWhen she says it's overshe still wants you to be hersWhen she reposts this bulletinshe wants you to read it- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, HermioneGranger1993, Singing Tree, kiki144327, kiki1592, THE silVeR m0.onLiGhTSHAdow, JIRDST4eva, TwIlIgHt-LoVeR24,oneandonlyvampirefairy, Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901...
heck, he's sexier than everyone since 1901 The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism If youve just read that and haven't taken it onto your own profile then i take that you are a racist? For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you laugh. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when u watch every single twilight trailer on youtube, hoping that each one will hav a little bit more! crazy is making quiz's in your science lesson on the OC and then passing them 2 your friend to do it and then send u back one! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and past this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV. If you will throw Breaking Dawn into a wall if Bella ends up with Jacob or Bella and Jake sleep together, copy and past this to your profile. If you hate the fact that Edward Cullen isn't your boyfriend (Because he's mine) copy and paste this onto your profile! If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.( sometimes...they don't get along well with my other voice though.) If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward or Jasper, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" or "Emmett" you freak out and have a small fit because you love one of them so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, TwilightVampire92, undeniablebloodlust, TheExplodingKiwi, TayMelia, JadisSnape, Twilighter434, JIRDST4eva, TwIlIgHt-LoVeR24 Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories,TwilightVampire92, undeniablebloodlust, TheExplodingKiwi, Aeieo, JadisSnape, Twilighter434, JIRDST4eva, TwIlIgHt-LoVeR24 If you copy and pasted this onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wish Jacob would imprint on a nice girl, and then all that drama between Bella and Jacob would end, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate people just 'cause they talk about Twilight without including you in their conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile.( Hehe, i am not to obsessed!) If this is your last copy and paste thingy for the day, copy and paste this onto your profile.( oops i lied..) If before you read Twilight, you thought it was going to be a corny book, but after you read it you fell in love with it and all of its characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think I write ridiculous copy-and-paste-thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you refuse to copy and paste anything onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you got tricked by that last copy and paste thing, and your not ashamed, copy and paste this onto your profile. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?Boy: No.Girl: Do you like me?Boy: No.Girl: Do you want me?Boy: No.Girl: Would you cry if I left?Boy: No.Girl: Would you live for me?Boy: No.Girl: Would you do anything for me?Boy: No.Girl: Choose—me or your life?Boy: My lifeThe girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says..The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.AHHHH Post on your profile if you love. You know you're a 90's kid when...(Bolded phrases apply to me) You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick, Angry Beavers...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. Captain Planet. He's a Hero. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads. You remember Ring Pops. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought iteverywhere.

. . . FurbiesSaved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.And Windows 95 was the best.You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.Michael Jordan was a king. YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff! All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out. You collected those Beanie Babies. Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie Carebears Gak was the coolest stuff invented. Lambchop's song never ended. The old dollar bills. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.If you even know what an original walkman is.You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that! You remember Highlight's magazine. You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before MIKE JONES . . . Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .Before Spongebob . . .Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs.When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.When gameboy was a brick.You did MASH to figure out your future When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket. When there were only five American Girls. Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!! Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. You remember reading "Goosebumps"When you sang along to Shaggy's, "Angel" and "It Wasn't Me"When you loved "Teenage Dirtbag"......and Sophie Ellis BexterWhen you only listened to Pop music, and thought Rock and punk was horribleWhen you had the really crappy baby toys . . ....and think back now and say, "I wish I had those toys when I was a baby . . ."When you thought barbie was the best thing on the planet......and you played with her every dayWhen you loved "Stacy's Mom" and sang along to it all the time.When Disney movies were the only movies you would watch.When you thought Britney Spears was cool. Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! You Know You Live In 2008 When... 1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years 3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv 6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer 7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends 8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling 9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this 10. You were too busy to notice number five 11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five 12. And now your laughing at your stupidity 13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it I agree with the dictionary. Girls before Guys. Partying before studying. And friends before love. when you're caught looking at him just remember he was looking back having the love of your life breaking up with you and saying "we can still be freinds" is like your dog dying and you're mom saying "you can still keep it..." if an apple a day keeps the doctor away and i'm in forks, washington...im throwing those damn apples away. Thanks for reading all of those, even though you really didn't have to. Oh, and BTW, you can use any of them, I really don't mind. I think they are all awesome! <table style="width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; font: normal 12px sans-serif; background-color: white;"><tr><td colspan="2" style="background: white; color: black; padding: 5px;"><b style="font: bold 20px serif; display: block; margin-bottom: 8px;">Which God or Goddess are you like?</b> <div style="font-size: 16px; margin-bottom: 4px;">Your Result: <b>You are your own God or Goddess</b></div><div style="width: 200px; background: white; border: 1px solid black;"><div style="width: 89%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div><p style="margin: 10px; border: none; background: white; color: black;">Sorry to say, i have no answer that fits you. You are your very own person, and you like to do things your own way. You have stumped me this time, but i will soon make a quiz that will have your answer, just you wait...</p></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">Goddess Sekhemet</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 80%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">Goddess Bast</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 68%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">Satan</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 68%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">God Zeus</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 54%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">Budha</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 45%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">Jesus</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 27%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Christian God</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div><br><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/">Quiz Created on GoToQuiz</a></td></tr></table>

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Fear Everyone 5/5 4 1 Yes 220
this is just a random poem i thought of while reading eclipse. i dont know how it relates to the saga either so just read it and tell me what you think.
My Flame Everyone 5/5 2 1 Yes 50
this is a poem about how rosalie feels when people call her names.....
A Painless Death Everyone 0/5 0 1 Yes 90
This Is About How Edward Felt When He Went To The Voltiri and Asked Them To Kill Him And They Say No...SO HIs Revenge is By Revealing Himself TO THe Humans...Please Read And Review :)
Why? Everyone 2.5/5 0 1 Yes 105
i was thinking about carslie one day and i thought how he hated killing any living thing well this got me thinking why? why is the world the way it is? Please Read And Review thank flicker for the pic :) Why? by Amy Alldis.
My Revenge Teen 0/5 0 1 Yes 62
Its About Rosalie And (If You Remember Book 3) She Told Bella About The Guys Who Raped Her And Then She Killed Them(After She Became A Vampire) This Is Like A Poem On Her Thoughts Before She Got Her "Revenge"... This Is Also The Sequal To My Flame Rated Teen

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