friedchickenlovesthebeatles Possible the funniest Twilight Blog. EVER. [Contains mature content.] Hi. [I don't say Hey!. After watching (500) Days of Summer, I no longer say: "Hey!"] My name is Emma and there's three plausible reasons why you're here right now:1. You wondered about my nickname.2. You just stumbled across one of my stories, and you decided you wanted to see my weird nickname.3. You wandered about my nickname.Yeah, anywho, I think #1 and 3 are most plausible. funny pic 58 Pictures, Images and PhotosFunny little kid, that girl. Hehe. Anywhoo. I like to think my life's OK. Better than OK, actually. (& I'm saying this as I type on those adorable & loveable keyboards at my school library) I listen to loud indie, wallow in books, can't sleep, complain about society's excesses, love me some frozen yogurt, can't stand The Boober [Justin Beiber], am freakishly obssessed with Twilight & The Beatles, nod my head and bit my lips often, believe that MTV (who I no longer believe in) should've put a lion in the audience with the Gaga's meat dress, hate ridiculously- & by ridiculous, I mean the regular 99 F - 105 F temperature - hot summer days, watch too many movies, say "Ya'll!" a lot, and have the awesomest people in the world as friends. And lastly, I smile -frequently!- It's good for you! Also, I'm not a screaming fangirl. I believe in a civilized fandom that doesn't rip their vocal chords every time they hear the word 'Twilight'. I just blew out one candle a few months ago. Not that I'm one. Fourteen candles should've been on that cake. I refuse to get a Facebook. I won't give in to the pressures of society, & especially because I find no point to it. Easy as that. :) I apologize if I bothered you too much. The following message is a reccomendation, & not a demand, as much of the people on here make it: Go ahead and read, rate, and review all my poetry and my stories! I'll return the favor as soon as I can! Thanks, and much love,Emma :D

Stories Written (11)

Title Age Rating Reviews Chapters Complete Words
Marry Me Everyone 0/5 2 1 Yes 50
A recounting, I guess you could call it, of one of the major events that happened the night Bella wakes up and Edward apologizes for everything in New Moon.
Reneesme Everyone 5/5 2 1 Yes 66
*Breaking Dawn Spoiler* A short poem depicting what Bella feels when she officially meets her daughter.
Things Change Everyone 0/5 1 1 Yes 31
Short poem depicting the confusion in New Moon when Jacob ignored Bella after he became a werewolf.
Without You Everyone 0/5 2 1 Yes 39
A poem depicting a bit of what Bella feels when Edward isn't there.
Impossible Everyone 0/5 0 1 Yes 23
A poem depicting a crucial point in New Moon.
Maine General Medical Center Teen 5/5 8 2 No 2569
Surgeon Swan has known her now ex-boyfriend for almost 12 years. But after she caught Jacob cheating, she decides to give the romance a break. But when Dr. Cullen, the new surgeon, comes to town, Bella must choose between her growing love for this mysterious, yet attractive man, or her love for Jacob. All human. Slightly OOC. Create your own banner at!
Undone Everyone 0/5 1 1 Yes 727

Ever wonder what Jacob thought during New Moon? Undone describes it perfectly. Takes place during New Moon during the first few days that Bella starts seeing Jake.
Rainbows Everyone 5/5 2 2 No 987
This will be a series of "color poems", as I like to call them, about the Twilight Saga. Told from all sorts of POVs, take a trip through the rainbow of the Twilight Saga. Create your own banner at! Include:
Yellow: Inspired by Coldplay's Yellow Purple: Inspired by The Beatles' Words of Love & Till There Was You
You Say You Want A Revolution... Adult 3.6/5 13 3 No 2467
In 1775, Bostonians awoke to Paul Revere's Midnight Ride. "The British are coming, the British are coming!" And they truly were. When Lieutenant Masen, fighting on the side of the British, arrives at Bella's doorstep as part of the Quartering Act, their fates crash, and problems ensue. Their strictly relationship as dwellers turn into a troubled and complicated love life. Their intertwined fates become one, and romance takes over. Who knew history could be so entertaining? All Human, with a few surprises in store. Starts late-winter 1775. CHAPTER FOUR WILL BE UPLOADED SOON! :)bannefffr.jpg picture by samara_c_2007 Banner made entirely by me! :D -I will start updating soon!
A New Beginning Teen 5/5 3 3 No 2614
Years after the big confrontation between the Volturi, the Cullens, the wolf pack, Reneesme is ready to begin public school. But an incident from that very first day will mark her life forever. This incident leads to fights and even the meeting of her future love, Elijah. But when things spiral out of control, and Nessie and Elijah make the wrong decisions, the Volturi and the Pack come back into play, and things are sure to get chaotic.
I Wish You Were Here Everyone 0/5 0 1 Yes 189
Although not shown widely in Eclipse, I'm sure Bella truly missed Jacob. Poem depicting what Bella was willing to do for Jacob, though knowing deep in her heart she'd just hurt him more. Based on "Wish You Were Here" by Pink Floyd

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